What Makes the Most Ridiculous ATS Thread So Unbelievably Idiotic?

[Pengwuino]

i doubt its a hoax the moon landing and stuff, as for the shuttle it is OLD and I am sure they are due for retirement? don't USA have some new spacecraft that can be used like planes but can carry double the pay load the shuttle could and they use a new type of engine?

My IQ: 132...130...120...110...80...40...-30...

And most of these items could have been invented without spending BILLIONS to launch a craft into space.

Yah because we realized that there was a cheap and boring way to develop something and a incredibly expensive, dangerous, and exciting way to develop something and we of course, chose the latter for the fun of it.

Uhh Solar Panels they wouldn't be nearly as efficient as they are now without NASA involvement. And there ain't no such thing as a free lunch(= No such thing as "free energy")

heh, efficient. I suppose its all relative.

 

[JamesU]

what an incredibly stupid bunch of poeple. talking about how there's proof of conspiracy theories, when there's no proof that they passed elementary school!

 

[cronxeh]

Wait, wait, wait! Someone actually had a proper answer to that one!

Moonbear I know you are smiling because of that whole 'man spends his entire life trying to get back into one' line

 

[moose]

it is incredible that these people (or at least seem to) know how to work their computers.



obviously, the admins who give out that title do not deserve it themselves

Some of the admin are actually smart.

For example this guy
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread131252/pg1

 

[Pengwuino]

The shuttle launch pads are practically in my back yard, and while its sad to lose the crew, and yes there has been more than one crew lost, we get the added pleasure of possible radioactive fallout.

Well if it kills you, it'll all be worth it.

 

[Pengwuino]

I can keep this very simple, this is why I consider it to be a "HOAX"
If they really went to the moon in 1969, all they had to do is make an "EXACT DUPLICATE" of that Spacecraft and they would not have the problems they are having now, 35 years later.

Today every aspect of technology has increased, cars are better, trucks are better and electronics in general are better.

How come the Space Program has gotten worse, considering that these scientist are the brightest minds in the world ? Something does not fit!

I want to meet these people in real life... with a firearm.

 

[JamesU]

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread160843/pg1
another amusing thread

i am using gravity as an example only because I can't think of anything else. I'm not saying that once everything floated. Have you ever seen one of those cheezy asian martial arts movies? where they can lift off the ground and propel themselves forward? I'm saying that maybe we all used to be able to do that. There are people who can do that today. In fact, the recorded chinese documents state that people were able to do that. I'm talking about collective conciousness. The fact that people believe in gravity makes others believe, and thus restrain themselves from ever accomplishing what they want, gravity wise. The guys at psipog say they have to make themselves believe that it is possible in order for them to accomplish. Your capability is belief oriented.

so ancient chinese records prove that people could defy gravity. yet, ancient stories of people meedting with gods are yet to be proven.

Einstein's theory of relativity is taught only as a theory - not as fact.

Newton's law of gravity is taught as a theory.

really, now?

 

[Moonbear]

I want to meet these people in real life... with a firearm.

*drags Pengwino out of thread* Sorry Pengwuino, I'm afraid this is hazardous to your health. Close that window and come back over to this side of reality.

 

[Pengwuino]

*drags Pengwino out of thread* Sorry Pengwuino, I'm afraid this is hazardous to your health. Close that window and come back over to this side of reality.

*kicks moonbear in the knee and runs back into the thread*

 

[JamesU]

reality||theory||fantasy|
|Totally fake||ATS conspiracy theories

this diagram shows the truth^

 

[moose]

i am using gravity as an example only because I can't think of anything else. I'm not saying that once everything floated. Have you ever seen one of those cheezy asian martial arts movies? where they can lift off the ground and propel themselves forward? I'm saying that maybe we all used to be able to do that. There are people who can do that today. In fact, the recorded chinese documents state that people were able to do that. I'm talking about collective conciousness. The fact that people believe in gravity makes others believe, and thus restrain themselves from ever accomplishing what they want, gravity wise. The guys at psipog say they have to make themselves believe that it is possible in order for them to accomplish. Your capability is belief oriented.

its a good thing that Earth and the sun decided to believe in gravity.

 

[Pengwuino]

its a good thing that Earth and the sun decided to believe in gravity.

yah, good for them.

I don't believe in gravity however. *floats up into the sun*

 

[cronxeh]

*kicks moonbear in the knee and runs back into the thread*

\

you did what!

*drops pengwuino down and drags him out*

and stay down!

 

[Pengwuino]

\

you did what!

*drops pengwuino down and drags him out*

and stay down!

Let go!

 

[Lisa!]

I think we should post this thread as a reply to him!

 

[Pengwuino]

haha yah

"And some responses from people with brains" and point to our thread.

 

[Pengwuino]

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread162938/pg1

morons

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/118/pg1/srtpages

Ah yes, there's the 9/11 conspiracy threads x 100

 

[hypatia]

Well at least they are all locked up in that forum, and not loose on the streets.

 

[Moonbear]

\

you did what!

*drops pengwuino down and drags him out*

and stay down!

Thanks cronxeh. He'll thank us for it later when his brain cells recover from the insult.

Well at least they are all locked up in that forum, and not loose on the streets.

True, very true.

 

[JamesU]

Well at least they are all locked up in that forum, and not loose on the streets.

for all you know they could be. on of them says he works in the electrostatics department at NASA. : no wonder those space shuttles are having all those problems!

 

[moose]

I wish I still had the links to the countless free energy threads there

I will look for them

it talks about CERN and antimatter.

Does anyone have any favorite links on these two subjects? I did a search and found some things on Google, but you guys seem to know your stuff.

are you kidding me?

the light of the color spectrum is red> purple. it takes red>purple to make light. once the purple section of the spectrum is crossed in turns back into black creating black sound becasue the barrier between purple and black is broken. like when the speed of sound is broken. in order to space travel light speed has to at least be multiplied for any intelligent species to travel through vast distances of space. when you multiply the speed of light by 2 it breaks the 186000m/ps mark for the speed of light making the new speed 372000m/ps breaking the speed of light and thus breaking the ultraviolet section of the spectrum and back in black.

there are very intelligent species of our inerverse moving through space very much faster than the speed of light.

and i have had dreams of space ships that were in the shape of a traingle and had light all the way around on all three sections.

WOW
What happened to Xrays and gamma rays and such

 

[Moonbear]

are you kidding me?

This has been really bugging me for a while. Why do so many people believe everything in The DaVinci Code and Angels and Demons is factual? How can they read a work of fiction and just assume it's all true?

 

[moose]

This has been really bugging me for a while. Why do so many people believe everything in The DaVinci Code and Angels and Demons is factual? How can they read a work of fiction and just assume it's all true?

I remember reading Digital Fortress and it said that both atomic bombs used Uranium...

 

[JamesU]

I am tired of people saying 'the da vinci code is false, blah blah blah' that is why, if you look on the spine of the book...OMG! guess what?! fiction! duh!

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

Wow... yeah just wow...

 

[rocketboy]

I can't wait for the day we can create a superconductive magnet that can naturally repel itself from the Earth's magnetic field. We could have all sorts of things. Floating houses, floating crates, floating cars. It would be incredible.

Yes a floating house would be really beneficial. Check it out:

 

[moose]

I love this thread. I just read it again and omg that was amazing.

 

[Thrice]

roflmao. I wonder how they would be able to explain the moon landings!

Oh that's an easy one, courtesy xkcd

 

[G01]

This thread is hilarious! I think I found some new signature material!

 

[moe darklight]

hahaha omg. I read the link in the original post. wow, I haven't laughed that hard in a while. I literally got tears in my eyes... just when you think no one could possibly say anything dumber,

WHAM! "would it be easier to distort gravity on a planet with gravity, like earth, or one without, like the moon...not that its a planet but it doesn't have any gravity."

WHAM! "Yo, i think going the speed of light is possible, but it may be easier to complete in space. Where their is no stress. has anyone though about how much radiation is in space?"

thank you moose for reviving this thread, you made my day!