Collection of Lame Jokes

[symbolipoint]

I knew of someone who referred to IT as in the pronoun "It". That was pretty confusion. But we wouldn't use " 9 is the square route of 81".

The way to get around this is "I.T." Very obvious, at least in written or printed form.

 

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[nsaspook]

 

[BillTre]

 

[fresh_42]

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Crucification hasn't improved either:

 

[WWGD]

Crucification hasn't improved either:

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*Crucifiction. Though more cruci than fiction.

 

[fresh_42]

*Crucifiction. Though more cruci than fiction.

I made this mistake already in German.

 

[WWGD]

I made this mistake already in German.

Kreuze fiction?

 

[fresh_42]

Kreuze fiction?

Kreuzifizierung. Silly, since it isn't a word, but I thought of it and simply created an English transliteration.

 

[WWGD]

I created " Der Hungert Spielen", for the Hunger Games, but none of my German friends had any idea what that meant.

 

[fresh_42]

I created " Der Hungert Spielen", for the Hunger Games, but none of my German friends had any idea what that meant.

You just had to drop the last letters: Die Hunger Spiele. But it runs with its original title here, I think.

 

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[DennisN]

 

[jack action]

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[BillTre]

 

[fresh_42]

Imagine you're boarding a transatlantic flight and Tom Hanks is sitting next to you. What do you do:

(a) Send a text message saying "I love you all."
(b) Get off the plane somehow.
(c) Start praying.

 

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[symbolipoint]

#23267 with the duck sitting on the dog's head, reminds me of The Duck Song, by Bryant Oden. Not completely straightforward but enough.

 

[Borg]

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I shot an arrow, into my chest.
where it landed, with all the rest.

 

[sbrothy]

Kreuzifizierung. Silly, since it isn't a word, but I thought of it and simply created an English transliteration.

“Kreuzifizierung”?!

I must admit I love learning new words but sometimes I have to be a little critical of where I pick them up!

 

[sbrothy]

Murphy’s laws focused on different subjects

Because noone on here ever heard of Murphy, obviously.

 

[sbrothy]

Murphy’s laws focused on different subjects

Because noone on here ever heard of Murphy, obviously.

These go well with The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries

 

[BillTre]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[sbrothy]

These goes well with The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries

I like best:

Murphy's Law of Thermodynamics​

Things get worse under pressure.

 

[WWGD]

 

[berkeman]

A little Medic humor...

 

[Johnny Helium]

Oh my these are so bad they should be modded.