Programming Jokes: Lame, Science & Math Jokes!

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The discussion revolves around the idea of creating a dedicated thread for programming jokes, building on existing threads for lame and science jokes. Participants share various programming-related jokes, highlighting the humor found in coding mishaps and the quirks of programming languages. Jokes include puns about common programming scenarios, such as confusing Halloween with Christmas due to coding syntax and humorous takes on debugging. The conversation also touches on the challenges of programming, with anecdotes about the complexities of coding languages and the frustrations of working with outdated or poorly written code. Additionally, there are discussions about the importance of clear communication in programming and the humorous misunderstandings that can arise in tech environments. Overall, the thread serves as a lighthearted space for programmers to share laughs while reflecting on their experiences in the field.
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Wrichik Basu said:
In the cloud, I believe? The hard disk won't be very helpful in case of a fire…
As long as the HDD survives the drenching by the sprinklers, we should still have the data. That was back in the pre-cloud days (AKA the Stone Age). :wink:
 
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  • #122
Wrichik Basu said:
In the cloud, I believe? The hard disk won't be very helpful in case of a fire…
We once got to the airport and found our airline's staff logging check-ins by hand. Don't know if true or not, but the story we heard was that there had been a fire in their data center, and the backup data center was in the same building.

At least the safety record suggests that their pilots are a bit better at their jobs...
 
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Ibix said:
and the backup data center was in the same building.
Oops...
 
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Maybe they even had the backups on the same drives. :rolleyes:
 
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Good news is, they kept paper copies of all the data. Bad news is, that's where the fire started.
 
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This has been me more times than I'll admit.

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I think that there's more than one programmer who's wanted to do this.

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  • #137
Borg said:
I think that there's more than one programmer who's wanted to do this.

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That'd be an interesting interview.
"So, what attracts you to work at our company?"
"Ticket AB1234 in your issue tracker."
 
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  • #149
Wrichik Basu said:
I had one of those today.

"Thanks for your code to help me with my task, but when I do <this> it breaks."

"I must admit it never occurred to me that anyone would try anything as bizarre as that..."

(I was a bit more diplomatic - the kid's bright enough, but not very experienced.)
 
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