"People can question his judgment, but they should never question his dedication and work ethic."
Interpretation: "No matter how hard he tries, he's still dumber than rocks."
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"His creative and innovative methods are impossible to duplicate."
Interpretation: "How he could lock the keys inside the closet when you need the key to lock the closet is beyond me!"
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"Quick learner who is able to adapt to unique situations."
Interpretation: "Yeah, sure, he should have set the parking brake, but learning how to unlock the door of a van as it bounces backward down a hill over uneven terrain on a moonless night can't be an easy task to master."
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"A man whose integrity qualifies him for political office."
Interpretation: (none needed)
