Programming Jokes: Lame, Science & Math Jokes!

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The thread centers around programming jokes, inviting participants to share humorous anecdotes and quips related to programming, coding, and the experiences of programmers. The scope includes various types of jokes, from puns to anecdotes, and touches on the culture surrounding programming.

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  • One participant introduces the thread by suggesting a dedicated space for programming jokes.
  • Several jokes are shared, including puns about programming concepts and humorous takes on programmer behavior.
  • Some participants express confusion over specific jokes, particularly those involving programming syntax, indicating a lack of clarity or understanding.
  • There are references to the cultural aspects of programming, including the challenges and humorous situations faced by programmers in their work environments.
  • Discussions arise about the grammatical correctness of jokes, with some participants debating the use of adjectives versus adverbs in a humorous context.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

Participants generally share jokes and engage in light-hearted banter, but there are disagreements regarding the clarity and correctness of some jokes, particularly those involving programming syntax and grammar. The discussion remains unresolved on these points, with multiple interpretations present.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific programming knowledge, which may not be universally understood, leading to confusion among participants. Additionally, references to grammar and syntax errors highlight the interplay between programming and language, but the exact nature of these errors is not settled.

Who May Find This Useful

This thread may be of interest to programmers, computer science students, and anyone who enjoys humor related to coding and programming culture.

  • #121
Wrichik Basu said:
In the cloud, I believe? The hard disk won't be very helpful in case of a fire…
As long as the HDD survives the drenching by the sprinklers, we should still have the data. That was back in the pre-cloud days (AKA the Stone Age). :wink:
 
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  • #122
Wrichik Basu said:
In the cloud, I believe? The hard disk won't be very helpful in case of a fire…
We once got to the airport and found our airline's staff logging check-ins by hand. Don't know if true or not, but the story we heard was that there had been a fire in their data center, and the backup data center was in the same building.

At least the safety record suggests that their pilots are a bit better at their jobs...
 
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  • #123
Ibix said:
and the backup data center was in the same building.
Oops...
 
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  • #124
Maybe they even had the backups on the same drives. :rolleyes:
 
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  • #125
Good news is, they kept paper copies of all the data. Bad news is, that's where the fire started.
 
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  • #135
This has been me more times than I'll admit.

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  • #136
I think that there's more than one programmer who's wanted to do this.

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  • #137
Borg said:
I think that there's more than one programmer who's wanted to do this.

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That'd be an interesting interview.
"So, what attracts you to work at our company?"
"Ticket AB1234 in your issue tracker."
 
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  • #149
Wrichik Basu said:
I had one of those today.

"Thanks for your code to help me with my task, but when I do <this> it breaks."

"I must admit it never occurred to me that anyone would try anything as bizarre as that..."

(I was a bit more diplomatic - the kid's bright enough, but not very experienced.)
 
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