Here some from a Weird Al song:
-I don't have a library card but do you mind if I chaeck you out
-I like your skeletal structure baby, you're an ectomorph no doubt
-I wise i was cross-eyed girl so i could see you twice
-You smell like fritos, that's why I am giving you this hungry stare
-You're so hot, you're going to melt the elastic in my underwear
-I'll bet you're magically delicious like a bowl of lucky charms
-Do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again?
-My love for you's like diarrhea I just can't hold it in
-Stop, drop and roll now 'cuase baby, your're on fire
-You're absolutely perfect, don't speak now, you might spoil it
-Your eyes are even bluer then the water in my toilet
-I want to be your Krakatoa, let my lava flow all over you
-You can tell me truthfully am i a steamin' hunk of love now, or what?
-There just aren't enough o's in "smooth" to descrive how smooth I am
-Maybe you've seen my picture it's in the dictionary under "Kablaam!"
-You must of fallen from heaven, that would explain how you messed up your face.
-How'd you get through security? 'Cause baby, your the bomb
-I'd like to take you home now, so you could meet my mom
It sound better when he sings it as a song but I wrote down most of the good ones
Hmmph, no appreciation.
