What is the formula for the volume of a thick crust pizza?

[Ackbach]

Snakes on a Plane

I note that in the upper-left picture, the snake must be moving up the plane.

 

[Evgeny.Makarov]

Q: Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
A: Because they can't even.

 

[ineedhelpnow]

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[Evgeny.Makarov]

\begin{array}{ll}
\text{My friend:} & \text{I'd rather eat a pizza than a hamburger.}\\
\text{I:} & \text{I'd rather eat a pizza then a hamburger.}
\end{array}

 

[ineedhelpnow]

So True​

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[topsquark]

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-Dan

 

[Deveno]

https://www.physicsforums.com/attachments/2796

-Dan

Curiously, the box in the other universe is intact.

 

[Evgeny.Makarov]

From another thread:

The admin team has decided that we will switch to a once a year awards structure instead of the previous twice a year structure.

Then why on Earth have I been cranking out jokes lately?

Anyway, here is a reflection on friendzone and reflexivity.

Girl: You are so caring, smart and funny. I wish I could find a guy just like you.
Guy (thinking): Are you kidding me? I am a guy just like me.

 

[Jameson]

It's all part of my plan, Evgeny. I wanted you to use all of your good jokes so I can spend the second half of this year with my own and take the title from you in December. What's the point of owning a website if you can't use it to give yourself awards and adoration? ;)

 

[topsquark]

It's all part of my plan, Evgeny. I wanted you to use all of your good jokes so I can spend the second half of this year with my own and take the title from you in December. What's the point of owning a website if you can't use it to give yourself awards and adoration? ;)

Awwww! We all adore you anyway.

-Dan

 

[soroban]

recursion: n, re-kur-zhon.
n . . . . . . See recursion.

 

[topsquark]

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-Dan

 

[RLBrown]

What is the only trig expression Jesus mentions in the Bible?
Hint: tan(x)csc(x)
Answer: "secant ye shall find" to be the only reference
Proof:

Spoiler

1) Let x=unknown
2) Let unknown=doubt
3) Let Jesus eliminate any sin(doubt)

 

[topsquark]

A woman asked her Mathematical boyfriend: "How do I look tonight, dear?"

He replies [math]\frac{tan(c)}{sin(c)}[/math]

She says "What?"

[math]\frac{tan(c)}{sin(c)} = \frac{\frac{sin(c)}{cos(c)}}{sin(c)}[/math]

[math]= \frac{1}{cos(c)} = sec(c)[/math]

-Dan

 

[Evgeny.Makarov]

In a similar vein.

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[topsquark]

I'll have to try that one out. My typical goal when looking for a date is to find someone who knows how to use the word "orthogonal" in casual conversation. Perhaps this method will work better.

-Dan

 

[anemone]

When someone says "I love you infinity plus one", I immediately love them less because of their failure to grasp basic mathematical concepts.

 

[Evgeny.Makarov]

When someone says "I love you infinity plus one", I immediately love them less because of their failure to grasp basic mathematical concepts.

Don't be so quick. If $\omega$ is the order-type of natural numbers, then $\omega+1$ is a well-defined concept. See ordinal arithmetic.

Speaking of infinite sets, there is a mathematical variant of the song "99 Bottles of Beer". I encountered an opinion that "Aleph-Naught bottles of beer on the wall" is the longest song ever. I am not sure about aleph-naught, denoted by $\aleph_0$, which is the cardinality of natural numbers, but if it is replaced by $\omega$, then the song is definitely finite since $\omega$ is well-founded, i.e., there is no infinite chain $\omega>n_1>n_2>\dots$.

 

[Evgeny.Makarov]

In anticipation of the influx of new members...

 

[Deveno]

The scientists at SETI finally decoded a message which appears to be proof of intelligent life in the universe. Unfortunately, it doesn't make sense:

Itu, the Eye-Pie, and won snot.

 

[mathbalarka]

Hello again gentlemen, I hope you enjoyed the (relatively short) time you've spent on MHB without me. Thus I inform, with regret, that you all are, once again, going to see the dark days of MHB now that I've returned. To celebrate this historical moment, I am going to start with a joke I've heard in recent times of my imprisonment in the dungeons of the Necromancer.

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[I like Serena]

At least it is still about reals. Otherwise it would become... complex.

 

[I like Serena]

The scientists at SETI finally decoded a message which appears to be proof of intelligent life in the universe. Unfortunately, it doesn't make sense:

Itu, the Eye-Pie, and won snot.

It took me a bit of time before I realized they misspelled Itu.
So yeah, it doesn't make sense.

 

[Deveno]

Hello again gentlemen, I hope you enjoyed the (relatively short) time you've spent on MHB without me. Thus I inform, with regret, that you all are, once again, going to see the dark days of MHB now that I've returned. To celebrate this historical moment, I am going to start with a joke I've heard in recent times of my imprisonment in the dungeons of the Necromancer.

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I think we should integrate the two approaches.

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It took me a bit of time before I realized they misspelled Itu.
So yeah, it doesn't make sense.

I know, right? Everyone knows its Eetou.

 

[mathbalarka]

The scientists at SETI finally decoded a message which appears to be proof of intelligent life in the universe. Unfortunately, it doesn't make sense:

Itu, the Eye-Pie, and won snot.

Wait, I don't get it. Is that referring to "e to the (power of) i pi"? I can't make sense of won snot.

 

[I like Serena]

Wait, I don't get it. Is that referring to "e to the (power of) i pi"? I can't make sense of won snot.

It is deliberately misspelling/slangifying "e to the (power of) i pi and one is not(hing)".

 

[ineedhelpnow]

lol so cute
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[topsquark]

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-Dan

 

[Fantini]

I actually pity the little boy's face, hahaha.

 

[ineedhelpnow]

sometimes i look around during a calc test or something and i see people using their fingers to count. I am like come on. you can integrate but can't add 4+5...