Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

[Evo]

Alright, alright. You just always have to have the best of everything, don't you? Well, you ain't going to get it, 'cause none of 'em are that great. I will, however, give you this one that I consider among the better ones. At least it's relevant to the thread.

I've finally had a chance to view your comics. Those are great!

So, you're multi-talented, eh?

 

[Danger]

HaHAHHAhAA!

I've finally had a chance to view your comics. Those are great!

So, you're multi-talented, eh?

Thanks, ladies. I don't think I'm that good, just persistent. Some of them took a couple of days to do, and I never did get them into Photoshop to start tweaking and airbrushing. I can't draw people worth a damn, with or without Illustrator, so I try to concentrate on mechanical stuff. It feels really good to have them accepted. I didn't know if anybody'd like them.

 

[SOS2008]

I can't believe how much I've missed!

http://img253.echo.cx/img253/2148/pf8gn.th.jpg
Funny, and SO appropriate to this forum too!

Thanks, ladies. I don't think I'm that good, just persistent.

That's not what I hear...er, I mean persistence is important too.

 

[Danger]

I can't believe how much I've missed!

Including this, apparently...

Some of them took a couple of days

persistence is important too.

Care for a demonstration?

 

[Huckleberry]

*Huckleberry comes up for air*
It's taking forver to get through that member photo thread. I'm amazed by how attractive the photos are. I thought for sure everyone would be atleast middle-aged and nerdy looking. These people look great, and so many of them are so young. I've read some of their replies on other threads and I thought they were professionals in their fields. Where were people like this when I was in high school? almost 20 pages left to go. Be back soon I hope.

P.S. Great comics Danger. I'm lookin forward to seeing more. Very reminiscent of the Farside, but with that indescribable Danger flare. I think to myself when I see them "Something is very wrong with that man, but I like it anyway."

 

[Danger]

I think to myself when I see them "Something is very wrong with that man, but I like it anyway."

Higher praise I could not aspire to. Thanks.

 

[SOS2008]

*Huckleberry comes up for air*

Must not..make comment... I was wondering where you were.

It's taking forver to get through that member photo thread.

I know! I gave up on reading the archived threads. Hey, why doesn't someone make that thread into a poll on the top three--for us new members? So far I vote for "Dave."

...and so many of them are so young.

Yeh, I know.

 

[Danger]

...and so many of them are so young.

Yeh, I know.

Down, girl. Remember, they have to reach that 'You must be at least this tall' tattoo.

 

[SOS2008]

Down, girl. Remember, they have to reach that 'You must be at least this tall' tattoo.

I almost offered to sponsor Smurf, but he's a minor. The dirty-old-lady thing is an inside joke I have with a few business associates, etc. I'm really not like that at all, dang it.

 

[Smurf]

I almost offered to sponsor Smurf,

Oh go on, PLEASE

but he's a minor.

only until august.

 

[Moonbear]

Down, girl. Remember, they have to reach that 'You must be at least this tall' tattoo.

There's a height requirement? Dang! No wonder I have so much trouble finding men. *puts on 6" heels* Maybe that will help.

 

[SOS2008]

Oh go on, PLEASE
only until august.

Perhaps someone should explain to Smurf about being a "Kept man."

*puts on 6" heels* Maybe that will help.

What a great idea! (But how did he know about the tatoo?)

 

[Danger]

*puts on 6" heels* Maybe that will help.

Taller heels, please. I like to rest with my head in the shade.

 

[Moonbear]

I can't believe nobody has been here in nearly 10 hours! I sense the thread weakening. *hands franzbear another of his Auntie Evo's cookies*

 

[cronxeh]

i walk into this thread every morning, wearing a bathrobe with a toothbrush in hand.. everyone is asleep so i move along :shy:

 

[Danger]

I sense the thread weakening. *hands franzbear another of his Auntie Evo's cookies*

Quick, Franzbear! Disable cookies!

 

[mattmns]

This thread still has not reached 5000? What are you all doing?

 

[Danger]

What are you all doing?

Can't speak for anyone else, but I'm going to work. That means that Moonbear should be along any minute. Later, dudes and dudettes.

 

[DocToxyn]

This thread still has not reached 5000? What are you all doing?

I've been avoiding this thread because its size and silliness intimidates me . But I'll make the sacrifice to contribute to your "strive for 5(000)".

 

[Moonbear]

Quick, Franzbear! Disable cookies!

Too late! He gobbled that cookie down like it might be his last.

Oh, are you feeling a little under the weather franzbear? Here, have another cookie, that should perk you right up.

 

[Moonbear]

I've been avoiding this thread because its size and silliness intimidates me . But I'll make the sacrifice to contribute to your "strive for 5(000)".

It's not like we need any more competition around here. Every time someone drops out of the running, it seems someone new shows up to take up the torch and continue on.

Oh, just to fill you in, we've already tried fire, explosions, electrocution, hunting accidents, lethal injection, gunshot wounds, drowning, and sexually transmitted diseases (franzbear was hanging around those sailors a little too long way back in the beginning of the thread). Oh, and those cookies have a secret ingredient out of a box with a nice pirate skull and crossbones. Oh, and we even tried boring the thread to death, that didn't work either. But back around post 2000 or so, the thread was declared immortal. Only another immortal can kill it apparently.

 

[mattmns]

Hmmm, I guess we need to kill each other then. We will soon find out who is immortal, and then we can let them kill the thread.

 

[The Bob]

Hmmm, I guess we need to kill each other then. We will soon find out who is immortal, and then we can let them kill the thread.

*Enter the immortal Bob* MWHAHAHAHAHAHA. I mean... I am here to fold your plan more than 10 times. MWHAHAHAHAHA.

So what has been happening?

The Bob (2004 ©)

 

[Moonbear]

Hmmm, I guess we need to kill each other then. We will soon find out who is immortal, and then we can let them kill the thread.

There can be only ONE!

 

[franznietzsche]

There can be only ONE!

And here I am.

 

[mattmns]

Yes there can be only one. I meant "them" as in the one

How should we test this? Russian roulette?

*pulls out revolver and a bullet*

Franz, you are up

 

[Evo]

There can be only ONE!

Adrian Paul...The Highlander. <swoon> :!) :!) :!)

Her never loses, you know.

(hugs her deluxe set of Highlander DVD's)

 

[cronxeh]

It's not like we need any more competition around here. Every time someone drops out of the running, it seems someone new shows up to take up the torch and continue on.

Oh, just to fill you in, we've already tried fire, explosions, electrocution, hunting accidents, lethal injection, gunshot wounds, drowning, and sexually transmitted diseases (franzbear was hanging around those sailors a little too long way back in the beginning of the thread). Oh, and those cookies have a secret ingredient out of a box with a nice pirate skull and crossbones. Oh, and we even tried boring the thread to death, that didn't work either. But back around post 2000 or so, the thread was declared immortal. Only another immortal can kill it apparently.

we also tried bad jokes and that didnt seem to work

 

[cronxeh]

johnny has a gambleing problem, and he just can't lose for some reason. Now he's only 16 and his father and teacher both see this as a problem. They want him to stop before he loses big and gets himself into trouble. He had just recently won $500.

His teacher saw this and though, maybe if he didnt have money he won't gamble anymore. So after school she takes him to her office.

"Johnny, if you give me your 500 dollars ill make sure your school record is clean and you can never get into trouble in this school district again...what do you think of that?"

*johhny thought for a minute and smiled* NO deal, but i bet you my $500 that your pubes arent the same color as the hair on your head

*she smiled knowing she dyes her hair and nodded* its a bet

she takes off her skirt then her panties showing him that her pubic hair is black and points to her hair on her head which is blond, johnny admits defeat and gives her the $500 and walks home in shame. Later that day she calls his father

"i think i rid him of his problem, he won't be gambleing anymore"

His father responds

"No you stupid %@#$, i bet him $1000 that he could never get you to take your panties off for him"

 

[Evo]

This has nothing to do with anything.

Being in technical sales, this is how all of my days go. Anyone that has to work with clients or a design team will appreciate this. (I had to leave two pictures out due to file size)

 

[Danger]

Anyone that has to work with clients or a design team will appreciate this.

I've never been in that situation, so it's probably funnier to me than to you.

 

[SOS2008]

..."No you stupid %@#$, i bet him $1000 that he could never get you to take your panties off for him"

cronxeh, I can't believe you're talking like that!

No - The tribdog thread cannot be allowed to die - it is a legacy I tell you!

 

[Huckleberry]

Everyone must be busy tonight. Is there some other superthread in the making that I have not discovered yet?
Oh! is tonight the party at the Tiki bar in the philosophy section?
maybe I'll crash

 

[Danger]

Oh! is tonight the party at the Tiki bar in the philosophy section?

Philosophy section?
Oh well, I suppose that's the most appropriate place for a bar...

 

[Huckleberry]

Philosophy section?
Oh well, I suppose that's the most appropriate place for a bar...

Why not, right? Nothing better than a few hand grenades while trying to figure out the meaning of life and stuff.

Full flaps, dammit! That's a tennis court!

I'm still trying to wrap my mind around this one. Why are they landing on a tennis court?

 

[Danger]

I'm still trying to wrap my mind around this one. Why are they landing on a tennis court?

As I said when I found out that I could use a signature, this is just a phrase that popped into my head a couple of weeks ago. I have no idea where it came from, unless possibly a flash-back of sorts to the time I parked a 152 in some guy's back yard.

 

[Huckleberry]

As I said when I found out that I could use a signature, this is just a phrase that popped into my head a couple of weeks ago. I have no idea where it came from, unless possibly a flash-back of sorts to the time I parked a 152 in some guy's back yard.

Sounds like the next Danger comic to me.

 

[SOS2008]

Everyone must be busy tonight. Is there some other superthread in the making that I have not discovered yet?
Oh! is tonight the party at the Tiki bar in the philosophy section?
maybe I'll crash

I stopped in philosophy during happy hour, and no one was there--well except that one obnoxious guy. There's an official PF Lounge somewhere. Last I heard people were trying decide on a name for it.

 

[Huckleberry]

I stopped in philosophy during happy hour, and no one was there--well except that one obnoxious guy.

Sorry. I always get like that after 5 or 6 hurricanes

There's an official PF Lounge somewhere. Last I heard people were trying decide on a name for it.

Is it like the back room at a speakeasy? You keep all the good stuff there?

 

[Math Is Hard]

I stopped in philosophy during happy hour, and no one was there--well except that one obnoxious guy. There's an official PF Lounge somewhere. Last I heard people were trying decide on a name for it.

are you sure you were in philosophy section? Last time I was there after work they only had how-can-anyone-be-happy hour. It was depressing. I had a double sarte-tini and a camus-politan and stumbled out feeling worse about my situation than when I went in.
You really have to go there late after the philosophers have all passed out. Then it gets cookin'!

 

[Danger]

Is it like the back room at a speakeasy? You keep all the good stuff there?

It's actually more like the laundry room at a pizzaria.

 

[Evo]

are you sure you were in philosophy section? Last time I was there after work they only had how-can-anyone-be-happy hour.

Ok, this time I almost choked on my sammich.

I need to learn not to have anything in my mouth when I read.

 

[SOS2008]

are you sure you were in philosophy section? Last time I was there after work they only had how-can-anyone-be-happy hour. It was depressing. I had a double sarte-tini and a camus-politan and stumbled out feeling worse about my situation than when I went in.
You really have to go there late after the philosophers have all passed out. Then it gets cookin'!

Is it late enough now? Because I'm getting sun burned going between the forums, and I'm very thirsty.

 

[Danger]

I need to learn not to have anything in my mouth when I read.

Well, there goes about another 20% of the Kama Sutra...

 

[Huckleberry]

are you sure you were in philosophy section? Last time I was there after work they only had how-can-anyone-be-happy hour. It was depressing. I had a double sarte-tini and a camus-politan and stumbled out feeling worse about my situation than when I went in.
You really have to go there late after the philosophers have all passed out. Then it gets cookin'!

Are you sure it wasn't all a social experiment? Did you check those philosophers to make sure they were really passed out? The ones I've met can just eat a bunch of barley, rye and yeast and distill it all in their stomachs. Its a neat trick, but the gas is horrible.

It's actually more like the laundry room at a pizzaria.

Oooh, two of my favorite things, laundry detergent and pizza. When I wipe my mouth on my cape I can clean it on the spot.

 

[Danger]

Oooh, two of my favorite things, laundry detergent and pizza. When I wipe my mouth on my cape I can clean it on the spot.

And it almost hides the taste of anchovies...

 

[Huckleberry]

Does anyone like anchovies on their pizza, or was that made just as a joke?
I think it maybe happened once to some poor Greek fisherman who had nothing else to put on his pizza. And when his family saw what he did to their pizza they left and never returned. So the bitter man opened a pizza shop and sold pizza with only anchovies. To this day we still suffer his foul tasting curse.
There is also the little known rumor of the Italian pizza maker, baker. He made a sign saying 'FRESH PIZZA' and hung it out the window to attract hungry customers. Turns out he never learned how to read or write and the sign actually said 'FISH PIZZA'. The rest, as they say, is history.

Ok, that was lame. goodnight y'all... :zzz:

 

[SOS2008]

Does anyone like anchovies on their pizza, or was that made just as a joke?
I think it maybe happened once to some poor Greek fisherman who had nothing else to put on his pizza. And when his family saw what he did to their pizza they left and never returned. So the bitter man opened a pizza shop and sold pizza with only anchovies. To this day we still suffer his foul tasting curse.
There is also the little known rumor of the Italian pizza maker, baker. He made a sign saying 'FRESH PIZZA' and hung it out the window to attract hungry customers. Turns out he never learned how to read or write and the sign actually said 'FISH PIZZA'. The rest, as they say, is history.

Ok, that was lame. goodnight y'all... :zzz:

Ah...what a...um, different nighty-night story that was. I thought the Families vetoed anchovies? I'm pretty sure anchovies are not included in the PF free fish menu.

 

[Evo]

Does anyone like anchovies on their pizza, or was that made just as a joke?

I actually had a pizza with anchovies on it.

There is also the little known rumor of the Italian pizza maker, baker. He made a sign saying 'FRESH PIZZA' and hung it out the window to attract hungry customers. Turns out he never learned how to read or write and the sign actually said 'FISH PIZZA'. The rest, as they say, is history.

Oooh, fish pizza! We could start giving that out instead of plain fish as an incentive for new memebrs to join. I remember one of the greatest episodes of Space Ghost had sun bloated orange roughy pizza.

That was the episode where my avatar ate his nephew Raymond.

 

[Danger]

I remember one of the greatest episodes of Space Ghost had sun bloated orange roughy pizza.

There's a show that I'd totally forgotten about. I used to watch the original. A while later they released a new version with a stupid monkey in it. It sucked.