Programming Jokes: Lame, Science & Math Jokes!

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The discussion revolves around the idea of creating a dedicated thread for programming jokes, building on existing threads for lame and science jokes. Participants share various programming-related jokes, highlighting the humor found in coding mishaps and the quirks of programming languages. Jokes include puns about common programming scenarios, such as confusing Halloween with Christmas due to coding syntax and humorous takes on debugging. The conversation also touches on the challenges of programming, with anecdotes about the complexities of coding languages and the frustrations of working with outdated or poorly written code. Additionally, there are discussions about the importance of clear communication in programming and the humorous misunderstandings that can arise in tech environments. Overall, the thread serves as a lighthearted space for programmers to share laughs while reflecting on their experiences in the field.
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I get my ideas while sleeping. :cool:
 
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  • #203
I can.
Who is the plagiarist now?
Primarily, it is ChatGPT.
 
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  • #207
When the sysadmin installs the OS and applications on the HDD and leaves the SSD for files...

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  • #210
For me, it was "would you like to learn PHP?". I avoided that one.
 
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  • #211
Wrichik Basu said:
If anybody tells you I fell into that one twice this afternoon they're liars and you shouldn't trust them, alright?
 
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  • #212
Ibix said:
If anybody tells you I fell into that one twice this afternoon they're liars and you shouldn't trust them, alright?
Yup.
 
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Borg said:
I get my ideas while sleeping. :cool:
So that's why so much code is somnambulant!
 
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  • #229
Wrichik Basu said:
Ken Thompson

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Heh, I'm surprised he would work for a company that was so stupid/ignorant as to not recognize who he is.

I'd never work for a company that tried to make me take a C++ proficiency test... :oldtongue:
 
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  • #230
strangerep said:
Heh, I'm surprised he would work for a company that was so stupid/ignorant as to not recognize who he is.
Cary Grant told a story of turning up for an internal flight when he was the Hollywood leading man and being greeted with a cheery "Good morning Mr Grant! I'll need to see some ID please." Sometimes procedure replaces common sense...
 
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  • #238
I'm glad my brain and nervous system automates a bunch of the stuff the other organs do, though. Imagine having to remember to breathe all the time...
 
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  • #239
Ibix said:
I'm glad my brain and nervous system automates a bunch of the stuff the other organs do, though. Imagine having to remember to breathe all the time...
shopping
 
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jbriggs444 said:
shopping
I must say I've never read it. Does Marlowe have to remember to breathe a lot or something?
 
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Ibix said:
We once got to the airport and found our airline's staff logging check-ins by hand. Don't know if true or not, but the story we heard was that there had been a fire in their data center, and the backup data center was in the same building.

At least the safety record suggests that their pilots are a bit better at their jobs...
One of the first data centers I designed around 1995, the research labs were located on San Andreas fault lines. We used reflexive memory and multiple disk drives to duplicate the databases locally, and co-located to a secure commercial data center off major faults.

Mirrored the co-lo with a secure site on the East Coast. Low earthquake risk but high hurricane and storm risks. Oh yeah, the joke:

I built something similar for an online travel startup, carefully choosing a mirror site on Long Island, NY. Then a new CEO hired an "expert" Director who had once worked at Oracle. After I retired, they moved the mirror to Newark NJ where a cousin worked at a startup (dot com era). Last I heard they suffered two break ins with equipment theft, one fire with halon release on the replacement servers, then the Newark site folded.

So it goes, to quote Kurt Vonnegut.
 
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  • #242
Ibix said:
I'm glad my brain and nervous system automates a bunch of the stuff the other organs do, though. Imagine having to remember to breathe all the time...
Technically we all have only three minutes left to live, but every breath we take resets the countdown.
- a meme I read
 
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  • #243
DaveC426913 said:
Technically we all have only three minutes left to live, but every breath we take resets the countdown.
- a meme I read
See also Qi.
 

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