Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer

[sandinmyears]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
If you pull the wings off a boeing 747 what do you call it?

A: Why, a "crashing 747," ofcourse.

Q: Does mozzerella cheese support the "String Theory?"

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by sandinmyears
Q: Does mozzerella cheese support the "String Theory?"

Only when it is supported by a circular distribution apparatus with it's incumbent "meteoritic" facing.

Why does the face of a pepperoni pizza, look like (all strung out) meteor crators?

 

[S = k log w]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
Only when it is supported by a circular distribution apparatus with it's incumbent "meteoritic" facing.

Why does the face of a pepperoni pizza, look like (all strung out) meteor crators?

Because of the collisions of the Chucky Cheese Particles (ccP)

Queton: Since "Queton" is a Brie cheese http://www.finefoodworld.co.uk/html/2002win.htm

shouldn't it be the Brie theory? [pro]

 

[sandinmyears]

Originally posted by S = k log w
Queton: Since "Queton" is a Brie cheese http://www.finefoodworld.co.uk/html/2002win.htm
shouldn't it be the Brie theory? [pro] [/B]

A: Ah, but it's QUETION, not QUETON. Note the spelling. (Or mispelling). String cheese would be more appropriate.

Q: If Einstein stuck his finger in an electric socket, would it relax his hair?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by sandinmyears
Q: If Einstein stuck his finger in an electric socket, would it relax his hair?

Nope! straightened it right out and the give it a curvature of spacetime every time he turned his head. (a novel demonstration device he called it)

If you are using "Strung out Cheese Brie" theoretic's, shouldn't your questions eventually cause the arousal of gaseous eminations?

 

[Zeke]

i sUpporat publick Educashun haha just a joke

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by Zeke
i sUpporat publick Educashun haha just a joke

Apparently...

 

[sandinmyears]

Originally posted by Zeke
i sUpporat publick Educashun haha just a joke

Actually, I used to be an elementary education teacher and at that time there was a trend to encourage the child to write the way that felt right to encourage him or her to be creative.


So let's see some creativity Zeke!

~Sandy

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BACK TO STUPID QUETIONS:

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons:If you are using "Strung out Cheese Brie" theoretic's, shouldn't your questions eventually cause the arousal of gaseous eminations?

 

[Zeke]

i saw it on a t-shirt and thought it was funny i go to public school and i do just fine

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons If you are using "Strung out Cheese Brie" theoretic's, shouldn't your questions eventually cause the arousal of gaseous eminations?

An insightful and quite correct supposition, clearly based on intuition honed by years of experience in the field of gastrointestinal/cheese interaction. However you will be rejected by the mainstream till you can provide equations. Work some up in your spare time and the Nobel pize will be forthcoming.This (cheese), and the subject of "meteoritic facings" naturally segues into lunar issues: if the moon were composed of cheese (notice I am not asserting it is, this is a hypothetical proposition only) how long could the cheese needs of humanity be met by the quantity of cheese represented by the moon?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by a chesse filled, ergo-eubulent, zoobyshoe
This (cheese), and the subject of "meteoritic facings" naturally segues into lunar issues: if the moon were composed of cheese (notice I am not asserting it is, this is a hypothetical proposition only) how long could the cheese needs of humanity be met by the quantity of cheese represented by the moon?

Humm, you obviously have read the proposal, now we are going to need to...well, forge!t you ever even though of this question, eh buddy, as the Bioys, "Rocky" and "Bustr" are not going to like it if the "Big Cheese" (ifin's you knows what's I means) gets wind of the fact that you have effectively proposed taking over The Bosses new, and latest, business venture...if I was youse buddy, I'd change my name...and leave town, something like that if you gets my drift...oh ya, the Bosse's figures indicate that given that the moon, as edible cheese, is ten percent of the Earths weight, the cheese should last at least until 2012.

WHat the heck is a "Bustr"?

 

[MSI]

it is a groub of letters making an unusable word like my ones

what is the @@@@ when it goes to the $$$$ and it get the ####, go up down?
now that is a stuped question

 

[sandinmyears]

Tsk Tsk. Not supposed to use 4-letter-words.

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by MSI what is the @@@@ when it goes to the $$$$ and it get the ####, go up down?

Obviously an economics quetion. Sell your stock in NBC, buy four goldfish, name two of them, let the other two choose their own names, don't ever let them look through telescopes, and make sure they pay their own cable bills.If you spent 30,000.00 to have your face surgically altered to resemble a goldfish, who would really care?

 

[FZ+]

The guy who is selling you the surgery would.

How much are you willing to pay for breast implants for your dog?

 

[BoulderHead]

Originally posted by FZ+
How much are you willing to pay for breast implants for your dog?

I'd 'blow my wad' in order to raise the self-esteem of my beloved pet.


Would calf-implants for the beloved canine be considered extravagant?

 

[J-Man]

Originally posted by FZ+
How much are you willing to pay for breast implants for your dog?

I'm tempted to give $0.02, but that is probably far over the going rate.

If they stopped making pennies, how would people be able to give their 2 cents?

 

[selfAdjoint]

Originally posted by J-Man
I'm tempted to give $0.02, but that is probably far over the going rate.

If they stopped making pennies, how would people be able to give their 2 cents?

Write a check.

If arithmetic is incomplete, how many times can you put your two cents in without reaching a contradiction?

 

[Moni]

Each and every forum you'll find Avatars after you name...
why?

 

[FZ+]

If arithmetic is incomplete, how many times can you put your two cents in without reaching a contradiction?

$#ERROR!&5321$#

Each and every forum you'll find Avatars after you name...

Because in between snacks on the eighth day, God said...

How many monkeys and how much time would it take to type out the complete works of Shakespeare, on Microsoft Word?

 

[BoulderHead]

Originally posted by FZ+
How many monkeys and how much time would it take to type out the complete works of Shakespeare, on Microsoft Word? [/B]

In such a case the Creationists would be 100% correct; it's impossible !


*now for a rehash compilation*

If you could determine how long it would take for a grasshopper with a peg leg to poke out all the seeds in a dill pickle, and you could compute how long it would take for a rooster to hatch a hardware store out of a brass doorknob, could you calculate how far a rat turd would have to drop in order to break a shingle?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by BoulderHead
If you could determine how long it would take for a grasshopper with a peg leg to poke out all the seeds in a dill pickle, and you could compute how long it would take for a rooster to hatch a hardware store out of a brass doorknob, could you calculate how far a rat turd would have to drop in order to break a shingle?

Humm, Yes!, Hummm, Yes!, and about the distance from that last thoughts 'inception to completion/execution'!

How would you feel if you were the messenger who had to deliver the message, to Sir Isaac Newton, that the Scientific community, of the year 2003, had decided to rescind his accreditations for his presentation of the "Laws of Motion" ("An object at rest..." etc.) on the basis that they were not presented in a mathematical/quantitative manner?

 

[selfAdjoint]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
Humm, Yes!, Hummm, Yes!, and about the distance from that last thoughts 'inception to completion/execution'!

How would you feel if you were the messenger who had to deliver the message, to Sir Isaac Newton, that the Scientific community, of the year 2003, had decided to rescind his accreditations for his presentation of the "Laws of Motion" ("An object at rest..." etc.) on the basis that they were not presented in a mathematical/quantitative manner?

Smug.

And if you were Sir Isaac, how would you defend yourself?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by selfAdjoint
And if you were Sir Isaac, how would you defend yourself?

Numerically! of course...

How are you going to defend Sir Isaac Newton's work, numerically?

 

[selfAdjoint]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
Numerically! of course...

How are you going to defend Sir Isaac Newton's work, numerically?

Transcendentally, to be sure.

Is it irrational to argue transcendentally?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by selfAdjoint
Is it irrational to argue transcendentally?

Only if you use "Rational Imaginary Calculus"

What the heck do you do when you were hired to install a "Dumphries wall", the owner calls you up to tell you that he is "Certain it doesn't work" cause every morning he comes out, touches it, and it's cold, so he now wants you to warranty your work??

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons What the heck do you do when you were hired to install a "Dumphries wall", the owner calls you up to tell you that he is "Certain it doesn't work" cause every morning he comes out, touches it, and it's cold, so he now wants you to warranty your work??

You explain to him that the sensation of cold upon touching a Dumphrie's Wall is a sure sign of a rare neurological disorder and that the wall doesn't need a warrantee, it needs a neurologist. Conversly, it may only need a large, egg shaped man to sit on it and keep it warm, but that he should be secured there with a seat belt. In other words, you can provide this egg shaped man, but he (the wall owner) will have to provide you with a warrantee that he will not let the man have a great fall. If your last name was Dumpfrie and your parents gave you the first name: "Humpfrie", could all the King's psychologists and all the King's shrinks ever put you together again?

 

[Silverious]

They'd get me in stitches if they tried.


What is the last number in pi?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by Silverious
What is the last number in pi?

Seven! (it follows the twenty two {22} that it divides!)

If a large 'egg' shaped man, came over to your house, and asked to be allowed to sit upon your "Dumphries wall" as to warm his backside, would you let him in?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons If a large 'egg' shaped man, came over to your house, and asked to be allowed to sit upon your "Dumphries wall" as to warm his backside, would you let him in?

Certainly, as long as he agreed to sing "I am the egg man, they are the egg men, I am the Walrus! Goo goo ga-joob", for the duration.If Humpty had lived long enough to hatch, what would have come out?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by "The Ova" zoobyshoe
If Humpty had lived long enough to hatch, what would have come out?

Obviously 'Dumpty'! ( )

So you are "running up a hill, to fetch a pail of water", the Great Pumpkin is smiling down upon you because of your gracious attitude, you slip, fall down into a deep well, (past a sleeping rabbit) landing on your head, you awake, and find out that you are at home, but this isn't really your home, this is your antimatter home in the "Antimatter Universe", (parallel to ours) consequently if you meet your "opposite" (charge/state) BOTH Universes will be destroyed, and look, here you come now, what do you say to yourself to keep yourself from destroying BOTH Universes? (eh what?)

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons So you are "running up a hill, to fetch a pail of water", the Great Pumpkin is smiling down upon you because of your gracious attitude, you slip, fall down into a deep well, (past a sleeping rabbit) landing on your head, you awake, and find out that you are at home, but this isn't really your home, this is your antimatter home in the "Antimatter Universe", (parallel to ours) consequently if you meet your "opposite" (charge/state) BOTH Universes will be destroyed, and look, here you come now, what do you say to yourself to keep yourself from destroying BOTH Universes? (eh what?)

Thinking rapidly in antimatter mode, you ask yourself "What would I need to hear if I were him to make me stop?" You then realize he is wondering the same thing about you. Slowly, you back away from each other. Then you realize each of you is, chaotically, about to reverse charge, but that a ten minute interval of neutrality will preceed during which it will be possible to shake hands, ask how the family is doing, and remind each other to feed the cat as you prepare to exchange lives in each others respective universe.Given the extrordinary number of feathers growing from the body of the average bird, where do they find the closet space to hang them all up when they go to bed at night?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
Given the extrordinary number of feathers growing from the body of the average bird, where do they find the closet space to hang them all up when they go to bed at night?

As a nesting "Robin" (in a tent) I can attest to the fact of the clear absence of closet space in any, and all, nesting facilities, BUT I have been authorized, by my fellow "fliers" to allude to the actual, and real, manner of storage (overnight) of our feathered suits......"and you thought all of those eggs were babies??"

Given zoobyshoe's obsession with the Prime Minster of Canada, don't you think it's about time the two met?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons Given zoobyshoe's obsession with the Prime Minster of Canada, don't you think it's about time the two met?

Believe me, my people have called his people dozens of times trying to arrange just such a meeting, but he always bows out claiming that he's afraid to leave the country because a tent dwelling rabble rouser in Kingston is poised to launch a coup d'etat the moment he departs Canadian soil.How would you account for it is you awoke in your tent one night to the sound of something sizzling, a strong odor of rotten eggs (H₂S) a shower of sparks visible through the crack in the front flaps, and, from behind the tent, a Bach harpsichord partita being played by none other than Seymour Hayden?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
How would you account for it is you awoke in your tent one night to the sound of something sizzling, a strong odor of rotten eggs (H₂S) a shower of sparks visible through the crack in the front flaps, and, from behind the tent, a Bach harpsichord partita being played by none other than Seymour Hayden?

Clearly, they found me! (and apparently I had just flatulated, sorry ) (and the *sparks* are from the flares they were using, to light there way into the deep, dark, cavernous, field, that I am curently tenting in)

So now that I have been "found", where the heck does one go from here?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons So now that I have been "found", where the heck does one go from here?

One interesting option might be to quickly smear some lipstick on, step out into the harsh searchlights and announce "I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille." Then, while they are preoccupied wrestling the big panavision into position for this important shot, run like hell for the woods.In the event you are really too confused about this thing with an electron having 3/3 charge to make heads or tales out of it, are you required to pay your electric bill anyway?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
In the event you are really too confused about this thing with an electron having 3/3 charge to make heads or tales out of it, are you required to pay your electric bill anyway?

Absolutely, ALL 3 ^thirds of it!

How many electrons, do you pay for, every month?

 

[revesz]

How many electrons, do you pay for, every month?

I paid for 53385946837488 electrons last month.

Whats the going price on electrons these days?[

 

[demoremda]

Hi ppl,
where can i file my stupid questions?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by revesz
Whats the going price on electrons these days?

A little slice of "Truth and Beauty" (or is that 'top' and 'bottom')

Is that really a 'strangely' 'charming' quention??

Subset:

Originally inserted by demoremda
where can i file my stupid questions?

In the same place you have seemed to have misplaced your "Stupid quention" file!

Quention? see above!

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons Is that really a 'strangely' 'charming' quention??

I am not among those who were strangely charmed by it, so I cannot speak for them, but I will say it was a charmingly strange quetion, if you look at it from 37 degrees west of the old firehouse in Abernathy, Texas at 5:32 AM on any clear June morning, provided there are no disproportionate magnetic disturbances.What kind of shampoo do electrons use to keep their field lines so rich, full, and long (no split ends)?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
What kind of shampoo do electrons use to keep their field lines so rich, full, and long (no split ends)?

"Heisenburg Dual purpose Shampoo" helps your "field lines" to keep both their momentum, and position!

Why is "Heisenburg Shampoo" THE only choice for washing, rinsing, and conditioning your electrons??

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons Why is "Heisenburg Shampoo" THE only choice for washing, rinsing, and conditioning your electrons??

I'm really not certain.Since all electrons repell all other electrons, and electrons are indivisible, how do they reproduce?

 

[selfAdjoint]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
I'm really not certain.


Since all electrons repell all other electrons, and electrons are indivisible, how do they reproduce?

By spooky action at a distance.

How do spooks act when they are close up?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by selfAdjoint How do spooks act when they are close up?

They generally flash their CIA credentials and ask a lot of questions. How can you ever be sure that your cat, who seems to lie there for hours just watchingyou, isn't working for the CIA?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
How can you ever be sure that your cat, who seems to lie there for hours just watchingyou, isn't working for the CIA?

You can tell, the second that its waveform collapses, hologram is over...knock on the door...YIKES!

What do you say to the drunk, who shows up at your door, claiming to be your 'long-lost' drinking partner, and you're only twelve!

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
What do you say to the drunk, who shows up at your door, claiming to be your 'long-lost' drinking partner, and you're only twelve!

Given the terrible fondness I had for demon rum between the ages of 5 and 9 years of age, I would believe him. However, that doesn't mean I would let him in.On a recent trip to the Congo I had the honor of discovering a new species of microorganism which has the amazing ability to mimic the facial characteristics of all US presidents from the current holder of that office all the way back to Herbert Hoover. What possible evolutionary function could this ability have been selected out to serve?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
On a recent trip to the Congo I had the honor of discovering a new species of microorganism which has the amazing ability to mimic the facial characteristics of all US presidents from the current holder of that office all the way back to Herbert Hoover. What possible evolutionary function could this ability have been selected out to serve?

Dang you zoob, now you need to be, AHEM *deleted*, how the heck did you find out about that plan, that one was the 'toppest' of "Top Secrets", the most covert of undercover covertness that could be applied, not since 'Area 52' has anything so sensitive been leaked out to the general public, and it's all your respocibility zoob, that plan was to develop a bacteria that could be used in case of an attack upon West Edmonton Mall, here in Canada. The idea was that as the terrorist came to plant their stuff, the bacteria, recognizing any terrorist by odor, would instantaneously tranmutate into a full life size form of several Former/Past Presidents of the U.S. who would then arrest and handcuff the "shocked" (and "awed") criminal/terrorist. (Bacteria can hide well in an urban environment)

Ah well "Go with plan B, boys..."

Now that the zoob has let slip your nations most important, and advanced, weapons defence system, what the heck is going to defend the U.S.A. (and the rst of North America) now?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons Now that the zoob has let slip your nations most important, and advanced, weapons defence system, what the heck is going to defend the U.S.A. (and the rst of North America) now?

Fortunately, there is still Z.O.O.B.Y.: The Zombie Optimized for Online Battle and Yardwork.On a recent excursion to Tierra Del Fuego I had the peculiar experience of an encounter with a two inch tall lilliputian who was on vacation from Lilliput. He said that they prefer to spend the hollidays in cold remote places because they dislike crowds of tourists, which present dangers to them, most notably that of being stepped on. I asked him what he thought would prevent me from stepping on him right then and there, and was suddenly rushed by several million of his countrymen who overwhelmed me and staked me to the ground, Gulliver style.

Where on Earth do lilliputians get so much rope?

 

[Carla1]

Where on Earth do lilliputians get so much rope? [/QUOTE]

From an over-active imagination needing to expend itself but choosing to do so towards a pragmatic end. Thus a lot of rope might come in handy one day, as it most certainly did, for nailing down giant foreigners and the like.


Where is your leader? Take me to him.