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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Given Egypt opened up its econonomy, I plan to open up a Shake'n bake in Sharm-el-Sheik.
 
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jack action said:
I find quotes from little Tarantulas, Tarantinos difficult to post here.
 
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Mr. I.FORGOT is always in the parking lot smoking dope in his car, no way he signed for this.
 
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When you argue on social media today.
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WWGD said:
ACKtually....
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(Bettas, Gouramis and other labyrinth fish can, in fact, drown)
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If it had been a simple script, you might have needed only an adder.
 
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DaveC426913 said:
ACKtually....
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(Bettas, Gouramis and other labyrinth fish can, in fact, drown)
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because they breath air with their modified swim bladder.
Other fish can be be suffocate if there is not enough oxygen dissolved in the water. There are many ways to do this, like covering the water surface to stop gas exchange. After the fish use up the oxygen already in the water they will die.
 
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BillTre said:
because they breath air with their modified swim bladder.
Yeah, even in oxygenated water, if labyrinth fish are denied access to the surface, they can suffocate, just like marine mammals.
 
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Kirk asking "what happened to all the Tribbles?"
Spock, McCoy and Scotty looking at each other ....
Scotty finally owning up .... ( they = the Klingons)

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It was one of the giggle episodes
 
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DennisN said:
Any idea what the words are after "always"? This isn't the usual one. At first glance it looks something like "..nture the stoic"!
 
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Jonathan Scott said:
Any idea what the words are after "always"? This isn't the usual one. At first glance it looks something like "..nture the stoic"!
No idea. 🙂 But your guess seems possible.
 

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