Collection of Lame Jokes

[jtbell]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[jtbell]

You say po-tah-to, I say po-tay-to, he says...

 

[jtbell]

...and she says po-tattoo.

 

[davenn]

 

[DaveC426913]

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Only partly true.

This is astronomer humour:

 

[WWGD]

Maybe I didn't look too sharp by saying ' Logic ' is the name of one of Bill Gates' sons.

 

[WWGD]

New display at the Ohio museum of Natural Science: Cleveland Rocks, Cleveland Rocks.

 

[WWGD]

I had an idea for a better spell check until the Humane Society sued me for using 1,000 monkeys trained to use typewriters to produce a testing dataset. Edit: Looking for datasets to test a spellcheck method vs existing ones.
Somewhat related:
Seemed interesting, most often searched strings In the US, elsewhere, in Google:

https://backlinko.com/google-searches

 

[jtbell]

Last week at the furniture factory, one of the workers fell into the upholstery machine.

The good news is that he's now fully recovered.

 

[Swamp Thing]

"There's no point, you're just preaching to the void!"

 

[jtbell]

I wonder if this is near Marfa, Texas.

 

[jtbell]

What does a retired lawyer do for a second career?

Open an art gallery!

(seen in a mall near Atlanta today)

 

[Ibix]

"I'm moving house today."

"Be careful, I hear those are heavy."

"It's ok, I live in a lighthouse."

 

[Swamp Thing]

"I'm moving house today."

"Be careful, I hear those are heavy."

"It's ok, I live in a lighthouse."

"It's OK, I'm Amish"

 

[Borg]

It's not the same scale of course but I once convinced a group of people that we didn't need a tow truck to lift the back of a car out of a ditch. It took longer to convince them that it would work than it did to get the car out.

 

[davenn]

 

[jtbell]

"Can you call back? I'm on my other shoe."

 

[jtbell]

 

[Swamp Thing]

The joke begins at around 04:13. The video is Adolphe Sax, the inventor of the saxophone.







I think you will agree that, even if you are not sure if the world really needs yet another joke about the sax, this one is pretty ok.