Why did my cat pee in both of my shoes?

[mapper]

Sitting at my desk all day, smelling small hints of this piss like smell once in a while. Take off my shoes just now and whowa... Very powerfull odor of cat piss! But get this, not just one shoe... one of my three cats pissed in both friggin shoes!

 

[marlon]

But get this, not just one shoe... one of my three cats pissed in both friggin shoes!

No they did not. You just have the talent called : 'owning smelly feet'

It's real easy to put the blame on some biochemical entity that is not capable of defending itself against your accusations. SHAME ON YOU

marlon

 

[Evo]

Sitting at my desk all day, smelling small hints of this piss like smell once in a while. Take off my shoes just now and whowa... Very powerfull odor of cat piss! But get this, not just one shoe... one of my three cats pissed in both friggin shoes!

My animals vomit in my shoes.

Nothing will wake you up faster in the morning than sliding your foot into a vomit filled shoe.

 

[mapper]

Trust me, its cat piss. Clean socks, haven't worn these shoes for about a week. My other shoes are all fine. And the fact that I know without a doubt what cat piss smells like.

 

[Bladibla]

My animals vomit in my shoes.

Nothing will wake you up faster in the morning than sliding your foot into a vomit filled shoe.

Now that's making ME sick..

 

[DaveC426913]

Trust me, its cat piss. Clean socks, haven't worn these shoes for about a week. My other shoes are all fine. And the fact that I know without a doubt what cat piss smells like.

It means they hate you.

I'm guessing you hate them, and they know it.

 

[marlon]

It means they hate you.

I'm guessing you hate them, and they know it.

maybe they just wanted to get rid of his smelly-feet-smell

marlon

 

[marlon]

Besides, you ain't alone smelly-feet-man...

scroll down to the bottom of the page of this link


http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/week_2004_12_12.html

marlon

 

[hypatia]

When I pack for a trip, I half to put the cats in the laundry room.
If I don't they will jump in my suitcase and pee! Its the only time they misbehave.

 

[Moonbear]

And then people wonder why I don't want a cat as a pet.

 

[cepheid]

And then people wonder why I don't want a cat as a pet.

Only as a personal sniper? I can imagine your instructions to the cat: "Be vigilant, and shoot any tribdogs on sight!"

 

[Danger]

But get this, not just one shoe... one of my three cats pissed in both friggin shoes!

Are you sure that two of your three cats didn't piss in one shoe each?

scroll down to the bottom of the page of this link

That's a hoot, man.

 

[Artman]

My animals vomit in my shoes.

Nothing will wake you up faster in the morning than sliding your foot into a vomit filled shoe.

Eeeewww, Evo, hand me one of your shoes, I'm going to hurl.

 

[Kakarot]

Only as a personal sniper? I can imagine your instructions to the cat: "Be vigilant, and shoot any tribdogs on sight!"

didnt you know? all cats use awp's

 

[mapper]

didnt you know? all cats use awp's

damn cs camper cats!

 

[Moonbear]

Are you sure that two of your three cats didn't piss in one shoe each?

Or maybe all three took turns in both shoes! You know, one pissed in the shoe, then the next smelled that and had to piss on top of it, etc. Maybe they're trying to tell you there's a shoe sale with your name on it!

 

[chroot]

The only good thing about cats is that they're biodegradable.

- Warren

 

[Artman]

The only good thing about cats is that they're biodegradable.

- Warren

As a man with an allergy to them, I love this line. I've used it once already.

 

[Danger]

As a man with an allergy to them

What's your address, man? I have some combings from Lucy that need to be disposed of.

 

[SOS2008]

Like most animals, cats will express themselves--especially resentment.

Whenever my brother and his wife went away, they would come home to find the bathroom tissue shredded into piles. They had to remember to store the rolls away before they left home.

After I had my cat declawed, he walked up onto me, and pissed on me. He had never done that before, or did it again. He was, shall we say, pissed.

The shoes probably had a scent of another male on them--where did you walk?

 

[JamesU]

My cat is about 70% fat and has lost weight! All she does is roll on the floor and look for attention, besides her usual eating and sleeping.

 

[Danger]

All she does is roll on the floor and look for attention, besides her usual eating and sleeping.

That's one of the reasons I maintain that cats are far more intelligent than dogs. Dogs are almost neurotic about doing anything to get the slightest sign of approval from a human. Cats know who's in charge, and it ain't us. (Fetch, boy! Fetch it yourself, dickhead. And fetch my dinner while you're at it.)

 

[Artman]

What's your address, man? I have some combings from Lucy that need to be disposed of.

I got an address where you can stick...I mean send them.

 

[BobG]

The only good thing about cats is that they're biodegradable.

- Warren

The only good thing about cats is that they're fun to give a bath to: http://www.kaitaia.com/funny/flash/index.php?title=How+To+Wash+A+Cat&flash=cat.swf&width=400&height=300

 

[Echo 6 Sierra]

I just moved into a new apartment and a cat left a puddle centered and 6 inches from my door. Dogs have masters, cats have staff. Has anyone seen the flash game cat-cannon?

I almost forgot, what if one of your feet smells like ammonia?