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tribdog
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blasfermide if I know
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The discussion centers around the worst chat-up lines ever heard or used, showcasing a plethora of humorous and cringe-worthy examples. Participants share lines that range from cheesy to outright absurd, such as "Get your coat - you've pulled," and "Is that a ladder in your tights, or a stairway to heaven?" Many contributors highlight the ridiculousness of these lines, often using self-deprecating humor about their own experiences with awkward attempts at flirting. The conversation also touches on the effectiveness of such lines, with some suggesting that a cheesy approach can sometimes break the ice, while others emphasize the importance of delivery and context. Overall, the thread serves as a light-hearted exploration of the art of flirting, revealing that even the worst lines can spark laughter and connection.
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Moses
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Even if you don't know me: I LOVE YOU. :!) :!) :!) :!)
I love your body, want to see my body, you may love it as well...
I love your body, want to see my body, you may love it as well...
- #93
Adrian Baker
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Having read through this thread I no longer wonder why Physicists are in short supply - We suck!
We need better chat up lines! All those bloody linguists and social scientists manage to pull whilst we sit around pondering the Universe. No wonder we are outnumbered!
We need better chat up lines! All those bloody linguists and social scientists manage to pull whilst we sit around pondering the Universe. No wonder we are outnumbered!
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BobG
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Hey baby, How would you like to join me in some math? We'll add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!
Of course, we'll be entirely discrete.
If this won't woo your 500 lb Bubba, nothing will.
Of course, we'll be entirely discrete.
If this won't woo your 500 lb Bubba, nothing will.
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Math Is Hard
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Is that a Hemmi 257 Chemical Engineering Rule in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? 
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BobG
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You're a 10.
2 Good
2 Me
2 Be
4 Got
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2 Good
2 Me
2 Be
4 Got
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10
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Smurf
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quick, what's 2 plus 2?
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BoulderHead
Worst chat up lines...
You've probably never heard of the 60-second orgasm before, but if you can spare a minute I'll fill you in…
You've probably never heard of the 60-second orgasm before, but if you can spare a minute I'll fill you in…
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The Bob
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Must admit I do not get this one at all.Smurf said:
The Bob (2004 ©)
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BobG
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The Bob said:Must admit I do not get this one at all.
The Bob (2004 ©)
That's Smurf's version of 4play.
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The Bob
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I see.BobG said:
The Bob (2004 ©)