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Programming Jokes: Lame, Science & Math Jokes!
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The discussion revolves around the idea of creating a dedicated thread for programming jokes, building on existing threads for lame and science jokes. Participants share various programming-related jokes, highlighting the humor found in coding mishaps and the quirks of programming languages. Jokes include puns about common programming scenarios, such as confusing Halloween with Christmas due to coding syntax and humorous takes on debugging. The conversation also touches on the challenges of programming, with anecdotes about the complexities of coding languages and the frustrations of working with outdated or poorly written code. Additionally, there are discussions about the importance of clear communication in programming and the humorous misunderstandings that can arise in tech environments. Overall, the thread serves as a lighthearted space for programmers to share laughs while reflecting on their experiences in the field.
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jack action
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Ivan Seeking
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Why do programmers keep confusing Halloween with Christmas?
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25
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So the follow-on response would be RTFM?
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Surely (no one/everyone) will (recognize how flexible and useful this architecture is/spend a huge amount of effort painstakingly preserving and updating this garbage I wrote in 20 minutes)
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The ill-formed orange
Fails to satisfy the eye
Segmentation fault
Fails to satisfy the eye
Segmentation fault
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And that's how Docker was born…
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Your best bet is to look up the file size of all the files, then use C to generate that many random 1s and 0s. You'll get there eventually.Wrichik Basu said:
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