D’s Tacos
I’ve been meaning to post this for some time. I may have posted part of this before, but this is the whole enchilada.
While I have attempted Chicken Kiev, Flaming Cherries Jubilee, Baked Alaska, and a few other top-shelf efforts, with varying degrees of success, in the end, I’m not a knowledgeable cook. I really have just three specialties: BBQ’d Rib-Eye steaks, which a good number of people say are the best they’ve had [when things go just right], nachos, and my favorite food of all time, TACOS. Really, there are all sorts of tacos. Tsu absolutely loves a good fish taco, or four. But I have endeavored for over thirty years to perfect one particular style of taco. What I use is essentially a recipe that came from Tsu’s mom. I’ve been fine-tuning it to our tastes ever since Tsu and I met. For the sake of anonymity [Tsu’s family], I will call them D’s Tacos. Tsu and I both think these are just about the perfect taco. In fact, just last night we had tacos. As often happens, Tsu loaded more on her plate than she could eat. At about 5 AM., she awoke and couldn’t quit thinking about her uneaten taco, so she finally had to get up.

I’m just as bad. I could eat these things every day; seriously.
Serves two to four; two if you’re into midnight fridge raids..
Pan-fry one pound of ground sirloin, med-high, as a large patty or patties. When fully cooked, use a stiff spatula to break the meat up into very small pieces. We want a meat sauce when we’re done.
Reduce heat to med and add 15 ounces of Las Palmas brand or similar enchilada sauce. Mix well while continually chopping the meat into smaller and smaller pieces.
After bouncing around for years, it turns out that the best combination of spices was easy to remember. I have doubled or more D’s suggested quantities of garlic and red pepper,
Mix well into the meat sauce, one-half teaspoon of each.
Garlic powder [not sure of the best quantity of fresh garlic. I always forget to get some!]
Oregano
Chili Powder
Red Pepper [I use a heaping half-teaspoon]
Cumin
Add also liberal quantities of black pepper to taste. I’ve never measured the amount that I put on, but I season with pepper as I normally would a hamburger.
Simmer on med-low while frequently stirring and chopping, until almost all of the liquid is gone, It should have approximately the same consistency as a sloppy Joe – just dry enough to be manageable, but still saturated. You can do this while cooking the shells.
This is very important.
Fry in a pre-heated pan in Wesson oil, on med-high or so,
Guerrero brand, yellow-corn tortillas
http://www.tortillasguerrero.com/products.aspx?cid=578#
If you can’t get Guerrero brand, I’m sorry, you might as well stop now. I have searched high and low and I think these are the absolute best. But you could substitute another dark-yellow-corn tortilla for a crude simulation of taco perfection. If you buy shells in a box, please leave the forum now.
For each shell: Slide the shell into the oil, which should be hot enough to cause the shell to inflate like a balloon [note that Guerrero brand is one of the few that will do this. This makes a difference in the end]. Using two, safe, cooking utensils, keep moving the shell so as to allow for even heating. Hot oil should be sloshing liberally over the top of the shell. Also, keep pressing the ballooning sections down. Try not to poke holes in the shells. Depending on the precise temp of your stove, after about five to ten seconds, the edges of the shell start to turn white. Immediately flip the shell over and fold. Depending on how crisp you like your shell, cook another five to ten seconds on each side, or until the shell starts to show brown spots. Interestingly, it seems that the trick to cooking the perfect shell is the same as that for a BBQ steak – Cook the shell as fast as possible without burning it [or you!]. The finished shell should still be somewhat ballooned, slightly flexible, but crispy on the outside..
From there, top with Tillamook brand, XX-sharp [aged two years], white cheddar cheese [or another brand of very sharp white cheddar, for a crude simulation], in addition to diced:
Onions [if you like them]
Tomatoes
Red and or green bell pepper
Add lettuce and whatever else you might like on a taco. If you want salt, lightly salt the lettuce. This provides the maximum flavor for the least amount of salt. Note that none was added to the meat
Eat until in excessive pain. Don’t plan to move for a time.