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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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So to be clear: the prefix "uni" means shared and not shared.
 
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  • #23,372
Somehow I knew what @WWGD meant by unisex, even if it conflicts with the word's definition.
 
  • #23,373
I was too young to see the film Troy when it came out, so I built myself a giant wooden adult.

(Adapted from a joke by Milton Jones.)
 
  • #23,374
Ivan Seeking said:
The moon landing conspiracies are back again thanks to Kim Kardashian.

Pure lunacy!
Ask her to explain the number mirrors up there then:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_retroreflectors_on_the_Moon

I mean you can't just randomly dump them. They have to be directed back at earth for the reflection to work.
 
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sbrothy said:
Ask her to explain the number mirrors up there then:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_retroreflectors_on_the_Moon

I mean you can't just randomly dump them. They have to be directed back at earth for the reflection to work.
I will the next time I see her.

Her defense for this claim is to check tik tok.
 
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Age is an issue of mind over matter: If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
I will the next time I see her.

Her defense for this claim is to check tik tok.
OK. Then it's a battle we can't win! :smile:

Against tik tok anyone is defenseless.
 
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What DaveC426913 says is much more logical. But do we have a prefix with combining meaning for "Either or all classifications..." ?
 
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symbolipoint said:
What DaveC426913 says is much more logical. But do we have a prefix with combining meaning for "Either or all classifications..." ?
omni-
 
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  • #23,381
DaveC426913 said:
omni-
The next time we come up to a door with one of those symbols on it or it says "unisex", we should ask a clerk, "Which one?"
 
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symbolipoint said:
The next time we come up to a door with one of those symbols on it or it says "unisex", we should ask a clerk, "Which one?"
In Halloween? The witch one.
 
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symbolipoint said:
The next time we come up to a door with one of those symbols on it or it says "unisex", we should ask a clerk, "Which one?"
Ask if it's binary or analog.
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
Ask if it's binary or analog.
Is that the new terminology?

"I'm not binary; I'm analog."
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
Ask if it's binary or analog.
The Italians have to distinguish between binario and binaria, depending on the gender of the person. :cool:
 
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DaveC426913 said:
Is that the new terminology?

"I'm not binary; I'm analog."
Once you've been married long enough, they are called resistors.
 
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Poster at a suspicious Computer Repair place. "I'd rather be phishing."
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
Once you've been married long enough, they are called resistors.
I was close to report that one! o0)
 
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fresh_42 said:
The Italians have to distinguish between binario and binaria, depending on the gender of the person. :cool:
As long as the espresso machine is working, it will be ok.
 
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davenn said:
I remember that one from our daily calendar. 1987 sounds about right! We got a daily Gary Larson calendar every year until he stopped making them,.
 
  • #23,398
A belated Halloween joke:

What's the Halloween capital of the U. S.?

Eerie, Pennsylvania.
 
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jtbell said:
A belated Halloween joke:

What's the Halloween capital of the U. S.?

Eerie, Pennsylvania.
And I thought Salem (Massachusetts).
 
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I was inspired to post that joke by an article I read in my Apple News feed just now, from People magazine. It was about a 1980s event (not Halloween related!) in Cleveland, Ohio. It consistently referred to "Lake Eerie." I thought, "someone must have had too much to drink at a Halloween party."
 

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