What Do You Do If You Were a Rock Star?

[Andy]

Close my eyes and hope none gets up my nose.

What do you do if you're made out of cheese and have to travel to the land of the cheese eating people?

 

[edward]

What do you do if you're made out of cheese and have to travel to the land of the cheese eating people?

I would let myself get really moldy and hide out in the back of a cheese eaters refrigerator with the rest of the moldy cheese.


What would you do if your pants caught on fire while watching your favorite TV show?

 

[zoobyshoe]

What would you do if your pants caught on fire while watching your favorite TV show?

I would grieve for the 50 points I just lost for saying "What would you do if..."

What do you do if you misspell "quetion" in the other thread, and have to suffer for three months in quetion hell?

 

[Entropy]

What do you do if you misspell "quetion" in the other thread, and have to suffer for three months in quetion hell?

Kill myself.

What would you do if you had a super power that aloud you to make people's heads explode just by thinking about it?

 

[laminatedevildoll]

Kill myself.

What would you do if you had a super power that aloud you to make people's heads explode just by thinking about it?

I would transfer my super power to my most beloved Physics book, so whenever people take crap about Physics, their heads would explode.

What would you do if you feel raped after taking a Physics midterm?

 

[Aneleh]

I'd stop taking my midterms in the pub...

Whad do you do if your hands are freezing and there are no gloves or warm clothes around?
*brrrr*

 

[Mk]

I quickly find some aluminum and iron oxide and make some thermite to heat it up!

What do you do if you feel like jumping off a cliff?

 

[honestrosewater]

What do you do if you feel like jumping off a cliff?

Reach over to the person standing next to me, push them off, and ask them what it's like.

What do you do if you can't hear their response?

 

[Mk]

Clean out your ears.

But but but... what do you do if.....

you accidentally won the Nobel Peace Prize?

 

[laminatedevildoll]

I would be the president of the entire world.

What would you do if you just woke up and you feel crap?

 

[Entropy]

What would you do if you just woke up and you feel [like] crap?

Flush myself down the toliet.

What would you do if you could fly?

 

[laminatedevildoll]

What would you do if you could fly?

I'd spy on all the hot Physics students as well as the Physicists.

What would you do if you have no clean underwear?

 

[Entropy]

What would you do if you have no clean underwear?

Do what I always do, wear nothing.

What would you do if you wear a bacterium?

 

[matthyaouw]

Multiply.

What do you do if you find yourself to be the last person on earth?

 

[laminatedevildoll]

Multiply.
What do you do if you find yourself to be the last person on earth?

Move to our 'sister earth' all the way on the other side of the universe.

What would you do if you were locked inside a library for one night?

 

[moose]

Move to our 'sister earth' all the way on the other side of the universe.
What would you do if you were locked inside a library for one night?

Probably go to sleep.What do you do if you are walking around town and see everyone falling to the ground one by one?

 

[laminatedevildoll]

Probably go to sleep.


What do you do if you are walking around town and see everyone falling to the ground one by one?

I would be impressed by my 'gangsterness.'

What would you do if you saw your man cheating on you?

 

[Mk]

I would stop being a homosexual.

What do you do if your vacuum cleaner is in reverse?

 

[laminatedevildoll]

I would stop being a homosexual.

What do you do if your vacuum cleaner is in reverse?

I would call the geek squad.

What would you do if you are up awake at the middle of the night with nothing to do?

 

[Mk]

I would call the geek squad.

What do you do if you think you are black and you move to the Bronx?

 

[Entropy]

What do you do if you think you are black and you move to the Bronx?

Rap about how much I hate white people.

What would you do if you where a llama?

 

[matthyaouw]

Spit on as many people as I can.

What would you do if you were spat on by a man who thought he was a llama?

 

[Andy]

Pretend to be a camel and get the hump!

what do you do if you are really tired and need sleep but can't go to bed?

 

[laminatedevildoll]

I would dance around my pole to get some exercise and to relieve the tension.

What do you do if you suck at Physics?

 

[Andy]

Be a chemist!

What do you do if you suck at physics and chemistry!

 

[moose]

Be a chemist!

What do you do if you suck at physics and chemistry!

Get better or kill myselfWhat do you do if you need money?

 

[Entropy]

What do you do if you need money?

Do what I always do: whore myself to fat chicks.

What would you do if I needed money?

 

[laminatedevildoll]

What would you do if I needed money?

Give you my stripper cash.

What do you do when you are hungry in the middle of the night in bed?

 

[JamesU]

Give you my stripper cash.
What do you do when you are hungry in the middle of the night in bed?

stop posting at PF and go get some food

what would you do if I killed franzbear?

 

[Leah]

Hide the evidence!

What would you do if you saw a werewolf?