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Right after it freezes over "I want to go there for Easter" (just a joke on the lack of punctuation...
).Why do people make fun of lawyers?
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Right after it freezes over "I want to go there for Easter" (just a joke on the lack of punctuation...
).Why do people make fun of lawyers?
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Mr. Robin Parsons
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BECAUSE IT IS THE LAW!
Why is it "The Law" to make fun of lawyers
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The Grimmus
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becuase you siad it was
If i can't read how am i answering this
If i can't read how am i answering this
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The Grimmus
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becuase you siad it was
If i can't read how am i answering this
If i can't read how am i answering this
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maximus
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it's in brail.
if you can't think of a question that sounds stupid, does it make you smart or stupid?
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Mr. Robin Parsons
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Neither, just NOT a 'thinker' (Only a joke, Not for real, OK?)
Does the word "Genius" really stand for The Geni-(in)-us? (or was that gem-in-I?)
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The Grimmus
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yes yes it dose
or dose it?
or dose it?
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Mr. Robin Parsons
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Most assuredly is was.
If you scream "Eureka", but have gotten nothing, why have you done that?
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selfAdjoint
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Because you friend-a smells-a bad-a.
Did Jack and Jill get Workman's Comp?
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The Grimmus
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No but jill is still awaiting her sexual harrasment suit, aginst Jack for "tubling" after her so aggresively, to procces
Whats this rash on my thigh from
Whats this rash on my thigh from
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quantumcarl
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Rash behavior.
Are we naked under out clothes?
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Mr. Robin Parsons
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Only if she says "Yes"!
What do you do if she says "Yes!"?
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J-Man
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Step 1) Apply chocolate.
Step 2) Lick chocolate.
Step 3) Repeat as desired.
Step 4) Start over, except with whipped cream.
Or should the whipped cream come first?
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Mr. Robin Parsons
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Hopefully, and 'hopefully' you will finish last!
Is whipped cream without a "cherry on top" anywheres nears as good as with one?
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The Grimmus
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only if the cherry is substuted with chocalte sauce (or another sauce like subsatnce) with sprinkles (be them rainbow or choclate)
how much cholcalte would it take to bring down a rhino
how much cholcalte would it take to bring down a rhino
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Mr. Robin Parsons
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Given the chocolate to weight formula, C^W/A18 werein A= Anger quotient, the need of chocolate poundage is a mulituple of the rhino's mass\weight divided by his anger'Q', (to the eighteenth power) hence you must assess the A before proceeding to calculate the formulation of needed chocolate.
How angry will the rhino be?
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The Grimmus
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well you will need an equation for that as well...
A=w*(T^pi)+ sqr(n-8)
A = anger
w=weight
T= % above or below normal testosteron level of that type of orangism
N= randome varriable that makes me look smarte
so you satrt with:
182(.9^pi)+sqr( [oo] -8)
182 (roughly 2.827433388) + the letter v...yea v (this is starting to look like a math final of mine)
roughly 514.5928767+v
coverting V using only imaginaryly relastic # you come out with
A= very
how can sqr( [oo] -8) be anything but the symbol ~?
A=w*(T^pi)+ sqr(n-8)
A = anger
w=weight
T= % above or below normal testosteron level of that type of orangism
N= randome varriable that makes me look smarte
so you satrt with:
182(.9^pi)+sqr( [oo] -8)
182 (roughly 2.827433388) + the letter v...yea v (this is starting to look like a math final of mine)
roughly 514.5928767+v
coverting V using only imaginaryly relastic # you come out with
A= very
how can sqr( [oo] -8) be anything but the symbol ~?
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Mattius_
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but what if your not throwing the chocalate? maybe your feeding it the chocalate, in which case the poundage would be much smaller... id say mmm, 10-20 lbs of milk chocalate before you make it get sick and lay down.. but this estimate is totally dependent upon the kind of chocalate...
what kind of chocalate? does nugget count?
what kind of chocalate? does nugget count?
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The Grimmus
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ofocurse your feeding it the choclate in a nugget form and you have thigns revered if u throw it at the rhino it is far less
rhinos insticvley stomp on procced choclate realsing small amount of coco dust which knock the creature unconsious
What the hell am i talking about?
rhinos insticvley stomp on procced choclate realsing small amount of coco dust which knock the creature unconsious
What the hell am i talking about?
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Mr. Robin Parsons
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Something about the menu plan for cooking a Rhino in chocolate, I think.
What are you going to do when your spine wears out?
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The Grimmus
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get one off ebay
Defintie means infite if you look at it as De finite...right?
Defintie means infite if you look at it as De finite...right?
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Mr. Robin Parsons
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Only 42 times, after that it becomes In De-Finite.
When you look on ebay, for a new spine, are you willing/wanting to save some ca$h on slightly used ones?
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Mentat
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If you're looking on eBay for a new spine, you are completely insane, and need to seek professional help as soon as possible.
How old is God?
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Mr. Robin Parsons
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Same age as the last time you asked that question!
How many times are we allowed to repeat ourselves before we volontarily make the effort to come up with some new material?
(and 42 times is a disqualified/dis-ingenious/un-quantfiable responce)
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Andy
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Liz Hurley is HOT!
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Mr. Robin Parsons
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Ahhhh! EVIDENCE! (thats the answer!)
Now the question...
What is evidence?
Now the question...
What is evidence?
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J-Man
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Something with the same dencity of an electron, but whose energy is equal to it's power.
Why do they make fireworks illegal and then sell them?
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Mr. Robin Parsons
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Cause if they were legal, no one would want them, NO FUN that way. way MORE FUN if they are illegal to use. (nudge'nudge-wink'wink)
Why do people find breaking the law, FUN?
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mouseman
cuz its fun to break stuff.
If you're riding your bike along the road and your pedal falls off,
how many monkeys does it take to make an omelet?
If you're riding your bike along the road and your pedal falls off,
how many monkeys does it take to make an omelet?
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Mr. Robin Parsons
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Well it depends on the bicycle, (pedal differentiation) 'Mountain bike' style or 'Road bike' style, and you clearly forgot to tell us where the monkey/simian was astride the Artificial Horse that it was riding, cause the velocity factors V thermal transfer (to the protein pile) have successive Differential accumulations of agglomerational characteristic pluming episodes that would deffinitively have quantifiable effectations upon the qualitative output of the simians respective erognomic abilities, re the pedals qualities have quantifiable proportions such that the outcomes of events histologies would pathologically diverge in there acuteness, or, in simple words, Go ask someone who is a MONKEY (or there Avatar)
Is it really the "Monkey that Roared", and NOT the Mouse that roared??
Is it really the "Monkey that Roared", and NOT the Mouse that roared??