I sent the Evo Child to get a smoked turkey because it was on sale for half price. I handed her the flyer so she wouldn't forget what was on sale. She refused it, saying she wouldn't forget. Three hours later she shows up with a regular turkey, it's pouring down rain and it's the end of the sale.
Ok, I cooked my NON smoked turkey last night.

When you're craving smoked turkey, it just doesn't hit the spot.
So, I just made a huge bowl of turkey salad. Now I have ten more pounds of bland turkey to deal with.
I was planning to use the smoked turkey to flavor beans and make incredible collard greens with smoked turkey legs...