What are the World's Worst Theme Parks?

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In summary: It's a park that's dedicated to the principles of anarchism. And that's not all. It's also a park with a theme that's dedicated to the principles of free love.In summary, the World's Worst Theme Parks include Grutas Park, Loveland, Dickens World, and La Caminita Nocturna. There is also a ride called the Waterboard Thrill Ride at Coney Island.
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A tour of the World's Worst Theme Parks

My favorites:

Grutas Park: "Step back into the halcyon days of Stalinism, experience the joys of Gulag life, immerse yourself in the warm embrace of totalitarianism -- and when you get a bit peckish, enjoy a tasty meal of "Nostalgija" borscht, "Deer's Eye" cocktail, and "Reminiscence" starch jelly in the cafe. "

Loveland: "To get nervous couples in the mood for procreation, the park invites visitors to "appreciate the natural beauty of love," with attractions such as Breast Mountains, Giant Stone Penis, and the masturbation bike. "

Dickens World: I think the best part of this would be the chance to experience the squalor of a 1800's public restroom.

But my absolutely definite favorite is:

La Caminita Nocturna: "For well-heeled denizens of Mexico City and a few foreign tourists, it's a chance to see how the other half lives. Border Patrol agents emerge out of the darkness in pickup trucks, sirens blaring, firing guns loaded with blanks -- while visitors run for cover, ducking behind cacti, and scrambling under fences. "
 
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Good one Bob!
 
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And let's not forget the Vermonster health spa. Their weight-loss program involves slathering you in bacon grease and running you past a bear cave. (Larry, Darryl, and Darryl, prop.)
 
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Obviously none of you have ever been to an English seaside resort - Stalin world, luxury!
 
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Housed in replica pyramids, Indian temples and golden planets, “Mysteries of the World” showcases past cultures and their possible contact with extraterrestrials.

Von Däniken’s books, including “Chariots of the Gods”, argue that knowledge gained through contact with aliens enabled the ancient Egyptians, for example, to construct their giant pyramids.

However, the author told swissinfo: “This is not a UFO park.”

Good thing. UFO parking is a real bugger.
 
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Coney Island's Waterboard Thrill Ride [not a park, but a heck of a ride]

Waterboarding_Ride_Coney_Island_1.jpg

http://weirdnews.about.com/od/weirdphotos/ss/Waterboarding_R.htm
 
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People's Park at Berkeley! Although it isn't technically a "theme park", it's certainly a park with a theme.
 

1. What makes a theme park the "worst" in the world?

The term "worst" is subjective and can vary from person to person. However, some common factors that contribute to a theme park being considered the worst include poor maintenance, lack of safety precautions, unappealing attractions, and bad customer service.

2. Are there any theme parks that have been officially named the "worst" in the world?

Yes, there have been several theme parks that have been officially deemed the worst in the world by various publications and organizations. Some notable examples include Action Park in New Jersey, USA, which was known for its dangerous rides and numerous injuries, and The Great Wall Amusement Park in China, which was criticized for its lack of safety measures and unlicensed attractions.

3. What are some common issues that contribute to a theme park being considered the worst?

Some common issues that can lead to a theme park being labeled as the worst include inadequate maintenance and cleanliness, lack of safety precautions, poor ride design and functionality, and uninteresting or outdated attractions. Poor management and customer service can also greatly impact a theme park's reputation.

4. Can a theme park overcome its reputation as the "worst" in the world?

Yes, it is possible for a theme park to improve and overcome its negative reputation. This can be achieved through addressing and fixing the issues that contributed to its "worst" status, investing in new and exciting attractions, and improving overall customer experience. However, it may take time and significant effort to change public perception.

5. Are there any safety concerns associated with visiting a "worst" theme park?

In general, it is important to exercise caution when visiting any theme park, regardless of its reputation. However, in a "worst" theme park, there may be an increased risk of safety issues due to potential lack of maintenance and safety precautions. It is important for visitors to follow all safety guidelines and report any concerns to park staff.

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