Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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fresh_42 said:
And we have an entire thread mocking mathematicians!
What do old-school mathematicians do when they are constipated?
They work it out with a pencil.
Compliments of Chroot.
 
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  • #22,682
Ivan Seeking said:
Oh boy! Where can I find that?
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
What do old-school mathematicians do when they are constipated?
They work it out with a pencil.
Compliments of Chroot.
So that would be a number 2 pencil?
 
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Borg said:
So that would be a number 2 pencil?
No, obviously a 2H.
 
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Borg said:
So that would be a number 2 pencil?
And that explains why no one uses number 1 pencils.
 
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"Want some cake, Teddy Bear?"

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
What do old-school mathematicians do when they are constipated?
They work it out with a pencil.
Compliments of Chroot.
Eeew. Nasty. :smile:
 
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Whoever added the "s" in fastfood is a marketing genius.
 
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Why do so many programmers need glasses?
Because they need to C#

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WWGD said:
That's one reason I didn't sign up for the one way trip to Mars.
I had nightmares of being stuck with that family.
 
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a sheep?

A musician named Ba-a-a-a-ad Bunny.
 
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Let me guess... she started feeling more cheerful?
 
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jtbell said:
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Let me guess... she started feeling more cheerful?
Not to mention that her dates became a lot better!
 
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jtbell said:
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Let me guess... she started feeling more cheerful?
Y'all assuming she misspelled meat, and not mistakenly typed a superfluous 'a'.
 
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Bandersnatch said:
Y'all assuming she misspelled meat, and not mistakenly typed a superfluous 'a'.
You may be thinking of Clementine Ford.
 
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I hope they're something like a horn player, not a language instructor.
 
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jtbell said:
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I hope they're something like a horn player, not a language instructor.
Have you called them yet?
 
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