Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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jack action said:
I have a pen that can write underwater.

It can write other words too.
Mine can write upside down. And other words too.
 
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"Watch out! I know Fung Fu and Karate and Tai Chi and dozen other Chinese words!"
 
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berkeman said:
But doesn't it take just one (mis)step to fall down a staircase? :wink:
 
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fresh_42 said:
Actually, it's not as crazy as it may seem at first glance. Google for "mashed potato recipe" or "how to make mashed potatoes" and you'll find that it involves milk, butter and maybe sour cream.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Looks like from Canada owing to the third brake light.
Any other jurisdictions have that?
 
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256bits said:
Looks like from Canada owing to the third brake light.
Any other jurisdictions have that?

pretty standard around the world these days
 
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Don't mess with people who are fresh, cheerful, and full of energy in the morning. These psychopaths have nothing to lose.
 
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Judge: «Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?»

Me: «I choose "dare", your honor!»
 
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My anestheosiologist offered gas or hits with a boat paddle.

It was an Ether-Oar choice.
 
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A gynecologist has retrained as a painter.

"How's the new guy doing?"

"That guy's amazing! Yesterday he painted the whole hallway through the letterbox slot."
 
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The version I heard was an auto mechanic who scored 150% on his practical exam.

Said the instructor: "I had to give you the extra 50% for reassembling the engine entirely through the tailpipe."
 
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Despite being confused by the title, dyslexics love Backstreet Boys' "Larger than File".
 
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Nostradamus knew I was going to make this joke.
 
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It's not how many times you fall that matters, but how many times you get back up!

That's not how an alcohol test works. Please get into the police car.
 
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