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Mine can write upside down. And other words too.jack action said:
Collection of Lame Jokes
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Discussion Overview
The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.
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Main Points Raised
- Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
- Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
- A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
- There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
- Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.
Areas of Agreement / Disagreement
There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.
Contextual Notes
Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.
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"Watch out! I know Fung Fu and Karate and Tai Chi and dozen other Chinese words!"
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But doesn't it take just one (mis)step to fall down a staircase?berkeman said:
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Actually, it's not as crazy as it may seem at first glance. Google for "mashed potato recipe" or "how to make mashed potatoes" and you'll find that it involves milk, butter and maybe sour cream.fresh_42 said:
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They just haven't been exposed to an orthogonal instruction set.fresh_42 said:
https://www.stromasys.com/resources/understanding-the-vax-processors-architecture/
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Looks like from Canada owing to the third brake light.fresh_42 said:
Any other jurisdictions have that?
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Does she make him sleep at the foot of the bed?jtbell said:
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256bits said:
pretty standard around the world these days
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Don't mess with people who are fresh, cheerful, and full of energy in the morning. These psychopaths have nothing to lose.
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Judge: «Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?»
Me: «I choose "dare", your honor!»
Me: «I choose "dare", your honor!»
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My anestheosiologist offered gas or hits with a boat paddle.
It was an Ether-Oar choice.
It was an Ether-Oar choice.
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A gynecologist has retrained as a painter.
"How's the new guy doing?"
"That guy's amazing! Yesterday he painted the whole hallway through the letterbox slot."
"How's the new guy doing?"
"That guy's amazing! Yesterday he painted the whole hallway through the letterbox slot."
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The version I heard was an auto mechanic who scored 150% on his practical exam.
Said the instructor: "I had to give you the extra 50% for reassembling the engine entirely through the tailpipe."
Said the instructor: "I had to give you the extra 50% for reassembling the engine entirely through the tailpipe."
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And all this without flowing through Utah.DaveC426913 said:
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Despite being confused by the title, dyslexics love Backstreet Boys' "Larger than File".
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You want lame
Bazooka Joe Bubble Gum had a joke in every pack of gum
https://assets1.cbsnewsstatic.com/h...-a642-11e2-a3f0-029118418759/image590164x.jpg
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Bazooka Joe Bubble Gum had a joke in every pack of gum
https://assets1.cbsnewsstatic.com/h...-a642-11e2-a3f0-029118418759/image590164x.jpg
https://www.animationxpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/Adco1-jumbo.jpg
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Nostradamus knew I was going to make this joke.
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It's not how many times you fall that matters, but how many times you get back up!
That's not how an alcohol test works. Please get into the police car.
That's not how an alcohol test works. Please get into the police car.
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