Collection of Lame Jokes

[Ibix]

What's green, hangs on a wall, and whistles?

Spoiler

A herring.

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Well, you could paint it green.

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And nail it to the wall.

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The whistling? I had to put that in to keep it from being too obvious.

I am not sure if this is actually funny, or if it's just way too early in the morning to already be half way to work.

 

[Borg]

Would it be wrong to call a grocer in Paris to ask if their refrigerator is running?

https://www.reuters.com/business/re...-cyberattack-150-stories-targeted-2026-10-12/

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[edwardII]

This one is worth a repeat.

 

[WWGD]

After moving his companies to San Antonio, all of Musk's X's live in Texas.

 

[jtbell]

The latest in giraffe fashion:

 

[Ibix]

The latest in giraffe fashion:

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It's called a giraffro.

 

[jtbell]

"Whatever happened to that hide-and-seek tournament you were trying to organize?"

"I gave up. Couldn't find any good players."

 

[gmax137]

hide-and-seek tournament

 

[berkeman]

 

[jtbell]

This month's Playbug centerfold:

 

[renormalize]

This month's Playbug centerfold:

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People, please submit your images to AI detectors like gptzero.com before posting!

 

[jtbell]

 

[symbolipoint]

Thanks. That gave me something to read about. (Foghorn Leghorn, and abit about how that was).

 

[berkeman]

 

[berkeman]

 

[jtbell]

 

[jtbell]

What do Claude, Siri, Grok et al. like to put on their hamburgers and steaks?

 

[edwardII]

 

[jtbell]

 

[WWGD]

New band by 50Cent and his twin brother : " Dolla ".

 

[davenn]

aint that the truth !!

 

[jtbell]

But shouldn't that be "Deer John"?

 

[Ibix]

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But shouldn't that be "Deer John"?

Definitely. A John Deere letter is a complaint about a broken tractor.

 

[davenn]

 

[jtbell]

Uber driver: "Do you mind if I put some music on?"

Passenger: "Not at all."

Driver: "Kiss?"

Passenger: "Let's listen to the music first snd see how we feel."

 

[jtbell]

 

[Swamp Thing]

Do bad knees or plantar fasciitis carry over into zombiehood?

 

[davenn]