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Tongue Splitting: The new rage

  1. Jun 21, 2003 #1

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    "But after a few minutes, a couple cigarettes and several deep breaths, he sat in the basement of a storefront tattoo parlor, closed his eyes and let a friend split his tongue down the middle with a scalpel....his tongue was clamped in place, numbed and slit 2 inches (5 cm) up the middle, looking uncomfortably like a piece of raw liver freshly cut by a butcher."

    http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2961624&fromEmail=true
     
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  3. Jun 21, 2003 #2
    His brain got a new function! I am wondering whether his tongue(s) can roll independently.

    [I'm now having my meal ]
     
  4. Jun 21, 2003 #3
    heh..cant say thats somthing i like. Toung peircings i can handel..but spliting is to bigger sefl mutilation...
     
  5. Jun 22, 2003 #4

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    I wonder what it looks like when he sticks his tongue out and goes TTTTHHHHHHHHHHHH?

    I can't even read the whole story. I had to stop when I got to the part about looking like liver.

    Talk about speaking with a forked tongue!

    Where are this kids parents?!!!!
    He will surely regret this eventually.
     
  6. Jun 22, 2003 #5

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    But just think of what you could do during oral sex...

    oh look. There goes my mind! I gotta go catch it before it goes down the gutter.

    *dang*
     
  7. Jun 22, 2003 #6

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    I know everyone thought it but I wondered who would first speak it; You rebel you
     
  8. Jun 22, 2003 #7

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    Imagine what he looks like licking a lollipop. Y, Y, Y, Y. God I'm cracking myself up here.
     
  9. Jun 23, 2003 #8
    yuck that is so sick, i mean im all into body art but that aint art thats deranged.

    "beware the followers of lucy-fur for they shall speak with forked tongue (and a slight lisp/impediment)."
     
  10. Jun 24, 2003 #9
    oh come on that was funny!!!!!!!?????? :wink: :wink: :wink:
     
  11. Jun 27, 2003 #10
    I wonder how much it changes your voice, or if you get used to it....
     
  12. Jun 27, 2003 #11
    Did anyone actually read the last sentence of this article...

    "But for believers in modification, a split tongue is merely a start. Split penises, sliced lengthwise in half, are not unheard of among aficionados."

    One word: wow.
     
  13. Jun 27, 2003 #12

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    or oww!

    why would anyone do this?
     
  14. Jun 27, 2003 #13
    You know, Anyone who does this is an idiot. There's no justification. It doesn't make any kinda of political or social statement other than to say I'm into self-mutilation.

    As for the penis thing *cringe* I don't care how good it makes me in bed. Go get a damn vibrator woman!
     
  15. Jun 28, 2003 #14

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    i don't see how it could be better in bed, unless you wanted to have the pleasure of 2 ladies at the same time. even so, i think it would seriously mess up how everything works down there.
     
  16. Jun 29, 2003 #15
    Ouch! I opened a piercing magazine up once, right to the center pages where the staples were, and had the misfortune of seeing a closeup of this. I still feel a cringe reflex when I think about it.
     
  17. Jun 30, 2003 #16
    oucchh, oouuucchh stop talking bout that im having to cross my legs at the thought of it, (then again i cross my legs most of the time anyway) but that is just a horrid thought.
     
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