Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer

[Mentat]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
Well it depends on the bicycle, (pedal differentiation) 'Mountain bike' style or 'Road bike' style, and you clearly forgot to tell us where the monkey/simian was astride the Artificial Horse that it was riding, cause the velocity factors V thermal transfer (to the protein pile) have successive Differential accumulations of agglomerational characteristic pluming episodes that would deffinitively have quantifiable effectations upon the qualitative output of the simians respective erognomic abilities, re the pedals qualities have quantifiable proportions such that the outcomes of events histologies would pathologically diverge in there acuteness, or, in simple words, Go ask someone who is a MONKEY (or there Avatar)

Is it really the "Monkey that Roared", and NOT the Mouse that roared??

Uuuh, I'm thinkin' kinda...huh?

What would we do if the back-scratcher hadn't been invented?

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Originally posted by Mentat
Uuuh, I'm thinkin' kinda...huh?

What would we do if the back-scratcher hadn't been invented?

Itch.

what would be the record for the longest field goal if our knees bent the other direction? Why?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by Ivan Seeking
what would be the record for the longest field goal if our knees bent the other direction? Why?

About the same, as you would just do things/count Bass Ackwards!

In what number system do you count Bass Ackwards?

 

[J-Man]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
In what number system do you count Bass Ackwards?

It is ackwards to count bass in any number system! But if I had to guess, I'd probably say the Trout System of Numerology and Flatulence.

What's funnier, "Numerology" or "Flatulence"?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by j-man
What's funnier, "Numerology" or "Flatulence"?

"Numerological Flatulence"!

How many flatulates can you count when the flatulator is flatulating at supersonic speeds?

 

[J-Man]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
How many flatulates can you count when the flatulator is flatulating at supersonic speeds?

All of them, unless the batteries are dead.

What did the bartender say to the Neutron when giving it the drink it ordered?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

"This 'oughta Linearly polarize Ya!"

What do you do if, while the polarized Neutron went out for a stroll along the beltway, and the Martian askes you for your seeds?

 

[Andy]

paint his yohoo gold

how do you post without knowing that u've posted

 

[J-Man]

Originally posted by Andy
how do you post without knowing that u've posted

Hypnotize yourself.

Will there ever be peace on Mars?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by J-Man
Will there ever be peace on Mars?

YES! (see below for explanation)

Why? has there never been, a War, on Mars?

 

[vacuum]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
YES! (see below for explanation)

Why? has there never been, a War, on Mars?

Yes, actually there was, yellow ants ate my bannana.

Why did I say bANANNA? aND wHO sTOLE mY cAPS lOCK kEY??

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by vacuum
Why did I say bANANNA? aND wHO sTOLE mY cAPS lOCK kEY??

Because I briefly took over your mind, and made you say that, so while you were distracted that way, I could steal your "caps lock key" to open up the door locks, on my tent! (nyah! nyah!)

If the Earth had been a cube, (rather then a sphere) would you still have been willing to seek out the four corners of it??
(eight actually, but it's an expression so run with it, will Ya?)

 

[FZ+]

Only so I can prove that it is in fact, triangular.

As per QM, would car drivers get lost less if their speedometers were less accurate?

 

[Sonty]

Yes, they will also be unsure about their weight.

Do I still have a sun tan at night?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally asked by Sonty
Do I still have a sun tan at night?

No! it turns into a Burn.

Is it possible to get a Sun tan, under the Stars??

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
Is it possible to get a Sun tan, under the Stars??

Billions and billions of them.Just
none of them very dark.How dark is a dark star?

 

[BiologyForums]

You are getting a suntime under the stars.

No one ever got a suntan under anything other than stars...

 

[Sonty]

Darker than the white Death Star.

How deadly is a Death Star?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by Sonty
How deadly is a Death Star?

We don't really know, no one has ever survived one yet!

If I was to try to walk up a hillside of bentanite, in a rainstorm, how far down the hill would I go?

(Chuckle* chuckle)

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
If I was to try to walk up a hillside of bentanite, in a rainstorm, how far down the hill would I go?

(Chuckle* chuckle)

As far as the nearest spell-check
I hope.(Chuckle' chuckle)How many physicists does it take
to screw in a lightbulb?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
How many physicists does it take
to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows! the last anyone heard, they were out inventing a new source of light!

How many sources of light does it take to illuminate you?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
How many sources of light does it take to illuminate you?

I don't keep count. All I know is
that I'm ready for my closup, Mr.
DeMille.Is it live, or is it memorex?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
Is it live, or is it memorex?

Uhmmm, oh! sorry! I forgot! what was the question again?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
Uhmmm, oh! sorry! I forgot! what was the question again?

ABSOLUTLY CORRECT!Where have all the flowers gone?

 

[Zantra]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
ABSOLUTLY CORRECT!
Where have all the flowers gone?

The guy at the funeral home needed them


Where have all the cowboys gone?

 

[Gale]

Where have all the cowboys gone?

to space, the final frontier!

how many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?

 

[Sonty]

Originally asked by Gale17
how many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?

That's obvious! 42.

How many times do you have to moon the president to earn 42 cups of sugar?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Sonty
How many times do you have to moon the president to earn 42 cups of sugar?

Only Monica Lewinski knows for
sure.If I say the word "Lewinski" 42
times, and you say it 21 times,
and a third party says it 10.5
times, and a fourth party says it
5.25 times will anyone ever end up
saying it 0 times?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
If I say the word "Lewinski" 42
times, and you say it 21 times,
and a third party says it 10.5
times, and a fourth party says it
5.25 times will anyone ever end up
saying it 0 times?

Lord Knows! We can only HOPE!

When you are turning around, how far must you go to accomplish being backwards, to the opposite of what had been forwards??

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
When you are turning around, how far must you go to accomplish being backwards, to the opposite of what had been forwards??

The answer is: Don't move at all.
Instead, dangle yourself from a
swinging rope and wait for the
earth to turn beneath you.A plane leaves the ground in the
southern hemishphere headed for
a destination in the northern
hemisphere. The duration of the
flight is calculated to be five
hours based on initial distance.
Figuring in the coriolis effect,
how many small, cellophane bags
of peanuts could you stuff into
your cheeks during the flight?