Collection of Lame Jokes

[davenn]

Do bad knees or plantar fasciitis carry over into zombiehood?

Probably the least of your worries

 

[Ibix]

Do bad knees or plantar fasciitis carry over into zombiehood?

You never hear about zombies wandering around going "kneeeees... must have kneeeeees...", so presumably their knees are ok?

 

[Halc]

You never hear about zombies wandering around going "kneeeees... must have kneeeeees...", so presumably their knees are ok?

Point taken, but they do wander around going "braaainns... must have braaaainnns..." and yet when the catch somebody, they pretty much all go for entrails and lower abdomen.
I think that constitutes significant evidence supporting the suggestion that people's brains are in their butts and that they're not typically in the habit of using whatever is in their head.

 

[DaveC426913]

Point taken, but they do wander around going "braaainns... must have braaaainnns..." and yet when the catch somebody, they pretty much all go for entrails and lower abdomen.
I think that constitutes significant evidence supporting the suggestion that people's brains are in their butts and that they're not typically in the habit of using whatever is in their head.

Vegetarian zombies want your "graaaaains!!!!"

 

[berkeman]

I've been on that aisle...

 

[jtbell]

 

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