Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
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I am one of you now... :bugeye: 0%-.1% solid brain
 
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hmm, i read yomamma's post... and i was like, gee.. poor thing, its really hard to keep track of this thread unless you actively post in it, yomamma doesn't even know who franzbear is... and then i realized how sad i am... cause i do know... and i don't post here... i lurk in this thread!
 
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AAHH! *looks around nervously and shudders*
 
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Gale17 said:
hmm, i read yomamma's post... and i was like, gee.. poor thing, its really hard to keep track of this thread unless you actively post in it, yomamma doesn't even know who franzbear is... and then i realized how sad i am... cause i do know... and i don't post here... i lurk in this thread!

Lurkers! Oh no! *pulls back curtains and watches lurkers scurry out* We really need to fumigate this place! *starts flipping over sofa cushions and vacuuming* Darn, they're everywhere!
 
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Franzbear is the ugly red-headed step-child that nobody wants to admit to. It's the dirty magazine under the mattress. It's the laundy that boys do early in the morning and the things sisters hide from their brothers. It's the accident that nobody caused. But everybody knows it's there. :eek:
 
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Huckleberry said:
Franzbear is the ugly red-headed step-child that nobody wants to admit to. It's the dirty magazine under the mattress. It's the laundy that boys do early in the morning and the things sisters hide from their brothers. It's the accident that nobody caused. But everybody knows it's there. :eek:

franzbear has red hair?! Oh well, after all those tattoos, I guess I can hardly complain about him dying his hair red too. :rolleyes:
 
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Moonbear said:
Lurkers! Oh no! *pulls back curtains and watches lurkers scurry out* We really need to fumigate this place! *starts flipping over sofa cushions and vacuuming* Darn, they're everywhere!
You can buy some Lurker-B-Gone at your local home depot
http://www.flashfire.com/wirrndrs/Sprycn1.jpg

There are also professional lurker exterminators.
http://nyc-realestate.com/images/exterminator.jpe
 
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you know.. they say wooing the wooable is an easy job

Gale proves a hard catch :biggrin:
 
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sheesh, you're all trying to get rid of me eh? hmm... or perhaps you're just trying to get me to stop lurking in here... in which case i could avoid the thread... or attempt to kill franzbear meself... hrmm...
 
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you hear that Moonbear, an assassination plot

finally someone got the ba.. guts to do it
 
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AAHHHH![/size] I can't take it. Nobody's posting. Cronxeh can't kill it. eeeeeeee! *looks around for intruders*
 
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shut your face hippy
 
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That's Crippy McHippy to you!
 
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hahaha... UH OH! Looks like some new people are taking over the thread! i guess the previous occupants have left franzbear... poor franzbear... least he's already made new friends!
 
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Stop lurking!
 
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Its not lurking if I'm posting! GOD! der!
 
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you WERE lurking. After you lurked enough, you posted.
 
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cronxeh said:
you hear that Moonbear, an assassination plot

finally someone got the ba.. guts to do it
I thought a few pages of discussion on pronunciation of the word "aunt" was going to do it, but...hold on a sec...

franzbear, what are you doing playing with all that lurker-B-gone? It won't do any good if you just look at the pretty can. Here, point the nozzle this way, yep, right at your face, and then you just press this button here on top. Everytime you see a lurker, press the button. That's a good boy. What's that? Oh, you mean that label there?
Caution: For use on lurkers only. Do not spray directly at thread. May cause injury or death.

Oh, don't worry about that; let me just tear that off the can. It's just a misprint. :rolleyes:
 
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yomamma said:
That's Crippy McHippy to you!
Can I have fries with that? :rolleyes:
 
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Huckleberry said:
Can I have fries with that? :rolleyes:
Must you say something that makes me hungry every night?
 
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lab rats fish n chips badger burger badger mushroom snake milkshake
 
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cronxeh said:
lab rats fish n chips badger burger badger mushroom snake milkshake

I could probably do without the rats and the badger burger, probably the snake too, though I've heard it's tasty. Mmm, fish n chips sounds really good right now, and wash it down with a thick, chocolate milkshake. Mmmmm. And all I just had was toast.
 
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cronxeh said:
lab rats fish n chips badger burger badger mushroom snake milkshake
Shades of the badger-badger-badger thread.



Speaking of badgering, where is Danger? :biggrin: I need a pair of his dirty socks for my dastardly plot. :devil:
 
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BicycleTree said:
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Was the picture clear? I'm not sure the picture was clear... anyway. It's Uncle Sam.
 
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BicycleTree said:
Was the picture clear? I'm not sure the picture was clear... anyway. It's Uncle Sam.
Sorry BT, I didn't get that until you mentioned who it was.
 
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This is the original:
http://home.nycap.rr.com/content/us_poster_l.jpg
 
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428 pages?! :bugeye:
 
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Quarkycharm said:
428 pages?! :bugeye:
Depends on your settings. You can have more posts per page.



<In my best Irish accent> So, is true that you are magically delicious? :-p
 
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Quarkycharm said:
428 pages?! :bugeye:
Yep, and make sure you read them all! :devil:
 
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Moonbear said:
Yep, and make sure you read them all! :devil:

I'm not sure if reading them all would do any good, and most likely would inflict irreparable damage. Don't give into the "thread-killers temptation", or you will be sucked down into a morass of franzbear, pirates, innuendo and questionable good taste. Save yourself...!
 
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DocToxyn said:
Save yourself...!
Traitor! :smile:
 
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DocToxyn said:
I'm not sure if reading them all would do any good, and most likely would inflict irreparable damage. Don't give into the "thread-killers temptation", or you will be sucked down into a morass of franzbear, pirates, innuendo and questionable good taste. Save yourself...!
Aye, there be monsters here.

Arrrghhh! :devil:
 
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DocToxyn said:
I'm not sure if reading them all would do any good, and most likely would inflict irreparable damage. Don't give into the "thread-killers temptation", or you will be sucked down into a morass of franzbear, pirates, innuendo and questionable good taste. Save yourself...!
questionable good taste :confused: What? Here??
 
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Evo said:
questionable good taste :confused: What? Here??

:smile: Yeah, there's nothing questionable about it, good taste is simply not to be found anywhere around here.
 
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Moonbear said:
:smile: Yeah, there's nothing questionable about it, good taste is simply not to be found anywhere around here.
:smile: (we need a snorting smilie)
 
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Evo said:
:smile: (we need a snorting smilie)

I think we need to find you one with coffee coming out its nose too...or even just spitting coffee on the keyboard.
 
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Moonbear said:
I think we need to find you one with coffee coming out its nose too...or even just spitting coffee on the keyboard.
<SNORT> That would be perfect. :biggrin: Anyone skilled at creating smilies?
 
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I present to thee.. a beaver:

http://carboninside.com/beaver.gif
 
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Horny Lepr:

http://carboninside.com/lepr.gif
 
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Electrified:

http://carboninside.com/electrified.gif
 
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cronxeh said:
I present to thee.. a beaver:

[URL]http://carboninside.com/beaver.gif
Too[/URL] cool, cronxeh!
:smile: http://carboninside.com/beaver.gif
 
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We need a sheep smilie!

:rolleyes: Not for any special reason in particular, but we just sort of need one, right? :rolleyes:
 
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cronxeh said:
I present to thee.. a beaver:

http://carboninside.com/beaver.gif
Those[/URL] are great! I can't quite make out the leper though. :frown:
 
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Artman said:
We need a sheep smilie!

:rolleyes: Not for any special reason in particular, but we just sort of need one, right? :rolleyes:
My kingdom for a sheep smilie! :-p And then if it could snort...
 
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I mean, I would REALLY LOVE a sheep smilie!


:rolleyes: Of course I mean, in a totally platonic way that my wife would not mind in the least. :rolleyes:
 
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I just ran across this in the technology forum, posted by Anttech in the "How does google work" thread.

And now we know the truth! :biggrin: Just make sure your mouth is empty when you read this.

http://www.google.com/technology/pigeonrank.html
 
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Google's pigeon-driven methods make tampering with our results extremely difficult. While some unscrupulous websites have tried to boost their ranking by including images on their pages of bread crumbs, bird seed and parrots posing seductively in resplendent plumage, Google's PigeonRank technology cannot be deceived by these techniques. A Google search is an easy, honest and objective way to find high-quality websites with information relevant to your search.
All that work for nothing! Well, I'm out 2 dozen loaves of wonder bread and they'll never let me into the pet store again. That could have something to do with my hampster powered generator.
 
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By collecting flocks of pigeons in dense clusters, Google is able to process search queries at speeds superior to traditional search engines, which typically rely on birds of prey, brooding hens or slow-moving waterfowl to do their relevance rankings.

When a search query is submitted to Google, it is routed to a data coop where monitors flash result pages at blazing speeds. When a relevant result is observed by one of the pigeons in the cluster, it strikes a rubber-coated steel bar with its beak, which assigns the page a PigeonRank value of one. For each peck, the PigeonRank increases. Those pages receiving the most pecks, are returned at the top of the user's results page with the other results displayed in pecking order.
I'm still wiping the tears out of my eyes. :biggrin:
 
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http://www.bpoi.org/forum/images/smilies/sheepskip.gif http://www.bpoi.org/forum/images/smilies/ferret.gif http://www.bpoi.org/forum/images/smilies/sheep.gif
sheep.gif
pirate.gif
toilet_claw.gif
[/URL]

Here are some smilies that I found amusing. I'm sure Artman and Danger will be pleased with the sheep. :wink:
 
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Huckleberry said:
[PLAIN]http://www.bpoi.org/forum/images/smilies/sheepskip.gif http://www.bpoi.org/forum/images/smilies/ferret.gif [PLAIN]http://www.bpoi.org/forum/images/smilies/sheep.gif [PLAIN]http://www.timebomb2000.com/vb/images/smilies/sheep.gif[ATTACH=full]196112[/ATTACH][ATTACH=full]196113[/ATTACH][/URL]

Here are some smilies that I found amusing. I'm sure Artman and Danger will be pleased with the sheep. :wink:
The sheep are facing us, so I'm not too sure Danger will recognize them as sheep. I think they look cute!

[PLAIN]http://www.bpoi.org/forum/images/smilies/sheepskip.gif [PLAIN]http://www.bpoi.org/forum/images/smilies/sheep.gif [PLAIN]http://www.timebomb2000.com/vb/images/smilies/sheep.gif[/URL]

This one is keeping an eye out for Danger.
sheep.gif
 

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