Collection of Lame Jokes

[dextercioby]

Dry, possibly dark humor is the best. Credit: twonks page on FB

 

[Ibix]

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"What manner of man are you that can summon up scantily clad alien babes just by beaming down?"

"I... am a Starfleet Captain."

"And by what name are you known?"

"There are some who call me... Jim."

 

[jtbell]

 

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

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True, never occurred to me before

 

[Borg]

True, never occurred to me before

I'm not so sure. I'll have to look into that.

 

[edwardII]

 

[edwardII]

 

[berkeman]

 

[WWGD]

Advertising for a Scottish tanning salon : "The Tartan tan for the McClachlan clan."

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[jtbell]

 

[symbolipoint]

These might be interesting or fun:

https://sites.google.com/view/donkeyjokes/home

 

[BillTre]

 

[DennisN]

 

[jtbell]

 

[davenn]

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[davenn]

 

[BillTre]

 

[jtbell]

 

[symbolipoint]

The speed joke seems to say
2x=360/4
SO,
2x=90
x=90/2
x=45 m.p.h.

But to do that in your head while driving the car? Too risky.

 

[symbolipoint]

Donkey + 9

Spoiler

assanine

 

[davenn]

 

[jtbell]

“Curse you, SpaceX!”

Background: A 9,000 pound SpaceX rocket will crash into the moon tonight

 

[BillTre]

 

[davenn]

 

[jtbell]

This barber inspires confidence!