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DaveC426913

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i'll bite. Does this date have personal meaning to you, or do you really hate the cowboys that much?
Doh! January 28, 1986.
 

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:rofl: At this point in my life, I don't actually think it matters where you try to meet people, it's all pretty equally disappointing for the most part.
Oh yeah, I have some great memories of the dating scene. :yuck: And people wonder why I have no desire to dive back in again. Hah!
At my age, the dating pool is more like a swamp.

I'm more likely to be abducted by an alien than find someone to date. I don't even think I could tolerate dating at this stage of my life.
 
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Doh! January 28, 1986.
OK, that makes more sense. Somehow that always hit me less than December 8, 1980 though.
 
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Ok so like I guess the worst thing that could possibly happen on a date is that you run into someone you like waaaay more then the person your dating. It's like why couldn't I run into you before I agreed to this date amiright?
 
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Ok so like I guess the worst thing that could possibly happen on a date is that you run into someone you like waaaay more then the person your dating. It's like why couldn't I run into you before I agreed to this date amiright?
No. One of the worst things that could happen to you on a date is that your date strands you in the middle of a provincial park in the middle of the night without a car or a tent or anything. And, further, imagine this in the pre-cell-phone days when you might actually be able to call someone to come and help you.

That date sucked. A lot. I can offer others. :biggrin: Truly, way, way worse stuff can happen than running into someone you'd like waaaaay more.
 

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At my age, the dating pool is more like a swamp.

I'm more likely to be abducted by an alien than find someone to date. I don't even think I could tolerate dating at this stage of my life.
Darn! I was hoping it would get better again by your age, when all the nice divorcees are finally free of child support responsibilities and are back out on the dating scene. I'm at that age when most of the single men are still single because there really is something broken about them, the divorced men are still reeling from the divorce and alimony and child support payments, so can't afford to do anything but work constantly, and the married men are still clinging to the hope to stay together until their children are a bit older.

I think we need to get out of the middle of the country and back to the coasts. There still seems to be a good dating scene in the big cities where people put their careers first and delay settling down.
 
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The worse date I recall, started out good. A new linen dress with matching sandals, dinner at a exclusive Italian eatery, drinks and dancing on the beach. I guess I underestimated how many drinks this guy had, cause at the end of the night, laying on a blanket under a perfect starry sky, he sat up, and threw up all over my lap, {new dress} as I jumped up it ran down my leg on to my new sandals.:yuck:

He never got a second date.
 
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The worse date I recall, started out good. A new linen dress with matching sandals, dinner at a exclusive Italian eatery, drinks and dancing on the beach. I guess I underestimated how many drinks this guy had, cause at the end of the night, laying on a blanket under a perfect starry sky, he sat up, and threw up all over my lap, {new dress} as I jumped up it ran down my leg on to my new sandals.:yuck:

He never got a second date.
See? I told magpies it could get worse! :biggrin:
 

bcross

Blind Date with a guy 1 year older; End result : he looked like he might be my creepy uncle...sigh.. is there a logarithmic aging scale between 30 and 31?) LOL
 

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I was playing craps in a casino once when I was about 25. A woman next to me began asking all kinds of questions about how to play the game. Next thing I know, she starts rubbing her knee suggestively against mine. That wouldn't have been such a bad thing if she had been closer to my age and hadn't looked exactly like my grandmother. :yuck:
 
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I was playing craps in a casino once when I was about 25. A woman next to me began asking all kinds of questions about how to play the game. Next thing I know, she starts rubbing her knee suggestively against mine. That wouldn't have been such a bad thing if she had been closer to my age and hadn't looked exactly like my grandmother. :yuck:
Wow...just, wow.

The worst I've heard of prior to reading this thread is people going on dates in video games. But getting vomited on definately tops the list so far.
 
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DaveC426913

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I was playing craps in a casino once when I was about 25. A woman next to me began asking all kinds of questions about how to play the game. Next thing I know, she starts rubbing her knee suggestively against mine. That wouldn't have been such a bad thing if she had been closer to my age and hadn't looked exactly like my grandmother. :yuck:
And??
 
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Once on a 1st date when I was 22 I told a chick that if aliens came to Earth they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between male and female humans right away except that females wear make-up, kind of like we can't tell the difference in male and female Gorillas right away. Well I didn't get a 2nd date.
 
Worst date? having nothing to talk about, why? because attractive girl doesn't dig you so she does not want to help you.

No matter how shy a girl is if she likes you she will help you.
 
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Worst date? having nothing to talk about, why? because attractive girl doesn't dig you so she does not want to help you.

No matter how shy a girl is if she likes you she will help you.
Running out of conversion definably leads to a stale evening. That doesn't just apply to dates.
 
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The worse date I recall, started out good. A new linen dress with matching sandals, dinner at a exclusive Italian eatery, drinks and dancing on the beach. I guess I underestimated how many drinks this guy had, cause at the end of the night, laying on a blanket under a perfect starry sky, he sat up, and threw up all over my lap, {new dress} as I jumped up it ran down my leg on to my new sandals.:yuck:

He never got a second date.
*screams**faints**gets up**screams again**faints*
OMG that is gross times a thousand! I wish this never happened to you. OMG I would have thrown some Zest in the ocean and jumped in! *faints* But that is even more gross because then the vomit would be floating around O<M<G I feel nauseous. *signs off*
 
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*screams**faints**gets up**screams again**faints*
OMG that is gross times a thousand! I wish this never happened to you. OMG I would have thrown some Zest in the ocean and jumped in! *faints* But that is even more gross because then the vomit would be floating around O<M<G I feel nauseous. *signs off*
It wouldn't be a nastiest thing floating around that I can think of.
 

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*screams**faints**gets up**screams again**faints*
OMG that is gross times a thousand! I wish this never happened to you. OMG I would have thrown some Zest in the ocean and jumped in! *faints* But that is even more gross because then the vomit would be floating around O<M<G I feel nauseous. *signs off*
Thank you for that imagery.

On the other hand, it could have happened on a beach in the Gulf.
 

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I was at a Led Zeppelin concert. That cute guy I liked was there. Apparently he did a hit of heroine, threw up, felt better, came back and kissed me.
 

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I asked a really cute girl out (red hair, heart-shaped face, very toned body), and she asked if I could bring someone along for her sister to go out with. I said "sure" and brought my best friend. What I didn't know was that her older sister had designs on me. I didn't know her, but if you play in bands, lots of people get to see you whom you don't know. The younger sister conspired to hook me up with the older sister, and she had absolutely no interest in my friend. The whole date was an absolute waste of time, with the older sister clinging to me like a morning-glory vine, and the object of my attention just "along for the ride". Teenaged girls can come up with some really Byzantine traps. The older sister was quite pretty, too, but I was smitten by the red-head.
 
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Thank you for that imagery.

On the other hand, it could have happened on a beach in the Gulf.
Massive vomit slick caused by a leaking vomit well under the ocean?

I was at a Led Zeppelin concert. That cute guy I liked was there. Apparently he did a hit of heroine, threw up, felt better, came back and kissed me.
All I can say to that is yuck.
 
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Thank you for that imagery.

On the other hand, it could have happened on a beach in the Gulf.
Even worse, the guy could have been the president of BP!
 
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The older sister was quite pretty, too, but I was smitten by the red-head.
So......the older sister should have smote you?

All jokes aside though, that is not cool. I don't understand how she thought it would work,,,and why would the sister still want you if she knows you are attracted to her sister?...oddddd
 

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So......the older sister should have smote you?

All jokes aside though, that is not cool. I don't understand how she thought it would work,,,and why would the sister still want you if she knows you are attracted to her sister?...oddddd
Li'l sis was doing a favor for big sis. I guess they had discussed me prior to my asking her out and the older one really wanted to date me. Eventually, I dated the younger one a bit, but by that time, I was in college and had other fish to fry. Very odd situation.
 

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