Specifically, seventeen in the oral cheeks, (I know, I tried, just got back!) Zero in the other set.Originally posted by zoobyshoe
A plane leaves the ground in the southern hemishphere headed for a destination in the northern hemisphere. The duration of the flight is calculated to be five hours based on initial distance.
Figuring in the coriolis effect, how many small, cellophane bags of peanuts could you stuff into your cheeks during the flight?
Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
Specifically, seventeen in the oral cheeks, (I know, I tried, just got back!) Zero in the other set.
How far must you travel to get "All the way there, and back"?
Originally posted by Zantra
To infinity! And BEYOND!
Mr Owl, how many licks DOES it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
Originally posted by Ivan Seeking
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
Originally posted by zoobyshoe
It drives the flying saucer pilots
nuts and forces them to park in
corn fields.
Do grays let's grays pilot flying
saucers drunk?
Originally posted by Ivan Seeking
Where are their lipsAngelina Jolie seems to have acquired all extra lips on earth
so she is the prime suspect.Do grays ever suffer from B.O.?
Originally posted by zoobyshoe
Originally posted by Ivan Seeking
Where are their lips
Angelina Jolie seems to have acquired all extra lips on earth
so she is the prime suspect.
Do grays ever suffer from B.O.?
Have you seen the size of those ships? Do you know how far it is to Alpha Centauri? DUH!
The question is, how do they go number three while in flight?
One of the advantages of being from a super evolved race is that they can hold #3 indefinitly.Originally posted by Ivan Seeking
The question is, how do they go number three while in flight?
Yes. It's why their men are allOriginally posted by Sonty
Do their women have PMS?
The scarecrows are just straightOriginally posted by Sonty
Or are the scarecrows just spies?
Telepathetically, seventeen, in person about forty eight.Originally posted by FZ+
How many Grays does it take to tranfigurate an electromagnetic boson emissive silicate capsule?
Four:Originally posted by FZ+
How many Grays does it take to tranfigurate an electromagnetic boson emissive silicate capsule?
Invite them into your home forOriginally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
How do you communicate with greys, when they are scared white?
Originally posted by Another God
Anything you want Buddy...
How can everyone else think of such good questions still?
(by good I mean stupid)
Originally asked by zoobyshoe
If you were a gray and wondered where your navel was would you
consult "Gray's Anatomy?"
Hmmmm...Let's see.Originally posted by Sonty
At what angle should I spit?
I'd actually be wondering what the greys were doing out of water...You know they drown if they stop swimming.Originally posted by zoobyshoe
If a dozen Grays knocked on your
door and said "Trick or Treat!"
but a quick glance at the calendar
informed you it was April Fools
Day, would you think it was an
April Fools joke, or would you
think that Grays don't know how
to read Earth calendars?
Oh you wish you didn't care!If four and twenty grays were baked in a pie what would theyOriginally posted by Another God
Why do i spend so long trying to think of an interesting question, when in reality, I don't even care?
Originally posted by zoobyshoe
If four and twenty grays were baked in a pie what would they
do when the pie was opened? (Grays
don't sing.)
Since, as is well known, the bodyOriginally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
How many greys, turned brown, will fit into the Mother ship, when it is turtle egg laying season?
What a 'silly question' EVERYONE KNOWS it would be side opposite, OYE!Originally posted by zoobyshoe
A highly polished metal ball has a
radius of 15cm. Where will it image the nose holes of a gray
positioned 23m from its surface?
Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
In all of your years of experience with the greys, have you ever known them to demonstrate stupidity? (like me!)
Watching (stupid) Humans on television, what else!Originally posted by zoobyshoe
When grays are not abducting
humans for laughs, what is there
preferred entertainment?
My own preferred method is theOriginally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
When the beam of light comes down from the grey's ship, to pick you up, (for a laugh) to prevent its operational function, what do you use??
Well, it is a sliding scale, in their monetary funding, (of course) you pay 1/2 of the speed times the nearness of the home planet, for all tickets below C, and @ speeds in excess of C, you pay exponetial rates based upon a formula that integrates the number of times that you have been caught, the number of "Browns" on your ship, how many stupid humans you have brought along, subtended by the square root bulk modus of the gravitational force that you exerted upon the officers craft, to deccelrate, summed into the log of the quantity of fuel (In Newtons per meter Sq'd) you have left.Originally asked by Zoobyshoe
Given the tremendous speeds of
their craft how much does a speeding ticket set them back
when they're pulled over back on
the homeworld?
It's interesting you should ask because not two weeks ago severalOriginally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
How much should you be charging greys, to refuel their craft?
Originally posted by zoobyshoe
It's interesting you should ask because not two weeks ago several
Grays knocked on my door asking
for some Space Fuel. I said "Come
in and we'll discuss the price."
Well, one thing lead to another
and pretty soon we were eating
microwave popcorn and watching
"Independence Day" on the VCR, and
one of them broke out some Space
Vodka, and another had some Space
Weed and pretty soon they were all
wobbly and kind of vibrated when
you looked at them, and then I
went to make some more popcorn but
when I got back they had all kind
of shriveled into these things
that looked something like deflated, gray garbage bags, so
I picked one up, stuffed all the
others into him, and carried the
whole mess out into the dumpster
and I never found out how much to
charge them for Space fuel.
Do Grays "get" the Blues?