Collection of Lame Jokes

[Ivan Seeking]

And we have an entire thread mocking mathematicians!

What do old-school mathematicians do when they are constipated?

Spoiler: Answer

They work it out with a pencil.

Compliments of Chroot.

 

[fresh_42]

Oh boy! Where can I find that?

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Post in thread 'Bad Math Jokes'

Jan 9, 2025

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[Borg]

What do old-school mathematicians do when they are constipated?

Spoiler: Answer

They work it out with a pencil.

Compliments of Chroot.

So that would be a number 2 pencil?

 

[Baluncore]

So that would be a number 2 pencil?

No, obviously a 2H.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

So that would be a number 2 pencil?

And that explains why no one uses number 1 pencils.

 

[jtbell]

"Want some cake, Teddy Bear?"

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

 

[sbrothy]

What do old-school mathematicians do when they are constipated?

Spoiler: Answer

They work it out with a pencil.

Compliments of Chroot.

Eeew. Nasty.

 

[BillTre]

 

[berkeman]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[Ivan Seeking]

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...and ____________ to know the difference.
Fill in the blank

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[phinds]

Whoever added the "s" in fastfood is a marketing genius.

 

[TensorCalculus]

Why do so many programmers need glasses?
Because they need to C#

...

 

[256bits]

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Is that Napoleon?
He is just a bone apart from his dog.

 

[256bits]

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That's one reason I didn't sign up for the one way trip to Mars.
I had nightmares of being stuck with that family.

 

[jtbell]

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a sheep?

A musician named Ba-a-a-a-ad Bunny.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[WWGD]

 

[jtbell]

Let me guess... she started feeling more cheerful?

 

[fresh_42]

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Let me guess... she started feeling more cheerful?

Not to mention that her dates became a lot better!

 

[fresh_42]

 

[jack action]

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[Bandersnatch]

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Let me guess... she started feeling more cheerful?

Y'all assuming she misspelled meat, and not mistakenly typed a superfluous 'a'.

 

[WWGD]

Y'all assuming she misspelled meat, and not mistakenly typed a superfluous 'a'.

You may be thinking of Clementine Ford.

 

[jtbell]

I hope they're something like a horn player, not a language instructor.

 

[WWGD]

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I hope they're something like a horn player, not a language instructor.

Have you called them yet?

 

[berkeman]