Can Men Really Say These Things to Women?

[Ivan Seeking]

This seemed like a good idea for a thread. I just heard one good line:

Have I p'ssed you off...I mean more than usual?

 

[franznietzsche]

"Don't be evil"

 

[ShawnD]

"Good morning [name]"
It's simple. It's overlooked. It means a lot. Try saying it some time

 

[Ivan Seeking]

What are some of the cheesiest pick-up lines used?

 

[ShawnD]

Ahhhhh I Need Cpr!

 

[cronxeh]

What are some of the cheesiest pick-up lines used?

My pick up lines are physical touch, and it works 99.9 % of the time on heterosexual females

Of course the right sequence and response to defense mechanism questions is of crucial importance, but its always the first contact that matters

 

[primal schemer]

My pick up lines are physical touch, and it works 99.9 % of the time on heterosexual females
Of course the right sequence and response to defense mechanism questions is of crucial importance, but its always the first contact that matters

99.9% Wow! Where do you touch them??

PS

 

[cronxeh]

99.9% Wow! Where do you touch them??
PS

Need I tell an Irishman? :rofl: :rofl:

 

[primal schemer]

In Ireland, anything above the knee is a sin, punishable by excommunication...

PS

 

[cronxeh]

In Ireland, anything above the knee is a sin, punishable by excommunication...

PS

So technically ankles are above the knee depending on your point of reference

(think about it - would god be looking from below or above?) :rofl:

 

[primal schemer]

So technically ankles are above the knee depending on your point of reference

(think about it - would god be looking from below or above?) :rofl:

I guess if their ankles are in the air then that's ok! Nice...

PS

 

[tribdog]

The line I seem to say most often is : "Stop crying."

 

[tribdog]

"Do you have change for a twenty or should we do it again"

 

[Andy]

Guy "Have you got a mirror in your pants?"
Female "huh?"
Guy "It's just that i can see myself in them tonight!"

 

[honestrosewater]

The line I seem to say most often is : "Stop crying."

Funny, I would have guessed: "Stop laughing."(Or do they laugh so hard they cry, I wonder...)

 

[arildno]

"No thanks, I'm gay."

 

[franznietzsche]

"Do you have change for a twenty or should we do it again"

I love it.

 

[tribdog]

Remind me to tell God congratulations, he finally got it right.

that's not a bad one right there

 

[mattmns]

Remind me to tell God congratulations, he finally got it right.

that's not a bad one right there

That actually does seem quite good, I am going to keep that one in mind, thanks tribdog!

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Gee whiz, no one has mentioned: "Hi, I'm a nerd. Impressive huh".


Btw, I deleted a post that went too far. Please keep this respectful. It was intended to be fun. :grumpy:

 

[tribdog]

That actually does seem quite good, I am going to keep that one in mind, thanks tribdog!

would you believe I just made it up on the spot. I tell you I never know what I'm going to say next.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

I tell you I never know what I'm going to say next.

You can say that again. Of course, then it wouldn't be true.

 

[Gale]

"i wish i could differentiate your function baby, so then i could lie tangent to your curves"

thats my favorite thing that any guy has EVER said to me!

 

[ShawnD]

The line I seem to say most often is : "Stop crying."

Is this before or after you've slept with them?

Cheesiest pickup line is actually from a movie.
Guy: You're invited to a pants party
Girl: Are you saying there's a party in your pants and I'm invited?
Guy: Yeah

"i wish i could differentiate your function baby, so then i could lie tangent to your curves"

"If you were an open book math problem I would lay you out on my desk and work on you all night"

 

[tribdog]

"i wish i could differentiate your function baby, so then i could lie tangent to your curves"

thats my favorite thing that any guy has EVER said to me!

yeah, that is better than what you usually hear. "I'm next" lol I'm just kidding

 

[mattmns]

Btw, I deleted a post that went too far. Please keep this respectful. It was intended to be fun. :grumpy:

Yeah!

 

[Gale]

yeah, that is better than what you usually hear. "I'm next" lol I'm just kidding

you are the biggest jerk ever... how many slut comments have you made towards me since you've got here?!

 

[tribdog]

I know I'm sorry I wrote about that in my journal.

Its just that before I left last time that was our running joke. It was something that really used to make me laugh. Sorry

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

"Hey, have I met you before?"

It's the cheesiest but I swear I have seen girls fall for it time and again.

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

"No thanks, I'm gay."

I've seen this one get the ladies a lot too.

 

[ShawnD]

"Hey, have I met you before?"
It's the cheesiest but I swear I have seen girls fall for it time and again.

I've used this before. I really did think we had met before, but it turns out we didn't.

That gay one may work for a one night stand of sex trickery but I can't think of any girl who would appreciate knowing it was all a con.

 

[franznietzsche]

"i wish i could differentiate your function baby, so then i could lie tangent to your curves"

thats my favorite thing that any guy has EVER said to me!

You are such a nerd.

 

[Gale]

You are such a nerd.

i love it when you talk dirty to me baby!

 

[Diane_]

The cheesiest pickup ever used on me wasn't actually a line. I was sitting at a bar when I felt something warm and wet on my arm. I looked over and the guy sitting next to me was licking my arm. *sigh*

I did ask the bouncer not to hurt him too much as he threw him out.

I did have a guy tell me once that he was going to be the first President of the United States and he wanted me to be his First Lady. That one actually worked - or shouldn't I mention that?

 

[Evo]

Best pick up line for me:

"I've been sitting over there with my little brother and his friends and they've been discussing all night how much they want to talk to you, but none of them have the guts to come over here"

I dated him for 18 months.