Collection of Lame Jokes

[mfb]

Popes and cardinals must be natural enemies. Whenever the pope population in the Vatican decreases, the cardinal population skyrockets, only to drop again when the pope population recovers.

 

[edwardII]

This one bears repeating:

 

[mfb]

Just buy a car with a square hole.

 

[jtbell]

 

[DennisN]

It's been a long time since I saw Philosoraptor...

 

[Ibix]

More of the ancient wisdom of the Philosoraptor.

 

[berkeman]

A little mountain biker humor here... (this meme was all over FB and the Interweb today, just sayin')

 

[jtbell]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[jtbell]

Um, what?

 

[berkeman]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[jtbell]

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Maybe it's a veterinarian's clinic.

 

[edwardII]

 

[WWGD]

My favourite from that series was "Make me a hamburger Ernie". Ernie comes out from behind the counter with a large pencil, erases the other guy's midsection, and redraws it as a hamburger.

Or the famous one on Bill Clinton asking the Buddhist hot dog vendor : " Make me one with Everything".

 

[jtbell]

I wonder how he keeps his martini dry.

 

[dextercioby]

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[Ibix]

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I wonder how he keeps his martini dry.

There was an old platformer computer game called James Pond. The player character was a fish. The sequel was James Pond 2: Robocod.

 

[Ibix]

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Formal request to explain the joke. The Good, the Bad and the Ugly I recognise, but should I know the girl?

 

[gmax137]

Formal request to explain the joke. The Good, the Bad and the Ugly I recognise, but should I know the girl?

The girl frequently appears in online (FB) memes.

 

[symbolipoint]

Formal request to explain the joke. The Good, the Bad and the Ugly I recognise, but should I know the girl?

Seems doing same thing with eyes as the two or three older men with the guns.

 

[jtbell]

Canadian artificial intelligence:

Eh. I.

 

[WWGD]

New Uber rep in Russia: Pikap Andropov.

 

[BillTre]

 

[jtbell]

 

[jtbell]

Speaking of gas...

 

[jtbell]

 

[WWGD]

Recent issue with programmers confusing Halloween and Christmas: Oct 31= Dec 25.