Why do people misunderstand each other sometimes?

[El Hombre Invisible]

Am I in danger of getting stabbed in the back all of a sudden?

Beware of people who smile at you while holding a banana.

 

[Daminc]

It's targetted at your feet. Your sole shall be displaced and you shall fall on your butt.
That's the plan anyway

 

[El Hombre Invisible]

Has anyone ever slipped on a banana or banana peel? The only fruit I've ever slipped on was a rotten tomato, which was scary because I was hanging off a bridge at the time (ahhhh, my days of being the bridge-climbing champion of Shrewsbury...).

 

[arildno]

Beware of people who smile at you while holding a banana.

It's targetted at your feet. Your sole shall be displaced and you shall fall on your butt.
That's the plan anyway

Unfriendly banana-wielders both of you!
I've made friendly overtures and been receptive and open to any suggestions, and how I am repaid for that?

Fie, you're no fun to play with! :grumpy: :grumpy:

Has anyone ever slipped on a banana or banana peel? The only fruit I've ever slipped on was a rotten tomato, which was scary because I was hanging off a bridge at the time (ahhhh, my days of being the bridge-climbing champion of Shrewsbury...)

And don't you dare, El Hombre, to try and slip on ME; it'll hurt, I promise.

 

[Lisa!]

Misunderstanding and :yuck: ? what's the relation?

 

[Daminc]

Lisa! how can you NOT like bananas ? Is it the taste? The texture?

 

[arildno]

Lisa! how can you NOT like bananas ? Is it the taste? The texture?

I'll tell you exactly what is wrong with a banana; stick it in your mouth, and it SOFTENS and turns into mush. :yuck:

 

[Daminc]

Chocolate does that and I bet you like chocolate.

 

[arildno]

Chocolate does that and I bet you like chocolate.

It doesn't; not right away.
I want to chew on my food before it softens; the banana does so way too prematurely.

 

[Nomy-the wanderer]

It doesn't; not right away.
I want to chew on my food before it softens; the banana does so way too prematurely.

And that makes u just eat more and mroe and more... :!)