The island is big and wooded in parts, How do they survive?

[brewnog]

Hey! We need everyone with arms attached! We have too much work to do. Now I have to sew Danger's arm back on. Brewnog and Astronuc, we're going to need some of your stash for disinfection.

Disinfection?

Sod that. The poor chap needs it for anaesthesia!

 

[dduardo]

*Takes out Zippo lighter from pocket and lights alcohol soaked rags. Danger bursts into flames. Picks up sword and starts arbitratrily swinging at people. Cuts moonbear's left leg off and decapitates Hypatia. Creates motav cocktail by combining alcohol bottle and a piece of cloth. Lights cocktail and throws it at shelters. Giant flames erupt from the straw huts. Astronuc comes screaming out of one of the huts. His afro is on fire! One palm trees catches fire and then the rest. Pulls out nunchucks from back pockets and whacks Evo in the head. Uses grenade to blow up latrines. Finishes everyone off with a rocket launcher. Takes out satellite cellphone and calls for a helicopter.*

The End.

[edit] Almost forgot, *Takes One Ring from wolfram before departing...my precccessioussss*

 

[brewnog]

Ahh, dduardo's helicopter just left. Good job he didn't spot us all hiding in the bushes.

I'm sure we can fix Moonbear up with a wooden leg, and we might be able to sort out Hypatia with a wooden head too.

Astronuc may take a while to recover from his 3rd degree scalp burns, but I've been told that we can perform a graft, weaving his beard-hair into a rudimentary wig.

Evo is still in a state of blissful unawareness of what's been happening since she took the blow to the head. Fortunately, her treatment is confined to wiping dribble off her chin every 20 minutes, and reading kids stories to keep her entertained.

Good job dduardo left behind his rocket launcher, with a couple of spare shells. He'll get a nasty surprise if he tries to come back.

 

[hypatia]

just plop a coconut on my neck stump and I'll be fine...make sure the eyes are pointing forward please.

 

[dduardo]

*What brewnog doesn't know is that dduardo instructed the pilot to launch all 16 hellfire missles at the island before leaving. The small island is completely destroyed. You must be in another plane of existence to still be talking.*

 

[brewnog]

*What brewnog doesn't know is that dduardo instructed the pilot to launch all 16 hellfire missles at the island before leaving. The small island is completely destroyed. You must be in another plane of existence to still be talking.*

Oh, bugger.

 

[dduardo]

Oh, bugger.

How are you people ever going to escape the alternate plane of existence your in now and return to Earth to get your revenage?

 

[Smurf]

I knew this thread wouldn't last

 

[Moonbear]

How are you people ever going to escape the alternate plane of existence your in now and return to Earth to get your revenage?

*wakes up, rubs eyes* Wow! All that hard work left me with some crazy dreams! I dreamt that dduardo showed up with a sword and started chopping people to bits, then escaped on a helicopter and blew up our island. I really must have too a drink from the wrong bowl last night. That must've been some of brewnog's brew rather than water I was drinking!

 

[hypatia]

I slept just fine, tho my necks a bit stiff. I could use a hot bath, and a shampoo. "shrugs" time to hit the ocean.
Walking down the beach a bit...a cove..with yucca plants! Strip myself and a break off a stalk and wash with the sap..and note, tell moonbear about yucca..wow am I sunburned!

 

[Moonbear]

Oh, thanks for letting me know about yucca! (Though it always makes me think of Fozzie Bear in the Muppets, "Yucca yucca yucca," was how he laughed.) Does it help with sunburn? If you think you have a bad burn, you should see how crispy I am! I can turn to toast with SPF 50 sunblock on! I think I should start helping out more with the stuff in the forest so I can stay in the shade more.

 

[hypatia]

Good idea to stay in the shade, yes it helps a lot. Keep your eye out for aloe plants too. I'll weave us some funky palm hats. then find people to look for food. We can even dry some fruits to use later

 

[Lisa!]

All part of my master plan Lisa, by the way can you cook or sew or have some
other talent?

Yes, I can be the leader! (who said sewing or cooking are talents!? )

 

[hypatia]

Yes, I can be the leader! (who said sewing or cooking are talents!? )

I'm thinking you will when your naked and hungry.

lol we just got rid of our last self proclaimed leader, so you'd half to be able to do a bit more then that...or at least be willing to learn.

 

[Lisa!]

I'm thinking you will when your naked and hungry.

lol we just got rid of our last self proclaimed leader, so you'd half to be able to do a bit more then that...or at least be willing to learn.

Who was s/he?

 

[Danger]

Who was s/he?

We thought that there was a gassy penquin with a stick trying to muck things up, but it turned out that the fumes from Astro & Brewski's still were hallucinogenic. We've since vented it to the downwind side and there won't be a recurrence.

 

[Smurf]

Well, seeing as we've gone through 3 self proclaimed leaders already... I think I'll try another approach.

...


NINJAS ATTACK!

 

[Lisa!]

I really don't like to be the leader but I have to, because it's the matter of death and life!

 

[Danger]

NINJAS ATTACK!

Luckily, Smurf's not-too-bright ninjas attacked the wild boar colony instead of the camp, so they're all dead now. Back to work, people.
Lisa!, you know I'll follow you anywhere.

 

[wolram]

I really don't like to be the leader but I have to, because it's the matter of death and life!

Hey what, a new leader , has she passed the tests? Like walkinig
across the fire pit bear foot, and resisting all the male charm if she
has she must be a tough nut, but no, no female could be that tough

 

[wolram]

http://www.kia-glitz.com/images/misc/island2.jpg

 

[arildno]

We thought that there was a gassy penquin with a stick trying to muck things up,...

Hmm, yes.
It seems dduardo must be my special responsibility here..
After all, I can't let him remain everybody's pain in the ass, can I?

Oh dear, I'm an altruist, I think.

 

[wolram]

Big fanfare please. Ok, that's enough, our island, note, "our", the
top is north, we came ashore about a third of the way up the east coast,

 

[hypatia]

wow nice island! Good job!

 

[Astronuc]

Big fanfare please. Ok, that's enough, our island, note, "our", the top is north, we came ashore about a third of the way up the east coast.

OK, great that you found the map. Nice island.

I am headed to the peaks ASAP.

As for what I missed last evening -

I think dduardo OD'd on testosterone. And he seemed like such a nice young man. Well it can happen to the best of them.

Whapping a Motown or Joisey gal with a stick, no matter how big, is not a good idea.

Whapping ladies is capital offense in my book. Punishment is 'obliviation'!

Astronuc may take a while to recover from his 3rd degree scalp burns, but I've been told that we can perform a graft, weaving his beard-hair into a rudimentary wig.

Not to worry, the hair will grow back. Fortunately, the beard is intact. And btw, I do not scream when I am on fire.

*What brewnog doesn't know is that dduardo instructed the pilot to launch all 16 hellfire missles at the island before leaving. The small island is completely destroyed. You must be in another plane of existence to still be talking.*

What dduardo doesn't realize is that in his alternate reality, I eat swords and hellfire missiles.

We thought that there was a gassy penquin with a stick trying to muck things up, but it turned out that the fumes from Astro & Brewski's still were hallucinogenic.

Hey, we'll have to build a condensor to capture the fumes. That stuff is too good to let go! We can bottle it and sell it at the Tiki. Anyway, I need some of that now and then - not that I hallucinate - mild euphoria is about all I have ever managed.

Luckily, Smurf's not-too-bright ninjas attacked the wild boar colony instead of the camp, so they're all dead now.

Oh, Nuts! I was looking forward to playing with the Ninjas. Now I only have the boars to play with. I think Smurf got some fumes too.

 

[wolram]

wow nice island! Good job!

Well Kia found one that would upload, bless her.

 

[dduardo]

Man, my head hurts. What a night. Hey, why am I tied up to this coconut tree? Can someone please untie me.

*Tries to get free*

Come on guys, this is not funny. Please someone untie me.

*Starts foaming from the mouth*

Uhhhahahaha

 

[wolram]

The scavengers have found the aircrafts tool kit, we found it between the
river Evo and the ridge line on the east coast.
The scavengers are starving hungry from all that treking what's to eat at
the hypermoon caff

 

[wolram]

Man, my head hurts. What a night. Hey, why am I tied up to this coconut tree? Can someone please untie me.

*Tries to get free*

Come on guys, this is not funny. Please someone untie me.

*Starts foaming from the mouth*

Uhhhahahaha

A Penguin, in the pacific? no can't be, arildno go see what that is.

 

[arildno]

A penguin?
Penguins are fun!
HOORAY!

 

[Astronuc]

Man, my head hurts. What a night. Hey, why am I tied up to this coconut tree? Can someone please untie me.

*Tries to get free*

Come on guys, this is not funny. Please someone untie me.

*Starts foaming from the mouth*

Uhhhahahaha

*Astronuc unties dduardo* Sorry about that man. It was for your own safety and ours. You got too many fumes from brewnog's brew. That stuff is potent.

Ok, drink plenty of water and eat some fruit. We have plenty of work to do.

dduardo - do you know a dude named 'Opus'?

 

[arildno]

Where is that penguin??[/size]

 

[dduardo]

Thanks Astronuc

I think arildno is hallunicating. Tie him up and get him some fresh water and fruit too.

Before we do anything else we should find the hallunicating agent before we really do start attacking each other. brewnog, what ingredents did you use in your brew?

 

[Lisa!]

Hey what, a new leader , has she passed the tests? Like walkinig
across the fire pit bear foot, and resisting all the male charm if she
has she must be a tough nut, but no, no female could be that tough

I beg your pardon? First of all, you need to learn how to respect your leader, right!
Ok, I forgive you this time, but it's the lat time!now you can go back to your work!How funny!resist male charm!Men can never resist female charm !

 

[hypatia]

mixing up some {more} dates and berries, cooking fish caught in the cargo net last night. Mid morning meal is ready!

The water containers are empty, and it looks like its going to be a really hot day. I'm thinking its time to mover closer to the river Evo, and concentrate on the main house.

 

[wolram]

I beg your pardon? First of all, you need to learn how to respect your leader, right!
Ok, I forgive you this time, but it's the lat time!now you can go back to your work!How funny!resist male charm!Men can never resist female charm !

Oh no, not another Maggie Thatcher Come on guys we have to nip this
one in the bud.

 

[arildno]

Men can never resist female charm !

 

[wolram]

mixing up some {more} dates and berries, cooking fish caught in the cargo net last night. Mid morning meal is ready!
Yummmmmmy, i love fish, any chips?
One day we must find some cereal to make flour, then we can berry and fig pie,
but what about custard?

 

[Astronuc]

I think arildno is hallunicating. Tie him up and get him some fresh water and fruit too.

Before we do anything else we should find the hallunicating agent before we really do start attacking each other. brewnog, what ingredents did you use in your brew?

I think it's those 'mountain grown' kind that did it.

Arildno is fine.

Men can never resist female charm !

Then, you just might be surprised!

What is it with these young folk and the 'Leader' obsession? We operate on a communal consensus. Each assumes responsbility for tasks, which hopefully one voluteers to do according to interest or competence. Don't be shy about asking for assistance.

Geez, after this is over I am headed to the Karakorum!

 

[wolram]

What is it with these young folk and the 'Leader' obsession? We operate on a communal consensus. Each assumes responsbility for tasks, which hopefully one voluteers to do according to interest or competence. Don't be shy about asking for assistance.

I think Lisa wants POWER, but she would have to be some lady to boss me
around.
Do we allow spanking on our island

 

[arildno]

What is it with these young folk and the 'Leader' obsession? We operate on a communal consensus.

I agree.
And, I would add, we must develop a mentality of sharing the goods.
Miserly uptightness has no place in our society.

 

[Lisa!]

Ok Wolram!You're not funny at all I can't tolerate this situation!I'm here to help you but you can't understand it!So please add a poll to the thread, member should chose the leader by themselves!(I'll have to stay the leader right now!)


Astronuc,I really need your help.Some of people are getting crazy, so they're saying nonsenses! We should do sth about it very soon because it could have bad effect on others!

I wasn't talking about genius men! I choose you as my counsellor!

 

[arildno]

I vote for Lisa as our queen!
Lisa is simply divine and a fabulous person.

 

[wolram]

Ok Wolram!You're not funny at all I can't tolerate this situation!I'm here to help you but you can't understand it!So please add a poll to the thread, member should chose the leader by themselves!(I'll have to stay the leader right now!)

Wolram let's out a sigh, and puts Lisa over his knee
sorry but this has to be done, and when you loose your mania i am
sure you will be an asset.

 

[hypatia]

Karakorum should be a piece of cake after this.

Time to find a place to build,Astro would you head up a small party, to find the best spot? I'm going to start lashing together some travois to make the move easier.

 

[brewnog]

Before we do anything else we should find the hallunicating agent before we really do start attacking each other. brewnog, what ingredents did you use in your brew?

Just the usual stuff. Water, honey, berries and mushrooms.

 

[wolram]

Hey, Brewy, Danger, can you make some thing out of a smashed up radio
transmitter, all the valves are smashed, but there are loads of resistors
caps, inductors, etc, we didn't bring it back this trip thought it best to ask
you guys first.

 

[Lisa!]

Ok Wolram!You're not funny at all I can't tolerate this situation!I'm here to help you but you can't understand it!So please add a poll to the thread, member should chose the leader by themselves!(I'll have to stay the leader right now!)

Wolram let's out a sigh, and puts Lisa over his knee
sorry but this has to be done, and when you loose your mania i am
sure you will be an asset.

Well,I don't know why you want to kill all these people!Maybe you have a difficult life and you prefer to die but you're not allowed to decide about other's lives!Why don't you want to let others to choose their leader? Maybe you think you're wiser than anyone?Well, I noticed that some wiskies've disappeared lately! I hope it would have nothing to do with your madness!
"Lisa wants power"!: Now I have to admit that you were funny for the first time!How crazy should I be to think about power in this situation.It's not enjoyable to misuse others' misery and I'm not crazy to do so!

 

[Astronuc]

I vote for Lisa as our queen!
Lisa is simply divine and a fabulous person.

Princess perhaps, too early for queen - a little maturation is required.

Astronuc,I really need your help.Some of people are getting crazy, so they're saying nonsenses! We should do sth about it very soon because it could have bad effect on others!

I think it's simply a reaction to tension from being shipwrecked. I think everyone is settling down.

btw - arildno is a good choice as counselor/mentor.

In a situation like this - if we all pull together as a team [Pink Floyd, "Have a Cigar", album - Wish you were here] - we'll get through it.

All for one, and one for all.

 

[arildno]

Princess perhaps, too early for queen - a little maturation is required.

Oh, that's no problem; since I'm to be her counsillor, I can be your temporary queen just to get the experience I need.