MHB What is the formula for the volume of a thick crust pizza?

[Deveno]

Well that's dumb, it's CLEAR the answer isn't 24...or is it...?

 

[Fantini]

Of course, the answer is always 42.

 

[I like Serena]

Of course, the answer is always 42.

Uh... how is it 42?

 

[ModusPonens]

Uh... how is it 42?

Because 42.

:P

(It's a movie reference)

 

[Evgeny.Makarov]

Uh... how is it 42?

42 is the answer to everything.

 

[Deveno]

Uh... how is it 42?

Well, clearly...by symmetry!

 

[anemone]

I couldn't resist posting any joke that has something to do with the corns!(Sun)

http://art.ngfiles.com/images/139/bpremo_wtd07-corn-hole.png

 

[soroban]

. . \boxed{\begin{array}{c}\text{This sentence} \\ \text{no verb.} \end{array}}

 

[Evgeny.Makarov]

The importance of quotation marks

 

[soroban]

Why was the identity \sin2r \,=\,2\sin r refused a loan?

He needed a \cos r.

 

[Evgeny.Makarov]

[sp]"An apple a day keeps the doctor away" is a well-known proverb.[/sp]

 

[soroban]

What is the difference between Ignorance and Apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .If a man speaks in a forest
and there is no woman to hear him,
is he still wrong?
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[soroban]

A man was recently frozen to Absolute Zero.

He's 0 K. now.

 

[Deveno]

There are two formal theories for arguing with women.

Both of them are inconsistent.

 

[soroban]

There are two kinds of people:

those who can extrapolate from insufficient data.

 

[Evgeny.Makarov]

There are tow typos of people in the world.

 

[Nono713]

There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can't.
(or)
There are two kinds of people: those who know how to write, and

 

[Deveno]

Corollary: there are 2 types of integers-odd ones, and perfectly normal ones.

 

[soroban]

. . . . . My Two Secrets for Success1. Never tell anyone everything you know.

 

[soroban]

I've always been fascinated by this palindrome.

. . . . \boxed{\text{ NEVER ODD OR EVEN } }

 

[kaliprasad]

Alcohol and calculus don't mix.

Never drink and derive.

 

[Evgeny.Makarov]

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[anemone]

 

[Evgeny.Makarov]

Cat is the inverse of a bird.

 

[Evgeny.Makarov]

I am still not sure why I need to put the cake in the oven at $120^\circ$.

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[Deveno]

I am still not sure why I need to put the cake in the oven at $120^\circ$.

https://www.physicsforums.com/attachments/2711

Well, it makes more sense than 2/3rds of a pie radians.

 

[anemone]

 

[Evgeny.Makarov]

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[Deveno]

Well, the books are at room temperature, and the brain is at body temperature, so the second law of thermodynamics dictates that the books suck the life out of your brain.

Also, the skull is not a permeable membrane...this is so we don't look like pufferfish, and thus are not hunted by sushi chefs, thereby increasing the chance that our species' DNA will continue to propagate.

"There's got to be a rational explanation!" -any scientist in any horror film

 

[Evgeny.Makarov]

Snakes on a Plane