Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer

[mouseman]

How many more pages of this BS are we
gon'na have until the end of next month
(5/10/1000/an unreasonable amount)?

I give up!

How many pancakes can you fit in an elephants ear?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally asked by mouseman

How many pancakes can you fit in an elephants ear?

More, if you can get the waffles out first!


Where is the elephant's "Birthyard"?

 

[J-Man]

Mr. Robin Parsons asked:
Where is the elephant's "Birthyard"?

Well, you start in Hong Kong and travel by boat eastward until you reach the lair of the Giant Sea Mosquito, take a right (South) and keep going until you see the Cave of Remorse, alcohol is cheap here, so I suggest stopping "for a few". Once properly inebriated, continue the voyage Westward to the Secret Government Tidal Wave Generator & Health Spa. Take another right (North) and eventually you'll get back to Hong Kong and get off that stupid boat. As you can see, I have no idea where the elephant's "Birthyard" is located. I'm not even sure what a "Birthyard" is. I'd ask, but it might not be stupid enough.

Would inquiring what the heck a "Birthyard" is be a stupid question?

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by J-Man
Well, you start in Hong Kong and travel by boat eastward until you reach the lair of the Giant Sea Mosquito, take a right (South) and keep going until you see the Cave of Remorse, alcohol is cheap here, so I suggest stopping "for a few". Once properly inebriated, continue the voyage Westward to the Secret Government Tidal Wave Generator & Health Spa. Take another right (North) and eventually you'll get back to Hong Kong and get off that stupid boat. As you can see, I have no idea where the elephant's "Birthyard" is located. I'm not even sure what a "Birthyard" is. I'd ask, but it might not be stupid enough.

Would inquiring what the heck a "Birthyard" is be a stupid question?

Duh, I dunno.

What was the first stupid question ever asked? (I mean the first stupid question asked by a human, not the first asked on this thread.)

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally asked by mentat

What was the first stupid question ever asked? (I mean the first stupid question asked by a human, not the first asked on this thread.)

Where the heck am I??!

What was the first stupid responce?

 

[Another God]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
What was the first stupid responce? [/B]

Watch out! You're smack bang in the middle of the Elephants Birthyard!

Why are elephant birthyards so dangerous?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally asked by Another God
(You know, the OTHER one...)

Why are elephant birthyards so dangerous?

Because they come out back end first, and if you stand in the wrong place you might just become a 'birthing pad'! (Quick, go boil somewater!...and get a towel, you'll need it!)

In the legend of the 'Elephants Graveyard', where was it?

 

[mouseman]

The elephant's graveyard is behind the First Baptist Ele-piscopalian.

What's with all the damn elephants?

 

[Another God]

Wool.

Why do elephants have four feet?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally asked by Another God

Why do elephants have four feet?

Because, it was a "hands down" decision!

Why do elephants (let go Wuliheron!) have four Knees?

 

[selfAdjoint]

Four knees a jolly good fallow.

Why are elephants Republican?

 

[Ben-CS]

Actually, "Republicans" is a subset of "Elephants"; so, all Republicans are Elephants, but not all Elephants are Republicans.

When the Democrats ask a stupid question, why are the Republicans so eager to give a stupid answer. (Or visa versa.)

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by Ben-CS
Actually, "Republicans" is a subset of "Elephants"; so, all Republicans are Elephants, but not all Elephants are Republicans.

When the Democrats ask a stupid question, why are the Republicans so eager to give a stupid answer. (Or visa versa.)

It's a constant struggle, for one side to look dumber than the other, and thus win majority votes.

What does it mean for a society to be "civilized"?

 

[Ben-CS]

What does it mean for a society to be "civilized"?

I don't know about you; but, I'm beginning to think it means nothing.


What does it mean for a society to be "nothing"?

 

[Mentat]

It means for it to be civilised (according to your post).

What would it mean for a society to be uncivilized (based on our previous definition)?

 

[Manuel_Silvio]

It is that every member of the society has found her/his soulmate so they will melt into each other and offset each other's effect thus leading to an effect known as RB-LP syndrome (perhaps only energy radiating around in quanta or buckets depending on the observer).

How can you find your soulmate?

PS: I like Richard Bach.

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by Manuel_Silvio
It is that every member of the society has found her/his soulmate so they will melt into each other and offset each other's effect thus leading to an effect known as RB-LP syndrome (perhaps only energy radiating around in quanta or buckets depending on the observer).

How can you find your soulmate?

PS: I like Richard Bach.

I think the dumbest answer I've heard to this question is "stop looking" (what really bothers me is that people think they're being wise, by answering this way . However, I'd just like it to be known, that this answer is not of my own originality.

My Stupid Question: Has this question already been asked?

 

[J-Man]

Mentat asked:
Has this question already been asked?

Blue with infrared polka-dots covered in turkey gravy.

Who's in charge?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally asked by J-man

Who's in charge?

I thought 'who', was on first!

(P.S.sssssssssssst, No one!)

Is a Prime Minister, actually, a 'ministerial' Prime?

 

[Alias]

Yes and no.

Why can't I make up my mind?

 

[FZ+]

Because They don't want you to.
Who are They?

 

[Manuel_Silvio]

Those who didn't let me ask my question.

What was the question I wanted to ask?

 

[Ben-CS]

What was the question I wanted to ask?

Your question was stupid, of course. (See thread title.)

What happens if you eat an inverted palindrome?

 

[J-Man]

Ben-CS asked:
What happens if you eat an inverted palindrome?

A little while later you, umm, "recycle" an inverted paliindrome.

What's a better way of saying "take a dump" other than "recycle"?

 

[Ben-CS]

Almost anyway at all.

You can make a sentence where every word starts with B. Can a bee make a sentence where every word starts with U?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally asked by Ben_CS

You can make a sentence where every word starts with B. Can a bee make a sentence where every word starts with U?

Bee Unlikely, Usually Uuttered Ubiquitously, Unless...'U' Ululate

Does the expression; "Putting ones nose to the Grindstone" ever need to be taken literally?

 

[J-Man]

Mr. Robin Parsons asked:
Does the expression; "Putting ones nose to the Grindstone" ever need to be taken literally?

Only when Mrs. Grindstone needs to check if it's time to remind her husband to take a shower.

Why does Mr. Grindstone abhor showering so much?

 

[Manuel_Silvio]

Because he will be eroded -that comes from Eros- by water.

What relation is there betwenn erosion and Eros?

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by Manuel_Silvio
Because he will be eroded -that comes from Eros- by water.

What relation is there betwenn erosion and Eros?

The first four letters of the words.

What's an E.T.?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally asked by Mentat

What's an E.T.?

An Extraneous Terrestrial?

An Earthy Twosome?

An Extra Tediousness?

An Evoluted Terrerium?

An Expert Truncation?

Or An Educated 'Thing-a-ma-bopper'?

I got it, Everything Totaled


If 'Ashes' are to 'ashes', like 'dust' is to 'dust', is it then, "live we do, and die, we must"?