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Nordic sperm shortage

  1. Aug 13, 2008 #1

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    http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/08/12/MNP1129OJL.DTL

    Pretty kooky. The article says there is no record of people developing Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease from a sperm donation.
     
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    That's crazy.
     
  4. Aug 13, 2008 #3
    just curious, there, MIH, were you looking for something specifically to come across this article?
     
  5. Aug 13, 2008 #4

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    :rofl: No, it was on the radio this morning. No viking babies for me.
     
  6. Aug 13, 2008 #5
    good---because, I couldn't imagine there would be any volunteers here----









    :wink:

    (I did mention that I lived in Norway for two years as a kid)
     
  7. Aug 13, 2008 #6

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    Arildno could make a fortune. He's brilliant, he's Norweedish.
     
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    What was really crazy is on the radio this morning, they said that people were selling what they had left under brand names like "Finn" and "Olaf". Imagine that.. brand names!
     
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    I think he'd make an excellent brand. :approve:
     
  10. Aug 13, 2008 #9
    I'll Buy 500 Shares Or Nordosperm Inc!!!!
     
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    I'm tellin' ya - this is quite a business opportunity! Especially if the sperm can be certified "mad cow-free".
     
  12. Aug 13, 2008 #11

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    You'd want a Finn if you were going Scandinavian. They can drive better. :biggrin:
     
  13. Aug 13, 2008 #12
    and if they sold it 'not through the legitimate markets', would it be called 'blonde market' sperm?


    (pssst-lady---I got a handful of the GOOOOD stuff!!!)
     
  14. Aug 13, 2008 #13

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    :rofl:

    I believe it would!

    I'm not touching that one!
     
  15. Aug 13, 2008 #14
    maybe if you would touch it you wouldn't need a sperm bank.
     
  16. Aug 13, 2008 #15
    Maybe we should whip something up. This topic is exploding with potential.
     
  17. Aug 13, 2008 #16
    This is apparently about the wish for blue eyed blond babies. Do blond babies have more fun? Why did the cow get mad in the first place. This is udderly ridiculous.:smile:
     
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    *slaps forehead* I've been doing it wrong!
     
  19. Aug 13, 2008 #18

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    No, I'm pretty sure that won't do it.
     
  20. Aug 13, 2008 #19
    I'm a 1/4 Norwegian. Hmm, money making possibilities. Besides, I doubt they can legally put age restrictions, LOL.
     
  21. Aug 13, 2008 #20
    Damn, my brand names wouldn't be quite as charming. Hoiseth, Skillingstad, and way back there Skaftnes, don't have quite the ring of "Olaf" or "Finn".
     
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