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My girlfriend broke up with me.
She said that I was just average,
I told her she was mean.
She said that I was just average,
I told her she was mean.
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Today I learned that the new female crash test dummy is named Thor.
https://www.npr.org/2025/11/21/g-s1-98694/crash-test-dummy-resembles-women
https://www.npr.org/2025/11/21/g-s1-98694/crash-test-dummy-resembles-women
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The female sex: : exists for 2 billion years :jtbell said:
Government department: "Oh hey. Didn't see you there."
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jtbell said:
It's somewhat fitting, I guess. According to Norse mythology, the god Thor did go drag in the Þrymskviða (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Þrymskviða).
(Sex and gender in Norse mythology were not wholly binary, as evidenced by the god Loki becoming pregnant and giving birth to offspring such as Sleipnir [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Svaðilfari].)
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Something to think about...jtbell said:
That is going to change the whole crash test dummy nuclear family.
The kids will now have a real 'momma;'
The previous one was a man who transitioned to transgender woman some time after 1978
https://www.nhtsa.gov/nhtsas-crash-test-dummies
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Yesterday I saw this kids' game in a grocery store (!).
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Hearing my wife's painful screams during labor, I asked: "What's up?"
Her reply: "These contractions are killing me!"
To show that I heard her, I then asked: "What is up?"
Her reply: "These contractions are killing me!"
To show that I heard her, I then asked: "What is up?"
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A similar type of joke: American children can be harsh . German children are kinder.256bits said:
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Is that like the builder suffering financial difficulties.jack action said:
When asked "What's up?'
He answered "These contractors are killing me!"
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There are more than 300 kinds of bread in Germany. The most favorite is "that one", closely followed by "no, the one next to it".
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They say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing all the time, and it seems quite possible.
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All seminars, "Christmas with the family, it's possible without murderous intent", are sold out.
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Is there a 1-1 map between German breads and French cheeses?fresh_42 said:
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" I love you to death". Or at least up to despair.fresh_42 said:
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Interesting thought. I assume that 300 is a very conservative estimate for both.WWGD said:
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Still, some of those breads, like the almond one, (Mandelbrot), can be chaotic.fresh_42 said:
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Do you think Benoît has been inspired by bread? Looks as if the Polish bakeries are similar ingenious:WWGD said:
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I fell off the bicycle back in 1995 and had bad scrapes and bruises. Back then, there was no social media, so I'll tell you now.
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I hope you are healed today.fresh_42 said:
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In German food stores, now you need to be married to get Die Wurst (Divorced).
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The evolution of German food includes "Die Wurst of Times."WWGD said:
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He's going to come back with all the family photos explaining them.symbolipoint said:
I can't wait to hear the explanation of why so many pictures of his plate at meal time.
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