Char. Limit said:
Why are teenage boys so disgusting? Well, SIR, I am offended, SIR, by your offensive statement!
*switches glasses*
I ask you, SIR, weren't you a teenage boy once? And weren't you, SIR, therefore disgusting, by your own statement?
*switches glasses*
I, SIR, have never said this word, this "penis" word, SIR, in public in my life! SIR!
*switches glasses*
And I decry those ephebiphobes, SIR, who assume that because I am a teenager, SIR...
*switches glasses*
That I am disgusting, presumably (SIR!) unintelligent, and sex-obsessed! SIR!
*switches glasses*
And so, SIR, I call on you to retract your statement!
*switches glasses*
(Also, if you're a woman, change "teenage boys" to "men in general")
(Bonus points if you get the reference!)