Worst Chat Up Lines: What Are Yours?

[franznietzsche]

I used to have a business card that said:
Will you sleep with me?
If the answer's no-rip this card up and throw it on the ground
if the answer's yes-hold on to this card and smile.


It was made out of unrippable material

I love it!

 

[Smurf]

It is good isn't it, what material is unrippable?
I could just lamenate it.

 

[Artman]

It is good isn't it, what material is unrippable?
I could just lamenate it.

Tyvek may work. Difficult but not impossible to rip.

 

[Artman]

I usually only ask out pretty women, but since there aren't any around, you want to go out?

You remind me of my grandmother.

I'm looking for a woman that will be true to me, not a pretty girl that all the guys will be hitting on.

 

[Moonbear]

My buddy over there thinks your friend is HOT, and it's my turn to take the bullet for the team. Wanna go out with me?

 

[jimmy p]

Will you be my girlfriend?

 

[Smurf]

I hear you're rich

 

[jimmy p]

I hear you're rich

Lol

"So money... I mean honey, come here often?"

 

[mattmns]

Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I'd love to tap that ass.

Was your father a 'meat burgler'? It looks like somebody took fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress!

Here is $11. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.

-from linesthataregood.com

 

[The Bob]

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The Bob (2004 ©)

 

[Smurf]

I have the best one ever
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The Bob (2004 ©)

Ah yes, I can see it now:
"Hi" says bob.
"Hello" she answers
...
...
...
...
"I have to go" she says, picks up her coat and walks to the door where she is handed a business card by tribdog before getting into his car.

 

[jimmy p]

Wanna come back to mine and watch action films and drink beer?

 

[The Bob]

Hello. I need a ride. Can you give me one please?

No: Do you want a ride all the way to my house then?
Yes: *Slap Hands* Off we go then.

The Bob (2004 ©)

 

[jimmy p]

You remind me of [insert complicated equation] here. Now I know what it feels like to be 2xy.

 

[Moses]

Hi, i know you are attracted to my, but can you answer my multiple choice question: Do you want to to marry me? Being my girl friend? or just "one night use and then throw away"? I know blonde you are dum, but i am sure you will chose one of the answer given, and not make one yourself. ha ha ha , ho ho ho , he he he [you laugh in this way to sound cool ]

WARNING: She can puke, and you can cover you head with a bag.

 

[Lyuokdea]

"I need trust in a relationship, and I trust that with a face like yours, you could never find another guy to cheat on me with."

 

[Moses]

haha, even this is so crap is he says it after he "got" her, but before...haha oh my God...i cannot cooment..this is really tooooo bad line.

Well done Lyuokdea.

P.S: Why not many girls are here in this thread? I guess the will know better than us, since they are actually the "reciever"

 

[0TheSwerve0]

(lick her sleeve) Well we better get you out of those wet clothes!

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you!

 

[Math Is Hard]

(lick her sleeve) Well we better get you out of those wet clothes!

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you!

teeheeheeheehee
I think I'm actually going to use those!

 

[Moses]

ahaaaa!
So MIH is a boy? new news to me

 

[Miles]

Here some from a Weird Al song:

-I don't have a library card but do you mind if I chaeck you out
-I like your skeletal structure baby, you're an ectomorph no doubt
-I wise i was cross-eyed girl so i could see you twice
-You smell like fritos, that's why I am giving you this hungry stare
-You're so hot, you're going to melt the elastic in my underwear
-I'll bet you're magically delicious like a bowl of lucky charms
-Do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again?
-My love for you's like diarrhea I just can't hold it in
-Stop, drop and roll now 'cuase baby, your're on fire
-You're absolutely perfect, don't speak now, you might spoil it
-Your eyes are even bluer then the water in my toilet
-I want to be your Krakatoa, let my lava flow all over you
-You can tell me truthfully am i a steamin' hunk of love now, or what?
-There just aren't enough o's in "smooth" to descrive how smooth I am
-Maybe you've seen my picture it's in the dictionary under "Kablaam!"
-You must of fallen from heaven, that would explain how you messed up your face.
-How'd you get through security? 'Cause baby, your the bomb
-I'd like to take you home now, so you could meet my mom

It sound better when he sings it as a song but I wrote down most of the good ones

 

[Math Is Hard]

ahaaaa!
So MIH is a boy? new news to me

what? you think girls can't use pick up lines? guys are so dang shy - someone's got to break the ice!

 

[tribdog]

It is good isn't it, what material is unrippable?
I could just lamenate it.

When I made the cards myself I used that packing tape with the strings in it sandwiched between two pieces of paper and stuck together with double sided tape.

 

[fourier jr]

"I'M BIG BROTHER, I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU"

 

[dduardo]

Are your parents retarded? 'Cuz you look pretty special.

 

[Moses]

what? you think girls can't use pick up lines? guys are so dang shy - someone's got to break the ice!

Well, i do agree that some boys are "shy" [My friends tell me a lot that i am shy, but anyhow] but still, if a girl is breaking the ice, she is breaking the ice, not "picking up" . Both can be done at the same time, but i am sure if i girl yse a "pick up" line with me, I will not consider it normal to be done, still I apprecaite it someitmes when they break the ice

BTW: I guess you took my last post before that one in the best way possible, arent you? No bad feelings.

 

[quantumdude]

You don't have kids, do you? Because I can't be around them, as a condition of my parole.

 

[JasonRox]

I like girls who are smart. Do you know where I can find one?

I like girls who are hot. Do you know where I can find one?

ETC...

I was gay, until I saw you.

You make my dream girl look like a 5. Dang!

I'm not good at video games. Are you easy?

I made a bet with a friend, want to split it?

See that guy over there? (Pointing the finger to some random guy.) I don't know him.

WHAAAZZZZZZZUUUUPPP?!

I like ganster rap.

I'm a thug, with a cd player.

Would you like soft creamy skin? I offer free facials.

Note: Say anything stupid. It usually works. Like someone (a girl) mentionned earlier, guys never break the ice. The girl will be impressed by the fact that you can talk, not by the words you speak.

 

[tribdog]

I must say, your eyes are absolutely scinti..skintilit,,scintilleat, pretty.

 

[Gokul43201]

I must say, your eyes are absolutely scinti..skintilit,,scintilleat, pretty.

Why is it so hard to say 'sciential' ?