selfAdjoint said:
3. Like 2. It has been suggested he was in the army. That might be interesting, but most other suggestions are just aids to some theory or other.
Shakespear in the army

I'am not sure if that whould ture he dosen't like he whould be in the army.Why whould a famous playwright be in the army.I whould like to see fighting in the battlefield
the battle of poetry
Shakespear is in the army and there going go to meet the emeny troops
Shakespear fights an emeny soilder in the battle
Emeny soilder:Your strong soilder what is your name so that I can rember to name my dog after you?
Shkaespear:What is in a name?That which we call a rose by any other name whould sweet as sweet.
Emeny soilder:What?My dog pee's on tree's a lot and on neighbors houses somtimes but never on roses...
Shakespear was able to confuse the emeny soilder and let his guard down.Then Shakespear was able attack him severly wond and the emeny soilder emeny no longer had left leg.
Emeny soilder: what have you down
he looks at his right hand ingornring his absant leg
Emeny soilder: what an Insult I will never be able to fight because weird guy was able chop my right hand off using poetry.Please kill me I'am dieing a slow and paniful death and If live any longer I will loose my bet.
The emeny soilder looks over at one of his allies who's also dying
Shakesper:To be or not to be that, is the question
Emeny soilder:Frist my right hand then my leg and now more poetry.Please just kill me
Shakesper:The evil that men do lives after them.The good is often interred with their bones.
Emeny soilder:Since your a poet can you right this down:I give unto my wife
my second best bed with the fuinture.
Shakespear:'Et tu,Burte
Shakespear finally kills the emenny soider because of he had a better poetry then he did.
Shakespear's allied soilders,that srounrend him to listen to his poetry, claped
Allied soilder:You should wright more poetry and maybe plays about histroical events like one about the roman emporer
They didn't realize that this distracted them from noticing the emeny army competly surroinding them
Emeny General:What fools these mortals be.
Emeny General body gurd:Is poetry a WMD?
