Programming Jokes: Lame, Science & Math Jokes!

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The discussion revolves around the idea of creating a dedicated thread for programming jokes, building on existing threads for lame and science jokes. Participants share various programming-related jokes, highlighting the humor found in coding mishaps and the quirks of programming languages. Jokes include puns about common programming scenarios, such as confusing Halloween with Christmas due to coding syntax and humorous takes on debugging. The conversation also touches on the challenges of programming, with anecdotes about the complexities of coding languages and the frustrations of working with outdated or poorly written code. Additionally, there are discussions about the importance of clear communication in programming and the humorous misunderstandings that can arise in tech environments. Overall, the thread serves as a lighthearted space for programmers to share laughs while reflecting on their experiences in the field.
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I was having trouble with my internet at the farm, so I moved the modem to the barn.

Now I have stable wifi.
 
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Borg said:
Now I have stable wifi.
Oh my gawd...
 
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I was having trouble with my internet at the farm, so I moved the modem to the barn.

Now I have stable wifi.


It may be stable but, I bet its thruput stinks.
 
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Tom.G said:
It may be stable but, I bet its thruput stinks.
There must be a lot of people with the same setup since there's so much manure on the internet. :oldtongue:
 
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Thanks to autocorrect, 1 in 5 children will be getting a visit from Satan this Christmas.
 
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Borg said:
I was having trouble with my internet at the farm, so I moved the modem to the barn.

Actually, that was a rather lofty idea. . . . :-p
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OCR said:
Actually, that was a rather lofty idea. . . . :-p
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Just don't move it to the chicken coop. It will get fowled up.
 
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Borg said:
Just don't move it to the chicken coop. It will get fowled up.
According to this Wikipedia article, performance can be relatively poor. Also note the out of order delivery.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IP_over_Avian_Carriers said:
$ ping -c 9 -i 900 10.0.3.1
PING 10.0.3.1 (10.0.3.1): 56 data bytes
64 bytes from 10.0.3.1: icmp_seq=0 ttl=255 time=6165731.1 ms
64 bytes from 10.0.3.1: icmp_seq=4 ttl=255 time=3211900.8 ms
64 bytes from 10.0.3.1: icmp_seq=2 ttl=255 time=5124922.8 ms
64 bytes from 10.0.3.1: icmp_seq=1 ttl=255 time=6388671.9 ms
 
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Wrichik Basu said:
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Yep, we actually had something very similar in our Emergency Evacuation Plan for employees. "Save your work, grab your wallet/purse and keys and evacuate the building to the assembly area". :smile:
 
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berkeman said:
Save your work
In the cloud, I believe? The hard disk won't be very helpful in case of a fire…
 

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