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Swamp Thing said:
Do bad knees or plantar fasciitis carry over into zombiehood?

Probably the least of your worries :wink: :-p
 
Swamp Thing said:
Do bad knees or plantar fasciitis carry over into zombiehood?
You never hear about zombies wandering around going "kneeeees... must have kneeeeees...", so presumably their knees are ok?
 
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Ibix said:
You never hear about zombies wandering around going "kneeeees... must have kneeeeees...", so presumably their knees are ok?
Point taken, but they do wander around going "braaainns... must have braaaainnns..." and yet when the catch somebody, they pretty much all go for entrails and lower abdomen.
I think that constitutes significant evidence supporting the suggestion that people's brains are in their butts and that they're not typically in the habit of using whatever is in their head.
 
Halc said:
Point taken, but they do wander around going "braaainns... must have braaaainnns..." and yet when the catch somebody, they pretty much all go for entrails and lower abdomen.
I think that constitutes significant evidence supporting the suggestion that people's brains are in their butts and that they're not typically in the habit of using whatever is in their head.
Vegetarian zombies want your "graaaaains!!!!"
 
I've been on that aisle... :smile:

Store aisle with a hanging sign labelled 9 listing Tomato Juice, Fruit Juice, Sports Drinks, Hot Chocolate, Coffee/Tea and Lost Spouse; cereal boxes and juice bottles on shelves below.
 
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Here's the place to do a slam dump!

Outdoor basketball backboard on a yellow metal pole in front of a wire mesh fence, with a distorted, oval-shaped rim and no net, set against trees.
 
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