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Mine can write upside down. And other words too.jack action said:
Collection of Lame Jokes
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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.
PREREQUISITES- Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
- Familiarity with puns and wordplay
- Knowledge of cultural references in humor
- Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
- Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
- Research the psychology of humor and why people enjoy lame jokes
- Learn about different styles of comedy, including surrealism and absurdism
- Investigate the role of cultural references in joke-telling
Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.
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"Watch out! I know Fung Fu and Karate and Tai Chi and dozen other Chinese words!"
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But doesn't it take just one (mis)step to fall down a staircase?berkeman said:
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Actually, it's not as crazy as it may seem at first glance. Google for "mashed potato recipe" or "how to make mashed potatoes" and you'll find that it involves milk, butter and maybe sour cream.fresh_42 said:
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They just haven't been exposed to an orthogonal instruction set.fresh_42 said:
https://www.stromasys.com/resources/understanding-the-vax-processors-architecture/
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Looks like from Canada owing to the third brake light.fresh_42 said:
Any other jurisdictions have that?
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Does she make him sleep at the foot of the bed?jtbell said:
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pretty standard around the world these days
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Don't mess with people who are fresh, cheerful, and full of energy in the morning. These psychopaths have nothing to lose.
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Judge: «Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?»
Me: «I choose "dare", your honor!»
Me: «I choose "dare", your honor!»
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My anestheosiologist offered gas or hits with a boat paddle.
It was an Ether-Oar choice.
It was an Ether-Oar choice.
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A gynecologist has retrained as a painter.
"How's the new guy doing?"
"That guy's amazing! Yesterday he painted the whole hallway through the letterbox slot."
"How's the new guy doing?"
"That guy's amazing! Yesterday he painted the whole hallway through the letterbox slot."
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The version I heard was an auto mechanic who scored 150% on his practical exam.
Said the instructor: "I had to give you the extra 50% for reassembling the engine entirely through the tailpipe."
Said the instructor: "I had to give you the extra 50% for reassembling the engine entirely through the tailpipe."
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And all this without flowing through Utah.DaveC426913 said:
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Despite being confused by the title, dyslexics love Backstreet Boys' "Larger than File".
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You want lame
Bazooka Joe Bubble Gum had a joke in every pack of gum
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Bazooka Joe Bubble Gum had a joke in every pack of gum
https://assets1.cbsnewsstatic.com/h...-a642-11e2-a3f0-029118418759/image590164x.jpg
https://www.animationxpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/Adco1-jumbo.jpg
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Nostradamus knew I was going to make this joke.
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It's not how many times you fall that matters, but how many times you get back up!
That's not how an alcohol test works. Please get into the police car.
That's not how an alcohol test works. Please get into the police car.
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