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"Airplane-Shaped Kids Xylophone Toy - 8-Tone Percussion Instrument " .
.. A winged instrument?
Collection of Lame Jokes
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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.
PREREQUISITES- Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
- Familiarity with puns and wordplay
- Knowledge of cultural references in humor
- Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
- Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
- Research the psychology of humor and why people enjoy lame jokes
- Learn about different styles of comedy, including surrealism and absurdism
- Investigate the role of cultural references in joke-telling
Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.
"Airplane-Shaped Kids Xylophone Toy - 8-Tone Percussion Instrument " .
.. A winged instrument?
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White to move. Mate in a week.
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Chess and shuffle board all in one game. You have the slide the pieces into position.fresh_42 said:
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To find the jewels, look in the suspects' attics... behind the louvers.fresh_42 said:
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Heh, yeah. You know me by now. Always testing the borders. But yeah that was a little over the top. I admit. Sorry.
EDIT: Haven't had anything to eat before now. I think that may have influenced my bad decision.
EDIT: Haven't had anything to eat before now. I think that may have influenced my bad decision.
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Obviously I missed something good!sbrothy said:
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Reminds me of a colleague who once said to me: "Stop! First, we go to lunch. Now!"sbrothy said:
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Reminds me of a sign I used to wear - Eat at Joes.fresh_42 said:
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Yeah, sorry people, your loss. 
I better keep it to myself though if I don't want to get kicked out of here. It's not difficult to find references I scattered around though. Think saucy.
EDIT: Oh, and by the way: I'm really impressed with the moderation speed (unless I'm on a special watch list which wouldn't surprise me)!
I better keep it to myself though if I don't want to get kicked out of here. It's not difficult to find references I scattered around though. Think saucy.
EDIT: Oh, and by the way: I'm really impressed with the moderation speed (unless I'm on a special watch list which wouldn't surprise me)!
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Oh you are definitely on my watch list.sbrothy said:Yeah, sorry people, your loss.
I better keep it to myself though if I don't want to get kicked out of here. It's not difficult to find references I scattered around though. Think saucy.
EDIT: Oh, and by the way: I'm really impressed with the moderation speed (unless I'm on a special watch list which wouldn't surprise me)!
Need a watch?
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Damn you fresh, that took me way too long to figure out.
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Bet that one hurt!
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Looks Romulan to me.
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Wrong neutrino signature.Ivan Seeking said:
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Nice catch! LOL!fresh_42 said:Wrong neutrino signature.
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Shopping centers are so boring, because if you've seen one, you've seen them all.
you've seen the mall.
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Shopping centers are so boring, because if you've seen one, you've seen themall.jack action said:
Better delivery?
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That space between the last 2 words is exactly what makes it less lame, possibly even interesting. Deleting it, you've upgraded its lameness to a ceiling level.DaveC426913 said:
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I did not as much as check under the Spoiler yet. I believe I know how this joke works. "them all", "the m all" , "the mall".jack action said:
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Leaks from the next planned Rocky movie ( Lost count). Rocky goes into business with his former Russian opponent and they open an optical store in Siberia: "The eye of the Taiga".