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Programming Jokes: Lame, Science & Math Jokes!
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This forum discussion centers around programming jokes, highlighting various humorous anecdotes related to coding, syntax, and developer experiences. Participants share classic jokes, such as the confusion between Halloween and Christmas due to programming logic, and the challenges of using CSS properties like font-size. The conversation also touches on the importance of syntax in programming languages, with references to C and Java, and the humorous implications of coding errors and misunderstandings.
PREREQUISITES- Understanding of CSS properties and units (e.g., px, em)
- Basic knowledge of programming languages such as C and Java
- Familiarity with common programming concepts like syntax and debugging
- Awareness of programming humor and its cultural significance in developer communities
- Explore advanced CSS techniques for responsive design
- Learn about debugging tools in JavaScript
- Research the history and evolution of programming languages like C and Java
- Investigate the role of humor in software development and team dynamics
Software developers, programmers, and anyone interested in the lighter side of coding and programming culture.
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Was that at the Foo bar?Wrichik Basu said:
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It's funny because it's true.Wrichik Basu said:
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I was having trouble with my internet at the farm, so I moved the modem to the barn.
Now I have stable wifi.
Now I have stable wifi.
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Oh my gawd...Borg said:
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I was having trouble with my internet at the farm, so I moved the modem to the barn.
Now I have stable wifi.
It may be stable but, I bet its thruput stinks.
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There must be a lot of people with the same setup since there's so much manure on the internet.Tom.G said:
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Thanks to autocorrect, 1 in 5 children will be getting a visit from Satan this Christmas.
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Borg said:
Actually, that was a rather lofty idea. . . .
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Just don't move it to the chicken coop. It will get fowled up.OCR said:Actually, that was a rather lofty idea. . . .
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According to this Wikipedia article, performance can be relatively poor. Also note the out of order delivery.Borg said:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IP_over_Avian_Carriers said:
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Wrichik Basu said:
Yep, we actually had something very similar in our Emergency Evacuation Plan for employees. "Save your work, grab your wallet/purse and keys and evacuate the building to the assembly area".
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In the cloud, I believe? The hard disk won't be very helpful in case of a fire…berkeman said:
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