Try Turbo-1's Habanero Sauce - Hot Stuff!

[Evo]

turbo, do you wear gloves on your hands when you cut the peppers? That stuff can really linger on your hands.

 

[turbo]

turbo, do you wear gloves on your hands when you cut the peppers? That stuff can really linger on your hands.

Nope. But I don't rub my face or eyes after, either. I generally handle the peppers by rinsing them under cold water, removing stems (slicing or otherwise) and chopping them either with knives or a food processor. Once, when I was snapping stems from habaneros, I scraped off the little "skirts" of those stems with my thumbnail. Once was enough.

 

[Math Jeans]

It's really pretty loose around here. My wife and I just grab what we've got and go with it. We might have a few gallons of red tomatoes or green ones, and we'll scald them in boiling water then shock them in cold water. That makes peeling them easier. I think it's helpful to quarter the tomatoes so they de-water more easily, and start simmering them down with a few cups of vinegar. Once the tomatoes are simmered down to about the consistency that you'd consider using for salsa you chop and add onions and every kind of peppers (bell, sweet, and chilies) you can get with LOTS of garlic and some salt. Simmer until the chilies are getting cooked down and incorporated, and then season to taste. You may want to add more hot stuff, maybe some herbs, and CERTAINLY some cilantro before canning. This can take hours spread over a couple of days, so save your fresh herbs for the last hurrah, so their flavors will be strongest in the finished product.

People up here run rafting companies, guided snowmobile tours, etc to encourage tourism. Maybe I should start a school of salsa... With all the variables, there's no real formula, but until you've done it a few times how do you know what works?

David, if you lived here and wanted some of our hot foods, I would make you tend and weed my peppers, and harvest them, but in return I'd teach you how to make them into fantastic foods that you cannot find in stores anywhere.

I would definitely attend your salsa school . It also appears that you saw the link to my hermit crab gallery. I think that for me, at this point salsa is not in my cooking range. I'll work on that relish though.

 

[turbo]

The salsa/chili relish stuff really pays off. I'm in the midst of lunch - fresh garden tomato slices on Jewish rye bread with Cain's mayonnaise, salt, pepper, and a 50:50 mix of red tomato salsa and habanero relish. Mmmm! I might have to make another one.

 

[Math Jeans]

Turbo, I got so jealous of your food that I ordered seeds and I'm starting a pepper garden. I even got Savannah red habaneros which rate 525,000 Scovilles (almost twice that of home grown regular habaneros). Its going to have some mild peppers, medium, and 3-4 types of habaneros :D. Do you have any tips on growing them?

 

[Astronuc]

Pretty much the same soil that works for tomatoes, works for peppers.

Just apply a little Miracle Grow plant food periodically. Soil should be organic and well drained, but not dry.

 

[turbo]

Good for you!

Yes, habaneros grow well in a soil that is not too rich in nitrogen. If you use fertilizer that is heavy in nitrogen, the plants will spend most of their energy putting on extra leaves instead of blossoms and fruits, and the peppers may develop so late that they will not ripen quickly. Peppers love hot temperatures, so if you can grow them in a raised bed or in containers near a south-facing wall (for reflectance) they will thrive. If you can grow them in a hot glassed-in porch or patio, that's OK too. If you're using containers, you'll have to check the soil moisture every day. Containers lose water faster than raised beds or garden spots. Peppers can tolerate fairly dry soil compared to other vegetables, but you can't let the soil get too dry. If the soil is dry to the touch on the surface, but feels a bit moist and sticks to your fingers when you poke your finger in an inch or more, that's probably just about right. For a couple of bucks, you can get a little pH test kit at any good garden shop. A soil pH of 5.5-6.0 less is probably fine, but check the recommendations that come with your seeds - there may be some variation in preferred pH with some of the more exotic peppers. I keep my whole garden spot (~1800 sq ft) a little under pH 6.0 and everything seems to do well.

I have a big batch of red tomato salsa simmering right now - it's got 2 huge white onions, 3 large bell peppers, 3 large habaneros, 9 lipstick chilis, 6 jalapenos, and all the cloves from 2 large bulbs of German garlic. Looks like it will make about 10 pints canned + a little extra for more immediate use. Good luck with your peppers, MJ!

 

[Math Jeans]

It is a huge relief that peppers love hot temperatures. I live in Arizona . Unfortunately the crazy hot time of year just passed last week (we were over 110 degrees every day for weeks). I got a book on raising peppers when I got the seeds, so I hope that will help. However, first I'm only going to start with two plants to see if I can even grow anything. One potted on the porch, the other in the ground in the backyard (I want to test if the soil here works).

Just out of interest, do you have any pure Capsacine in your house, turbo?

 

[Evo]

Just out of interest, do you have any pure Capsacine in your house, turbo?

OH NO NO! That's BAD stuff. Seriously.

 

[Math Is Hard]

OH NO NO! That's BAD stuff. Seriously.

No doubt! DANGER WILL ROBINSON!

 

[Math Jeans]

OH NO NO! That's BAD stuff. Seriously.

Yup. 10 million Scovilles kicks a punch .

 

[turbo]

Evo, MIH, and MJ, I grow all of my heat, and I tend it and blend it into food that we can use neat or combined with other sauces or diluted in other foods. There is no sauce, relish, pickles (most are hot) that cannot be pressed into service at parties and get-togethers, apart from standard warnings. If someone has been told that putting a tiny bit of habanero relish on a cracker with cheese and a pickle might cause them discomfort, I can't feel too much guilt.

 

[Math Jeans]

Well, I'm a little bit different. When I have a really spicy dish, I tend to not give warnings and say that the particular food is amazing in large portions. I'm just that kind of guy .

 

[NateTG]

Well, I'm a little bit different. When I have a really spicy dish, I tend to not give warnings and say that the particular food is amazing in large portions. I'm just that kind of guy .

You seem like the sort of person that would serve peanut butter filled jalapenos or jabanero ice cream.

 

[turbo]

Well hot and sweet are not mutually exclusive. About the only sweet jellies my wife makes (apart from blackberry) are hot pepper jellies made with jalapenos, habaneros, or a blend of both. It goes really well on crackers with cheese, pickles, sardines, smoked oysters, cream cheeses - whatever you have for snacks when company pops in.

 

[turbo]

I made up my latest (not last, I fear) batch of red-tomato salsa today. Since our dill got a late start this year, the heads have not gone to seeds, but still feature the tiny yellow florets that are so pungent-tasting compared to the dill weed. I decided that in addition to jacking up the heat with above-normal chili amounts, I'd tweak the overall aroma and taste with these florets, and picked a bunch of dill heads, trimming only the florets for the salsa. I added them first so that the flavor would "lock in" while I was chopping and adding onions, chilies, garlic, and sweet pepper. What a great batch of salsa. There was almost 1/4 of a half-pint jar left as overage after I canned the batch, and we used almost all of it tonight on two cheeseburgers. I marked all the lids before jamming the jars (not much room left - have to start running them down cellar) into what space I could find in the cupboards, so when we have special company for a cookout, we can get out some "premium" cheeseburger salsa. Most of our salsas leave nothing to be desired when served at cookouts, but this batch is special, like that 1966 Inglenook Cabernet Sauvignon that I bought 1/2 case of instead of getting out the checkbook and buying every case in the store. This was back in 1978 and it was going dirt cheap - $3.6? a bottle IIR.

Note to self: plant WAY more dill next year, and plant it in shifts to make the florets coincide with pickle production and the (later) pepper relish and salsa production. Killer stuff. If you are at a farmer's market and see some fresh dill, try to get the flowering heads with the tiny yellow florets instead of the dill weed or seeded heads. Pay extra, if you must. The taste is killer. Pinch and taste a tiny sprig of the weed (leaves) and pinch and taste one floret of a flowering head. You'll thank me. My family always either used the weed and/or the matured seeded heads for pickling/canning, etc. If my French-Canadian great-aunts Gertrude and Isabel were alive, they'd smack me up against the side of the head for saying that in this one case, they didn't have a clue about the best use of this herb. To be fair, they let their crops go to seed and dried them to get seed for the next year's crop, but they should have planted extra to take advantage of the rich, pungent florets.

Edit: I'm thinking that using the florets to make up little batches of herb butter to use on steamed vegetables and on garlic bread, etc, might be a really good idea. If I could stand being around people (fragrance chemicals cripple me), I wouldn't mind doing a little of this stuff at farmer's markets just to see how it would fly. I already know that the hot pepper jellies, the salsas, and the pickles would be a hit, but when you figure the work, the cost of the canning jars, lids, rings, processing, etc, I'd have to charge people $10 for a jar of pickles or salsa to make the numbers work out for a business. That's more than most people would pay, though my neighbor gave me over $30 worth of brand new never-opened canning jars, asking that I just give him a "few" little half-pint jars of habanero relish, like I gave him last year. He's a serious chili-head.

 

[Math Jeans]

Well. I finally compiled the ingrediants for the habanero relish. I plan on making some up tonight.

 

[turbo]

Well. I finally compiled the ingrediants for the habanero relish. I plan on making some up tonight.

Please chime in ASAP!

 

[Math Jeans]

Ok. I have officially finished the habanero relish. I'll be sampling it with lunch tomorrow. I think I did it right (although I got the number wrong and accadentally started putting in double habaneros, but caught myself at the end. However, I still put in more habaneros than recommended). I havn't tasted it yet, but I believe that it is spicy as it has a REALLY strong smell. It was going throughout the house. My brother walked into the kitchen and asked me if I was trying to kill him . I'm looking forward to having some tomorrow.

 

[turbo]

I've been blathering on about making salsas, etc, so here is a snapshot of my little postage-stamp-sized kitchen. In the SS stock pot to the left is a batch of my home-made pizza sauce simmering down. It takes all day to thicken properly. The stock pot is sitting atop a perforated aluminum pizza dish to spread the heat more evenly, so the sauce doesn't scorch (took me a couple of years to figure that one out). The next pan to the right is the one I used to scald the tomatoes so the skin comes off easily, then they go into the sink to cool, and lastly into the remaining pot after I skin them and cut out any bad spots. That pot is full of tomatoes and just found its way onto a burner. I will simmer that and reduce the tomatoes by at least 1/2 before adding garlic, onions, green peppers, chilies, herbs, etc for yet another version of red tomato salsa. We've got lots of green tomatoes, still, so a batch of green tomato salsa is probably in the cards for this weekend. In the back is a white plastic bucket full of stems, skins, bad spots that I cut out, etc, and that's headed for the compost bins. Our last house had a big kitchen with tons of counter space, but I'll take these cramped quarters any day for the opportunity to garden, make up pickles and sauces, and process and freeze produce. With so little space, you just have to plan a bit.

 

[turbo]

Here's the fixings for today's batch of habanero relish. About 140 peppers, at least 6 (I lost count) large bulbs of fresh Russian garlic, and the chopped florets of about 10 heads of dill. This bears repeating - it you can find blossoming dill heads for sale, GET THEM! The flowers are so much more rich and pungent than the seeded heads or the weed (leaves). They are wonderful in salsas, pickles, etc, and can really kick up the taste of a fresh garden salad. The relish is simmering down (it will be a tiny batch due to the reduction in volume) and I just tasted some (maybe 1/10th of a teaspoon) and immediately my scalp broke into a sweat. Due to my normal disdain for safety procedures during the handling of habaneros, my hands are experiencing a mild burn, and even after washing my hands, I absent-mindedly scratched the side of my nose in response to an itch. It doesn't itch anymore

I just jarred up the relish, and got only 8 8-oz jars, 4 of which will go to my neighbor in repayment for setting us up with Russian and German garlic to sow this winter. He has ratcheted back his garlic consumption and restricted his gifts of garlic to others to make sure that we have enough to start our own crop, and that's a pretty big sacrifice. Suddenly, next summer's chili crop is looking too far away, and the habanero relish stores are looking meager. If the frost holds off for another week or so, I may be able to can another batch, though I expect I'll have to settle for green chilis - they don't ripen very well with these cold nights.

 

[turbo]

I just had a pan-fried Applegate Farms organic hot dog on a grilled roll with sauted onions, habanero relish, and yellow mustard. Mmmmmmmmm! How many more months until I can grow more chilies?

 

[turbo]

I was busy all day, and didn't cook, and my wife got home late from visiting our newest grand-niece in the hospital. As a result, we didn't have a planned meal and I had some more Applegate Farms hot dogs with rolls with sauted onions and habanero relish. I put about 1/2 tsp of the fresh home-made relish in each roll. Before I finished the first 'dog, my scalp was sweating - by the second, sweat was beading up all over my scalp, and by the third, my hair was plastered down and the back of my neck was wet with running sweat. The flavor is killer, and combined with Annie's Naturals organic yellow mustard and some sauteed yellow onions, these dogs couldn't have been better. I love the heat!

 

[turbo]

How to make chili relish... EASY recipe with photos

The cold days and nights showed down the growth of my habaneros and they are no longer ripening, so I decided to pick all of them and make green habanero relish. I got some more fresh Russian garlic from my neighbor yesterday so I am stocked up again. Here is a shot of the basket from the garden with habanero peppers and fresh flowering dill heads, showing the proportions of chilis to dill to garlic that I decided to use - every batch is different, depending on my mood.
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First I de-stemmed the chilis and then rinsed them of any dirt, pollen, etc that might have come in on them.
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while the peppers were draining in the sink, I turned my attention to the other raw ingredients - garlic and dill.
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Since the garlic still has dried dirt on the outer skins, I took off the outer skins first and separated the cloves, and washed off my workspace. This looks like a lot of garlic, but I really should have used more. To peel garlic really quickly, lay a clove on either of it's flattest sides, take a sharp knife and slice off a thin bit of the root end of the clove, and when you get through the meat of the clove, do not continue to slice. Instead, turn your blade horizontally and trap the hard skin against your cutting board and roll the clove up and away from the knife. This usually takes off a big piece of skin and loosens other areas so you can quickly pull it off. You notice that I use thin flexible cutting board. These are great, and they don't develop deep grooves like the thick soft poly boards. When you've got stuff chopped up, just roll up the edges of the board and dump them into the pot.
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Once I had the cloves of garlic peeled, I turned to the dill. You don't have to add dill, but I like the flavor and we still have a lot of it in the garden, so in it goes. You can use dill weed (leaves of the plant) or seeded heads, but if you can get flowering dill heads, by all means, do so. The yellow florets are the richest-tasting parts of the plant. Here I show how much of the heads you use. I illustrate this with a knife, but I don't strip of the florets with a knife. It's a lot faster pinching them off between my thumbnail and index finger.
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Here is the prepped food ready to be processed.
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I use a small food processor. It makes quick work of the chopping, and if you're careful, you can limit your contact with habanero juice. The garlic and chilies can be chopped in any order. I showed a few of each because it looked good.
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Here's a shot of some chopped ingredients. Notice the spatula. You do not want to be tempted to scrape out the sides of the processor bowl with your fingers.
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Here are the processed vegetables in the pot, joined by the dill flowers.
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NOTE: Here is the recipe. It's all you need to know, and it is so simple you can't screw it up even if you claim to be a terrible cook.

Get out a measuring cup and a big jug of cider vinegar. Keeping count, add vinegar cup by cup until the vinegar gets about to the top of the chopped ingredients. When the liquid level is right, add one teaspoon of non-iodized canning salt, one teaspoon of cane sugar and two tablespoons of molasses per cup of vinegar. I needed exactly 4 cups of vinegar for this batch.

Because of the opportunity for misinterpretation, and because I don't want to be liable for someone else's mistakes, I won't describe the process by which I canned the chili relish. You can buy a book from Ball, Kerr, or any other company that produces the jars, lids, and accessories, and they will clue you in about pH levels, safe processing times and temperatures, etc. Rest assured, the relish was transferred to sterile jars, topped with sterile lids, and processed in a boiling-water bath for 20 minutes. The batch you saw here yielded 13 half-pint jars.
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There you have it. A recipe that you can make at home with store-bought ingredients if you don't have a garden, and the ingredients for the liquid can be naturally scaled to any size batch. If you do 10 habaneros, for instance, you will probably need only 1/2 cup of vinegar, so 1/2 tsp of salt and sugar and one tbsp of molasses. Could it be any easier?

 

[turbo]

I love hot food 99% of the time, but some times i crave sweet, the only sweet thing i like is treacle, it is that sort of toffee taste, i think the once a month sweet binge revives my taste buds and the craving for hot food.

You can hit 'em both at the same time. My wife likes to make sweet jellies out of jalapeno and habanero peppers. They're great with cheese and crackers, with smoked oysters, sardines, slices of hot sausage, etc.

 

[wolram]

You can hit 'em both at the same time. My wife likes to make sweet jellies out of jalapeno and habanero peppers. They're great with cheese and crackers, with smoked oysters, sardines, slices of hot sausage, etc.

I will pay £500 for one weeks board and food.

 

[Astronuc]

A recent gift

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Interestingly it's made in Kansas City. The bottle is in the shape of a hip flask.


www.originaljuan.com

 

[Math Jeans]

That is the coolest name for hot sauce that I have EVER seen.

 

[turbo]

A recent gift

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/7817/pain1006137bw8.jpg

Interestingly it's made in Kansas City. The bottle is in the shape of a hip flask.


www.originaljuan.com

You've got something better coming, buddy. Hang on and adopt a cautious attitude. The habanero relish made from store-bought chilies was a bit tame.

 

[Astronuc]

You've got something better coming, buddy. Hang on and adopt a cautious attitude. The habanero relish made from store-bought chilies was a bit tame.

Pain 100% is pretty good, but mild by my standards.

 

[turbo]

Pain 100% is pretty good, but mild by my standards.

Check the mail in a couple of days, Astronuc. You've got a jar of real habanero relish coming your way. It is made out of 95% bush-ripened habaneros and about 5% Russian garlic. The habanero relish you had during your visit was a "last-ditch" batch made after we ran out of the stuff made from garden-raised chilies, and I had to resort to using wimpy store-bought chilies. The stuff on the way is the best of the best - it's killer on hot dogs with yellow mustard.

 

[Math Jeans]

The habanero relish made from store-bought chilies was a bit tame.

I know. Thats why I got a habanero plant. I'm using peppers from that now. (basically its for practice before I plant my other peppers).

The relish is also good in tacos :D

 

[turbo]

I know. Thats why I got a habanero plant. I'm using peppers from that now. (basically its for practice before I plant my other peppers).

The relish is also good in tacos :D

You'll find lots of uses for that, MJ. I use it as a primary source of heat in my home-made pizza sauce. I also use black pepper, cayenne, crushed red pepper - every source of heat I can get my hands on. When you use a variety of hot stuff, it plays out in a complex burn that can be fantastic, so mix it up when you decide to cook with this stuff.

Try making your own pizza sauce! If you don't have fresh tomatoes, you can used canned tomatoes. Dump a can of them in a blender, add some olive oil (it helps suppress foaming while you simmer the sauce), habanero relish, crushed red pepper, black pepper, a little sugar, and some basil, oregano, and maybe tobasco or other hot stuff, and blend it very thoroughly at high speed. The reason for this is to break up the cells of the tomatoes so they will de-water easily without scorching on the pan. Simmer this stuff very slowly until it reaches the desired consistency. I don't measure stuff when I make my pizza sauce, so do what I do and just go by feel. Even your first attempt will be better than the stuff you can buy in a store, and by your 2nd or 3rd batch, you'll never want to eat commercially-made pizza again. I make my pizzas on flour tortillas instead of crusts, and they are great. One tip: When your pizza is assembled and topped with parmesan cheese and vegetables, meat, etc, shake on a bit more oregano and freshly-ground black pepper, and grate a bit of Romano cheese over the pizza. Your friends and family will be begging you to make pizza.

 

[Math Is Hard]

You should start a "salsa of the month club" business, turbo. Since you don't want to go into mass production, I think you should charge insane amounts of money for subscriptions for strangers, but a reasonable price to your friends.

Heck, have you seen what people will pay for caviar? http://www.mastercaviar.com/caviar/customer/home.php?cat=248&gclid=CNrcuubylo8CFSUYagodtkXDew
I think you are sitting on a gold mine. Charge those rich snobs $100/ounce.

 

[turbo]

You should start a "salsa of the month club" business, turbo. Since you don't want to go into mass production, I think you should charge insane amounts of money for subscriptions for strangers, but a reasonable price to your friends.

Heck, have you seen what people will pay for caviar? http://www.mastercaviar.com/caviar/customer/home.php?cat=248&gclid=CNrcuubylo8CFSUYagodtkXDew
I think you are sitting on a gold mine. Charge those rich snobs $100/ounce.

My problem is that even though I make lots of salsas and chili relishes, I also EAT a lot of salsas and chili relishes. I ran out of habanero relish in the spring, and had to make more from store-bought chilies. Blah! Hopefully, I managed to make enough this year to hold me over until the next harvest. I'd have to devote my entire 1500+ sq ft garden to chilies and tomatoes in order to be able to sell salsas, so that's out. I've sent a few jars of stuff to Astronuc, but I can't do much more than that (much as I'd love to) because I'm also supplying salsa to a neighbor who had been giving us Russian and German garlic - both to cook with and to use as planting stock. He has agreed that next year he will use his little greenhouse and containers to supplement my garden-grown habaneros with container-grown habaneros and hopefully allow us to avoid a crunch in next year's crop. He'll grow extra chilies and I will process them into salsas for both of us.

I'd love to be able to go commercial, but the best I can do at this point is to post simple recipes and get adventurous PFer's like Math Jeans to try them out and make their own salsas and relishes. I think he's hooked! I know that I'd have to charge $$$ to part with my salsas at this point, because I'm so bummed when I run out. We had to ration green-tomato salsa (my favorite for cheeseburgers) so that there would be a jar available when Astronuc and family visited. I made sure to make a lot more this year, so that (hopefully) won't happen again. You simply can't buy stuff this good anywhere.

Maybe I can start a chili-head self-help group... Try this recipe, MIH.

https://www.physicsforums.com/showpost.php?p=1462948&postcount=867

You can adapt this recipe to any type of chili. Jalapeno relish is pretty tasty, but mild. Super chilies and tobasco chilies are hotter, with a nice flavor. Habanero chilies are much hotter, with a delayed burn that will make your scalp sweat. Dill seems to scale back the initial burn, for some reason, but the delayed burn of the habaneros comes through loud and clear. You can use a food processor to make up small batches of chili relish and scale the vinegar, sugar, salt, and molasses to any size batch. This recipe is so easy and so tasty that every PFer who loves hot stuff should take the time to make a little batch and toss it in the fridge.

 

[Astronuc]

Check the mail in a couple of days, Astronuc. You've got a jar of real habanero relish coming your way. It is made out of 95% bush-ripened habaneros and about 5% Russian garlic. The habanero relish you had during your visit was a "last-ditch" batch made after we ran out of the stuff made from garden-raised chilies, and I had to resort to using wimpy store-bought chilies. The stuff on the way is the best of the best - it's killer on hot dogs with yellow mustard.

Cool. Thanks!

I got one habanero pepper this season. Four plants never recovered from whatever ate the tops, and the prolonged dry spell didn't help either.

The other interesting find was a log in back yard that had been ripped open and the ground gouged a few inches. Other than a black bear, I don't know what would be big enough to do that - perhaps a large raccoon? or maybe an aggressive skunk or possum?

 

[turbo]

Cool. Thanks!

Cool? Darn! I hope not! If I'm eating a couple of hot dogs, I try to keep the relish down to about 1/2 tsp per dog (OK, I use real table-type teaspoons, not the measuring kind) to keep the burn mild, especially if I'm fixing a dog before bed-time as a snack and I sometimes put on a little extra. I'm not trying to punish myself with pain - I love the high that comes with the burn and I love the flavor of these chilies.

 

[Astronuc]

Cool? Darn! I hope not! If I'm eating a couple of hot dogs, I try to keep the relish down to about 1/2 tsp per dog (OK, I use real table-type teaspoons, not the measuring kind) to keep the burn mild, especially if I'm fixing a dog before bed-time as a snack and I sometimes put on a little extra.

How about - FAR OUT, MAN!

I'm not trying to punish myself with pain - I love the high that comes with the burn and I love the flavor of these chilies.

I know - it's an acquire taste.

 

[turbo]

I just downed a 'dog with over a full teaspoon-full (table-ware, not measuring) of jalapeno relish and yellow mustard, and if I wasn't trying to keep my weight under control, I would have had another. What a treat! I have been blocked out from eating processed meats for years until recently my wife found organic hot dogs processed by Applegate Farms, with no MSG.

 

[ZapperZ]

A recent gift

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Interestingly it's made in Kansas City. The bottle is in the shape of a hip flask.


www.originaljuan.com

I would bet that it isn't as hot or painful as Dave's Insanity! :)

Zz.

 

[Math Jeans]

I would bet that it isn't as hot or painful as Dave's Insanity! :)

Zz.

I've had Dave's Insanity. It is fairly spicy, but it is one of those hot sauces that you know has capsaicin in it. There is nothing wrong with capsaicin, but everyone is too scared to use too much of it. The thing I love about hot sauces made from habaneros is that people tend to get real brave with them :D. Personally, I chopped up a few habaneros and added them to my Dave's.

 

[turbo]

So you can "panda" to your wonts.

My wonts include Bob's Burgers. Sounds godawful, I know. However. This is New Mexico where green chile is an actual foodstuff, unlike most other places. Green chile tortilla burgers are great! If you ever in Albuquerque, check it out.

Sounds good. Every year, I make salsa from green tomatoes and green hot chilies (jalapeno, habanero, and whatever else is around) and onions That stuff is killer on cheeseburgers and quesadillas. I don't bother trying to grow tomatillos in my limited space, so I make do with small, tart, firm green tomatoes with pretty good results. By now, my friends and family know to ask before spooning home-canned salsas onto their foods, but this is a pretty popular one. One of my cousins gets a red, flushed face every time she eats this stuff on burgers, but it doesn't stop her.

 

[turbo]

I've had Dave's Insanity. It is fairly spicy, but it is one of those hot sauces that you know has capsaicin in it. There is nothing wrong with capsaicin, but everyone is too scared to use too much of it. The thing I love about hot sauces made from habaneros is that people tend to get real brave with them :D. Personally, I chopped up a few habaneros and added them to my Dave's.

I haven't had Dave's insanity. It might be good, but my all-around favorite commercial stuff was The Mex sauce made by the restaurant of the same name in Ellsworth, ME. It's not killer-hot, but it is 100% jalapenos with a wonderful flavor that goes well with burgers, omelets, meatloaf, you name it! Now that I've got a garden spot, I can make better stuff at home, including stuff that is tastier and/or hotter. For years before we moved out to the country, I always had a bottle of their hot sauce in the 'fridge and several more in the pantry as a back-up.

http://www.themex.com/

 

[Astronuc]

Dave's is pretty good. I have several different varieties of Dave's sauces including one of the private reserve.

I got started with Dave's After Death Hot Sauce at a restaurant in St. Louis. The chef provided a bottle from his private stock, and only upon request. He didn't provide to customers (general public) over concern for liability.

I need to start collecting Blair's hot sauces.


Meanwhile, turbo's package arrived.

Tried a few tablespoons worth.

Ausgezeichnet - that's great stuff! A masterpiece!

That's the best habanero hot sauce I've ever had! Sneaks up on you and then has a nice afterburn!

It had my nose running like nothing else I've had (more so than Dave's). Excellent!


Only problem is that I can't go near my wife after I eat this stuff.

 

[turbo]

I'm glad to hear that you approve, Astronuc. This is my best batch so far. Since my wife discovered a source of organic hot dogs with no chemical additives or MSG (under any of its 50+ aliases), I have been eating them regularly with habanero relish and yellow mustard. I hope this batch holds up until next season! I hate running out and having to use store-bought habaneros. The result is always disappointing.

 

[turbo]

I'm halfway through a new favorite sandwich. Tuna salad (with Cain's mayo, onions, green pepper and celery) on seeded rye bread with a nice layer of jalapeno relish. Habanero relish would have overwhelmed the tuna, but jalapeno is just right.

 

[Evo]

I decided that since we have a lot of members that love to set their mouths on fire that our PF Hot Stuff Guru should get his own thread.

 

[Astronuc]

I decided that since we have a lot of members that love to set their mouths on fire that our PF Hot Stuff Guru should get his own thread.

I saw this thread and thought I was having senior moment, because I didn't remember starting the thread.

Anyway, just to avoid any confusion, Turbo-1 is the Guru, and I'm just the devotee, consumer and aficionado.

Muchas Gracias, Evo!

 

[turbo]

Thank you, Evo. It is nice to have a thread dedicated to some of my favorite foods. I've been tying up the Food Thread a lot because this is the season in which I make most of my hot stuff.

 

[turbo]

I saw this thread and thought I was having senior moment, because I didn't remember starting the thread.

Anyway, just to avoid any confusion, Turbo-1 is the Guru, and I'm just the devotee, consumer and aficionado.

Muchas Gracias, Evo!

I thought the same thing - "where did that thread come from?" BTW, I consider myself still a learner, so I'm not a Guru yet. Most of my recipes are very basic, but basic is good when it comes to letting flavors shine through, IMO. I don't know if I can improve on this year's batch of habanero relish (the planets were aligned, I guess), but I have ideas for tweaking some of my tomato-based salsas.

To PF'ers that love hot stuff: Go to the illustrated (drop-dead simple) illustrated recipe above.

https://www.physicsforums.com/showpost.php?p=1462948&postcount=74

Note that that amount of salt, sugar, and molasses you'll add is proportional to the amount of vinegar you need to cover your ingredients before you cook them. If you start with 10 habaneros and all the cloves from a bulb of garlic, you'll need probably 1/2 cup of vinegar, 1/2 tsp of salt and sugar, and 1 tbs of molasses. You can tweak these, too, if you prefer more salt, or want to reduce sweetness. This is just to get you started. With a batch this small, you don't have to fool around with canning the relish. Just put it in a lidded container and toss it in the 'fridge. This let's you tinker with small batches to home in on your favorite, without having to use lots of canning jars, etc. For those of you that like hot, but don't LOVE hot, start with a mild variety of chili, like jalapeno. Once you have a recipe that you like, you can mix it up with other varieties of chilies. I really like this year's "clean-up" batch from when I pulled my pepper plants for composting. I found lots of jalapenos, super-chilies, and habaneros, and threw them all into one final batch of relish. The mix of flavors and burns is wonderful.

Edit: I do not cook these relishes for a very long time - only until the bright colors of the chilies start to dull. In the case of green chilies, this is when the brilliant green mutes to a more olive-drab color.