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I'm guessing that this guy is glad that he wore a hard hat.
I'm already bringing a bag of cold-hard cash, but their lawyers appear not to want it. I just googled "how to bribe a lawyer", but it didn't get me anything (other than the attention of the national security force, probably).Danger said:Get their address from her and mail them an envelope full of sneezing powder... When she "accidentally" strolls in with a bottle of Dristan, her future will be assured.
Ouch...!Borg said:I'm guessing that this guy is glad that he wore a hard hat.
With no desire to reference another thread around here, I'll just say that you're in the wrong country for that.Monique said:I just googled "how to bribe a lawyer", but it didn't get me anything
Monique said:I'm already bringing a bag of cold-hard cash, but their lawyers appear not to want it. I just googled "how to bribe a lawyer", but it didn't get me anything (other than the attention of the national security force, probably).
Down, Junior. I already gave her the key to my basement.RonL said:A woman with a bag of cold-hard cash, looking for someone to bribeoo), I'm not going to get a wink of sleep tonight :D
Bummer...David Carroll said:
Let me guess what the present is..., erm... a ticket to go watch a movie with him ? Right ?Lisa! said:Today my boss gave me a very precious present!
Lisa! said:Today my boss gave me a very precious present!
Lisa! said:Today my boss gave me a very precious present!
Does your husband know?Lisa! said:Today my boss gave me a very precious present!
zoobyshoe said:I am almost certainly the worst cook in the world.
Medicol said:Let me guess what the present is..., erm... a ticket to go watch a movie with him ? Right ?
Yeah, that was a book!:)dlgoff said:
Lisa! said:That's a she and not a lesbian one!Yeah, that was a book!:)
Your photo is my desktop, remember? You could change her mind without breaking a sweat.Lisa! said:That's a she and not a lesbian one!
Really? You're going to put that out in public? Who are you and what have you done with Lisa?lisab said:
zoobyshoe said:One of the funniest moments in a Monty Python film for me was in Life of Brian when the Roman soldier caught the guy writing Latin graffiti and angrily corrected his Latin. No one around me was laughing, while I had a giggle fit, because I am about the last American to have studied Latin. The incident isn't funny unless you're mentally thrown back to being corrected by your teacher for all the errors you make in that weird, ancient language.
RonL said:My wife has this taped to the side of our printer, I think it is a reminder that helps her cope with things I say
"non impediti ratione cogitationis "
Wait for zoobyshoe's answer, I'm not sure if it will be funny or sad, but as I understand, it fits me pretty well.:DOmCheeto said:hmmm... Never heard that one before. Not sure how I would take it.
But I'm still laughing.
Danger said:Your photo is my desktop, remember? You could change her mind without breaking a sweat.
By the bye, one of my favourite tricks when I was desperate for sex was to disguise myself as a lesbian and hang out in gay bars. By the time she got me unwrapped at home and realized her mistake, it was too late... Really? You're going to put that out in public? Who are you and what have you done with Lisa?
Last summer I attended a local theater's rendition of Shakespeare's "Julius Caesar". At one point there was this graffiti on one of the set walls:zoobyshoe said:One of the funniest moments in a Monty Python film for me was in Life of Brian when the Roman soldier caught the guy writing Latin graffiti and angrily corrected his Latin. No one around me was laughing, while I had a giggle fit, because I am about the last American to have studied Latin. The incident isn't funny unless you're mentally thrown back to being corrected by your teacher for all the errors you make in that weird, ancient language.
lisab said:Last summer I attended a local theater's rendition of Shakespeare's "Julius Caesar". At one point there was this graffiti on one of the set walls:
WE ARE THE XCIX %!
I was the only one in the audience laughing .
Exactly, or as close as any translation can be.RonL said:they mean "unencumbered by the thought process" (I think)
You obviously have no idea of how much attention I pay to women. I love the other one too, but given her location and the fact that her name is spelled with a "!" rather than a "b", I think that I can differentiate...RonL said:Are you getting your Lisa girls mixed up
You wouldn't have been if you had invited me...lisab said:I was the only one in the audience laughing
I took that to mean that they were proud to not be in the Fox News crowd of multi-billionaires who should be fried in their own fat. That's admirable, and the means of expression was clever.WWGD said:Maybe because many in the audience were in the (top) I (Notice that I% = C-XCIX) % ).
"Impediti" seems to be the passive perfect plural. So, "We, You, or They, were not impeded (ratione) of thought". But it might also be the future tense, "We, You, Or They, will not be impeded (ratione) of thought."RonL said:Wait for zoobyshoe's answer, I'm not sure if it will be funny or sad, but as I understand, it fits me pretty well.:D
Ps. The words are Latin, they mean "unencumbered by the thought process" (I think):)
I'm afraid I wouldn't have gotten it either. I had to google "We are the 99%." just now to figure out the funny.lisab said:Last summer I attended a local theater's rendition of Shakespeare's "Julius Caesar". At one point there was this graffiti on one of the set walls:
WE ARE THE XCIX %!
I was the only one in the audience laughing .