Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #22,681
fresh_42 said:
And we have an entire thread mocking mathematicians!
What do old-school mathematicians do when they are constipated?
They work it out with a pencil.
Compliments of Chroot.
 
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  • #22,682
Ivan Seeking said:
Oh boy! Where can I find that?
 
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  • #22,683
Ivan Seeking said:
What do old-school mathematicians do when they are constipated?
They work it out with a pencil.
Compliments of Chroot.
So that would be a number 2 pencil?
 
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  • #22,684
Borg said:
So that would be a number 2 pencil?
No, obviously a 2H.
 
  • #22,685
Borg said:
So that would be a number 2 pencil?
And that explains why no one uses number 1 pencils.
 
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  • #22,686
"Want some cake, Teddy Bear?"

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
What do old-school mathematicians do when they are constipated?
They work it out with a pencil.
Compliments of Chroot.
Eeew. Nasty. :smile:
 
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Whoever added the "s" in fastfood is a marketing genius.
 
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  • #22,696
Why do so many programmers need glasses?
Because they need to C#

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WWGD said:
That's one reason I didn't sign up for the one way trip to Mars.
I had nightmares of being stuck with that family.
 
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a sheep?

A musician named Ba-a-a-a-ad Bunny.
 
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Let me guess... she started feeling more cheerful?
 
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jtbell said:
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Let me guess... she started feeling more cheerful?
Not to mention that her dates became a lot better!
 
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jtbell said:
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Let me guess... she started feeling more cheerful?
Y'all assuming she misspelled meat, and not mistakenly typed a superfluous 'a'.
 
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Bandersnatch said:
Y'all assuming she misspelled meat, and not mistakenly typed a superfluous 'a'.
You may be thinking of Clementine Ford.
 
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I hope they're something like a horn player, not a language instructor.
 
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jtbell said:
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I hope they're something like a horn player, not a language instructor.
Have you called them yet?
 
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