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I didn't know fat chicks could dance! 
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The discussion centers around the worst chat-up lines ever heard or used, showcasing a plethora of humorous and cringe-worthy examples. Participants share lines that range from cheesy to outright absurd, such as "Get your coat - you've pulled," and "Is that a ladder in your tights, or a stairway to heaven?" Many contributors highlight the ridiculousness of these lines, often using self-deprecating humor about their own experiences with awkward attempts at flirting. The conversation also touches on the effectiveness of such lines, with some suggesting that a cheesy approach can sometimes break the ice, while others emphasize the importance of delivery and context. Overall, the thread serves as a light-hearted exploration of the art of flirting, revealing that even the worst lines can spark laughter and connection.
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Adrian Baker
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you don't sweat much for a fat lass...
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Math Is Hard said:
Love that one. But maybe I'm partial.
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tribdog
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You aren't a cop are you?
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Tsu
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You're a keen bi*ch
<gets slapped>
WHAT? I said you're keen...
This was an actual exchange with a Scottish friend of ours (fresh off the boat) and his first American-woman date. 
<gets slapped>
WHAT? I said you're keen...
This was an actual exchange with a Scottish friend of ours (fresh off the boat) and his first American-woman date.
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jimmy p
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Woah! Are those real?
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tribdog
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When's your due date?
I was talking to my friends on physics forums the other day and they said...
I was talking to my friends on physics forums the other day and they said...
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Artman
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You look familiar. Didn't I date your mom about twenty years ago?
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jimmy p
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How much do you charge?
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Artman
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How about "Do you give group discounts?"jimmy p said:
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Artman said:How about "Do you give group discounts?"
Dude, that's just wrong.
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jimmy p
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Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk past again?
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jimmy p
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Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for christmas?
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Moses
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jimmy p said:
Mmm.. actually with small adjusments..this could be a good line to some one you really know..not from the first time
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Artman
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Paraphrasing Rodney Dangerfield from Caddyshack,
"Want to earn $3.00 the hard way?"
"Want to earn $3.00 the hard way?"
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tribdog
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I disagree, I like this one on a total stranger. It definitely has potential if delivered by someone other than jimmypMoses said:Mmm.. actually with small adjusments..this could be a good line to some one you really know..not from the first time
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Moses
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tribdog said:
I think if this is to a stranger..it means "one use for one night only"..not a long term realtioship...still i find it kinda rude to a stranger...it depends..
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Moonbear
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The best part about all these lines is you might actually get the woman to go home with you if she falls of the barstool laughing at you and knocks herself unconscious when she hits the floor! These lines all sound better after a mild concussion.
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tribdog
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don't knock mild concussions. Nothing changes a no to a yes like a club to the back of the head.
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Moses
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each of us has some staff that the other do not have
Let's United to be satisfied
[I heard this stupid one in reality]
Let's United to be satisfied
[I heard this stupid one in reality]
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Moonbear
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tribdog said:
(tribdog waiting for his date)
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tribdog
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What's that? an Amish smilie eating a chicken leg?
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Moonbear
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tribdog said:
Here I go hunting all over the internet to find a caveman smilie with a club for you, and you call it a chicken leg.
Hmmph, no appreciation.- #54
tribdog
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does look like a chicken leg though doesn't it.
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Moonbear
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Well, now that you mention it...yeah, it kind of does. But, caveman smilies aren't all that easy to come by. At least a chicken leg is a better portion than a Honey Baked Ham for you.
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Moses
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Hey Cavewoman, I have chickens and stick and i am strong...
I am really strooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong
Let's go back to the house to have and have a family in the future...
[actually, this might be a good chat up line in that time ]
I am really strooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong
Let's go back to the house to have and have a family in the future...
[actually, this might be a good chat up line in that time
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jimmy p
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tribdog said:
Dont underestimate the power of a cheesy chat-up line. It can turn the lamest dork (ie tribdog) into the most dashing hunk (ie jimmy p)
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Moses
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Are you a virgin?
Yes: I can make you not a virgin if you wants to
No:Do you know i can do exacly as the last guy had did with you!
Yes: I can make you not a virgin if you wants to
No:Do you know i can do exacly as the last guy had did with you!
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tribdog
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I used to have a business card that said:
Will you sleep with me?
If the answer's no-rip this card up and throw it on the ground
if the answer's yes-hold on to this card and smile.
It was made out of unrippable material
Will you sleep with me?
If the answer's no-rip this card up and throw it on the ground
if the answer's yes-hold on to this card and smile.
It was made out of unrippable material
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Another reason every woman should carry a pair of sissors when tribdog is around.
how about;
"What do you mean NO? The Doctor gave me a perscription! We have to baby!"
how about;
"What do you mean NO? The Doctor gave me a perscription! We have to baby!"