Why do people misunderstand each other sometimes?

[arildno]

Banana, banana!
I'll disarm that guy!
*Rushes after the flying banana, is about to overtake it, but stumbles, face slamming into El Hombre's crotch*

 

[Lisa!]

Hey guys, do you like to fish?

 

[arildno]

Banana is better than fish.

 

[Lisa!]

It's fun esp. when you go fishing by a boat. You don't have to eat fishes that you catch.

 

[El Hombre Invisible]

Banana, banana!
I'll disarm that guy!
*Rushes after the flying banana, is about to overtake it, but stumbles, face slamming into El Hombre's crotch*

Geddoff me banana!

 

[arildno]

Geddoff me banana!

Sorry, my mistake, won't happen again. Do you want my banana, as a peace offering?

 

[Lisa!]

I hope all of people who talk about banana, step on one and slip!

 

[Nomy-the wanderer]

Banana, bread and nutella :D

 

[Daminc]

Beware arildno, I've just ordered a stealth banana to be launched.

Banana, bread and nutella

Funnily enough I had one of those about three weeks ago.

 

[arildno]

Beware arildno, I've just ordered a stealth banana to be launched.

Am I in danger of getting stabbed in the back all of a sudden?

 

[El Hombre Invisible]

Am I in danger of getting stabbed in the back all of a sudden?

Beware of people who smile at you while holding a banana.

 

[Daminc]

It's targetted at your feet. Your sole shall be displaced and you shall fall on your butt.
That's the plan anyway

 

[El Hombre Invisible]

Has anyone ever slipped on a banana or banana peel? The only fruit I've ever slipped on was a rotten tomato, which was scary because I was hanging off a bridge at the time (ahhhh, my days of being the bridge-climbing champion of Shrewsbury...).

 

[arildno]

Beware of people who smile at you while holding a banana.

It's targetted at your feet. Your sole shall be displaced and you shall fall on your butt.
That's the plan anyway

Unfriendly banana-wielders both of you!
I've made friendly overtures and been receptive and open to any suggestions, and how I am repaid for that?

Fie, you're no fun to play with!

Has anyone ever slipped on a banana or banana peel? The only fruit I've ever slipped on was a rotten tomato, which was scary because I was hanging off a bridge at the time (ahhhh, my days of being the bridge-climbing champion of Shrewsbury...)

And don't you dare, El Hombre, to try and slip on ME; it'll hurt, I promise.

 

[Lisa!]

Misunderstanding and ? what's the relation?

 

[Daminc]

Lisa! how can you NOT like bananas ? Is it the taste? The texture?

 

[arildno]

Lisa! how can you NOT like bananas ? Is it the taste? The texture?

I'll tell you exactly what is wrong with a banana; stick it in your mouth, and it SOFTENS and turns into mush.

 

[Daminc]

Chocolate does that and I bet you like chocolate.

 

[arildno]

Chocolate does that and I bet you like chocolate.

It doesn't; not right away.
I want to chew on my food before it softens; the banana does so way too prematurely.

 

[Nomy-the wanderer]

It doesn't; not right away.
I want to chew on my food before it softens; the banana does so way too prematurely.

And that makes u just eat more and mroe and more... :!)