I just talked to my sister-in-law in Texas. Her son took an aptitude test recently...his top two jobs (I swear, I couldn't make this up!): 1. Magician, 2. Feng shui designer. I told this to my daughter, for a laugh. She said, "OMG (she is 15, after all)! I think we took the same test last year. I got: 1. Garbage collector, 2. Vending machine installer!" Anyone else familiar with these bizarre aptitude tests?