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What's green, hangs on a wall, and whistles?
A herring.
Well, you could paint it green.
And nail it to the wall.
The whistling? I had to put that in to keep it from being too obvious.

I am not sure if this is actually funny, or if it's just way too early in the morning to already be half way to work.
 
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