Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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They are. They just don't violate any of the forum's rules.
 
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fresh_42 said:

Jewel robbery in the Louvre:​

French police suspect eleven Hollywood stars​

Looking in the wrong place. It was obviously Feathers McGraw!
 
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difalcojr said:
(searched for some time online but couldn't find a picture.) This might get edited out, mentors, thank you, but has some geologic correlation too. I liked the double puns.

From a 'No Kings' march in U.S. yesterday on the TV news, there was a funny placard held by someone in a big, blowup T.Rex dinosaur suit. It read "Stop the Ice Age".
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Whenever someone says, "It doesn't cost anything to ask," a lawyer somewhere falls off his chair laughing.
 
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A man enters a lawyer’s office and asks the lawyer: “Excuse me, how much do you charge?”
The lawyer responds: “I charge $1,000 to answer three questions.” The man replies, “That’s a bit mercenary isn’t it?” “Yes,” says the lawyer. “You have one question left.”
 
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Why are viola jokes so short?

So violinists can understand them.

(From the comments below a YouTube video of a viola concerto.)
 
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To refer to #23291,
Do not take your drunken donkey onto a carousel.
 
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That's not a lame joke - these days, that's great life advice.
 
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This is how real horror looks like:

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My fortune cookie from dinner last night ruined my fortune!

It claims I will receive blessings from an unexpected visitor. But now I'm expecting one,
 
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berkeman said:
How about: Your defibrillator function will be restored after this Windows update.
 
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