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Programming Jokes: Lame, Science & Math Jokes!
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Why do programmers keep confusing Halloween with Christmas?
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25
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Borg
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So the follow-on response would be RTFM?
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Surely (no one/everyone) will (recognize how flexible and useful this architecture is/spend a huge amount of effort painstakingly preserving and updating this garbage I wrote in 20 minutes)
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The ill-formed orange
Fails to satisfy the eye
Segmentation fault
Fails to satisfy the eye
Segmentation fault
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And that's how Docker was born…
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Your best bet is to look up the file size of all the files, then use C to generate that many random 1s and 0s. You'll get there eventually.Wrichik Basu said:
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